However, it is notable that Michelle Obama seems to be leading over a more established figure like VP-elect Kamala Harris. It actually paints a similarity between the GOP and Democratic bases...both of them easily swoon over popular figureheads with near-universal name recognition. The tired implications from liberal posters here that the GOP is only a "Trump personality cult" seem really lame in light of this poll. I guess they'd have to admit that the Democratic Party is similarly only an Obama personality cult? how else would his wife be preferred to the incoming Democratic vice president? lol
> Be Republican
> Elect reality TV star as president
> Refer to reality TV star as "The God-Emperor" in online discourse
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Depict reality TV star as muscular knight in shining armor despite fact that he is overweight septuagenarian>
Marry wife in reality TV star-themed wedding> Fly reality TV star's flag instead of American flag at front porch
> Wear reality TV star's slogan on forehead every day
> Receive news only from reality TV star-approved news outlets such as Breitbart, OANN, and graffiti in Waffle House restroom
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Unironically believe reality TV star was sent by God to do the bidding of the almighty>
Take advice from reality TV star in every aspect of life, including medicine, religion, personal finance, politics, foreign policy, culture> Violently disparage any expert in these fields who criticizes reality TV star
> Falsely claim that reality TV star won an election and support overthrowing democratic government in order to install reality TV star as emperor
> Dismiss all counter-evidence as "fake"
> Lash out at members of own party if reality TV star orders you to
> Own "don't tread on me" flag and constantly talk about how much you "love the constitution"
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Ask reality TV star to "suspend" that same constitution in order to establish martial law> Drink bleach because reality TV star says so
> Buy groceries from specific company because reality TV star says so
> Boycott companies because reality TV star says so
> After reading too many Facebook comments, begin to believe that political enemies of reality TV star are Satan-worshiping pedophiles who run the global banking system
> Unironically believe that reality TV star is the only person who can stop them
> All evidence in favor of this theory is
posted on website whose original purpose was posting upskirt drawings of anime girls> Ignore all evidence against this theory as "misdirection"
> Gradually become alienated from friends and family
> Find solace in the arms of fellow acolytes of reality TV star
> Eventually devote life to defending every insane statement, lie, and ignorant remark that reality TV star makes
> Go online
> Check Dave Leip's Talk Elections Blog
> See a solitary junk poll where Michelle Obama gets under 30% of the vote
> "HAHA! Democrats are the REAL cultists"