Cute. Nicole’s definitely going to do worse than Claire but I get that these people aren’t even pretending that they’re trying to reach folks like me. Don’t say you saw it coming when Trump/Parson win by 15+ points because... *surprise*... we actually went to the polls.
Your shtick isn't funny. You're not as smart as you think. The routine is obnoxious and four years past it's prime - like a Pauly Shore movie made in 2003. It reminds me of the dude who tries to sit at the cool table despite no one there knowing who he is.