The former hypothetical person has probably shifted to some mainline Protestant denomination and attends services semi-regularly but is the type of person you could talk to casually for hours and never realize is religious.
The next is a slight twist on my favourite creation from the "political views" megathread:
Gender - Female
Race - White
Ancestry - Irish and Italian
Sexual orientation - Bisexual
Age - 22
Hometown - Salem, MA
Location - Salem, MA
Relationship status - Widow
Education - Bachelor's in English Literature
Occupation - Works in the bookshop owned by her late husband's parents
Political orientation - Mostly apolitical, but has left-communitarian tendencies
Hobbies/interests - Local history, numismatics, playing cards, writing short stories
Notes - Currently she never wants to have a romantic relationship again.
My padar (pagan radar) is screaming Wicca. Probably found
Aradia, or the Gospel of the Witches or
The White Goddess in said bookstore and got hooked on the poetic cuteness of it all.
Gender - Male
Ancestry - Korean
Sexual orientation - Heterosexual
Age - 21
Hometown - Round Rock, TX
Location - Philadelphia, PA
Relationship status - Single
Education - Current undergraduate student at a noted conservatory
Political orientation - Social democrat, from a family of neoconservatives
Hobbies/interests - Computer science, 19th-century English literature