Report election fraud to Rudy's hotline!

[John Dule]

Come on, guys-- do your civic duty and send them some tips!

[Starry Eyed Jagaloon]

Thanks for the link! I definitely didn't just use it to send them a bunch of pornography.

[WD]

ayy lmao

[John Dule]

"Donald? You ah a sheethead commandah in chief. You are ugly and sad, and you... and you die alone."

[Rand]

I will be totally responsible with this.

[John Dule]

Huh, now I only get a dial tone when I call them. Weird. Well, at least I left them several important messages about how Maricopa County election officials Mike Hunt, Neil Enlik, and Phillip McRack are stuffing the ballot boxes.

[Ogre Mage]

If the people manning the hotline heard Beck's song "Loser" over the phone, I know nothing about it.

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

I am told the Trump campaign received several reports this morning (from a very reliable source) of Hillary Clinton driving a Soros Express bus across rural Minnesota distributing illegal ballots.

[OBD]

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[Kingpoleon]

I just reported that I saw Rudy Giuliani stuff hundreds of thousands of ballots in Florida. I assume they will investigate shortly.

[𝕭𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆 𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖑𝖆]

I just reported that I saw Rudy Giuliani stuff hundreds of thousands of ballots in Florida. I assume they will investigate shortly.

The famous Giuliani-Dade Cuban voters.

[Alben Barkley]

This is what I just sent to them:

I'm so glad you guys are doing this. I'm sure you'll want to know all about the unacceptable behavior I saw, which explains so much about why the results in Miami-Dade were so off. I saw a bunch of guys in MAGA hats threatening Cuban voters, telling them they had to vote for Trump "or else." They took their names down and said that if they voted for Biden, they would send the list to Donald Trump and he would deport them all back to Cuba. They said Trump would make Castro look like nothing. Some of them even followed the voters into the voting booths to make sure they cast their ballot for Trump. This seems to have been happening all day all over town based on other people I talked to, which probably explains why the votes ultimately were like 20 points more Republican than they should have been. I'm sure your campaign had nothing to do with this behavior so you'll investigate it fully and make sure every vote is counted fairly as you say, right?

[Kingpoleon]

This is what I just sent to them:

I'm so glad you guys are doing this. I'm sure you'll want to know all about the unacceptable behavior I saw, which explains so much about why the results in Miami-Dade were so off. I saw a bunch of guys in MAGA hats threatening Cuban voters, telling them they had to vote for Trump "or else." They took their names down and said that if they voted for Biden, they would send the list to Donald Trump and he would deport them all back to Cuba. They said Trump would make Castro look like nothing. Some of them even followed the voters into the voting booths to make sure they cast their ballot for Trump. This seems to have been happening all day all over town based on other people I talked to, which probably explains why the votes ultimately were like 20 points more Republican than they should have been. I'm sure your campaign had nothing to do with this behavior so you'll investigate it fully and make sure every vote is counted fairly as you say, right?

No, it was just Rudy Giuliani. He personally cast hundreds of thousands of votes for Trump in Miami.

[Alben Barkley]

Just did another one, this time as a Mr. Ralph Wiggum from Springfield, Illinois:

I saw President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden in the closet making ballots and I saw one of the ballots and then the ballot looked at me.

I did some actual calls the other day, but they all went to voicemail. Sadly, no live callers to prank. I wonder if they just stopped.