Update for Everyone VIII: He who laughs have the last laugh

[Santander]

Life is meaningless.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

2 days from a hiring process deadline and 3 days from the last college app deadline and here I am at 1:00 AM, gutting a statement of purpose that I had deemed acceptable months ago. Giving up for the night. I predict that tomorrow I will opt to just go with a modified version of the original.

[Kahane's Grave Is A Gender-Neutral Bathroom]

Recovering from toe surgery, lied about pain in foot to get out of going to school.

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

Just got tested, boosted, tested, tired, tested, denied entry, tested, tested, tired, stranded, tested, tested, tested, bloodlet, tested, and tested, in that order.

Are you tanned and ready though

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

I sure do love being literally seconds away from falling asleep and then suddenly thinking about death for 0.2 seconds and waking up experiencing massive death anxiety

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Completed what will hopefully be the last PhD application of my life tonight. Even if none of them bite, it'd probably be time to "call it" and simply become a disgruntled, uncredentialled intellectual with a completely unrelated day job (so basically the same as I am now). The other fallback would be an MA program.

[Mr. Smith]

Well great, it's another get old day.

At least no one recognized...him first.

[Santander]

Hair of the dog with lunch - feel like a new man. And waited til afternoon until drinking, even.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Recovering from toe surgery, lied about pain in foot to get out of going to school.

Allowing yourself to get toe surgery was taking the lie pretty far, dont you think?

[Kahane's Grave Is A Gender-Neutral Bathroom]

Recovering from toe surgery, lied about pain in foot to get out of going to school.

Allowing yourself to get toe surgery was taking the lie pretty far, dont you think?

No, I was lying about pain after the surgery, which was actually needed.

[Santander]

I wanted to see how the poors live.

[Thunder98 🇮🇱 🤝 🇵🇸]

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HR notified me that I’m being kept as Guest advocate position is now permanent!

[Santander]

I wanna live like common people.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I wanna live like common people.

[obligatory shoe in photograph]

[HillGoose]

i now believe in quantum immortality, i think i experienced my own death last night and yet here i am.

it was some almost (that lame movie from the early 2000s i cant remember the name of where people see their own death) level stuff.

[Mr. Smith]

Taking a break methinks. At least for a week. Effective when I go to bed

[jamestroll]

I fly to Peru today. May be a bit delayed due to snow storm but still looking forward!

Andes trekking!

[Former President tack50]

Since everyone is posting about flights, here is mine



May God bless Ryanair; and that wasn't even the cheapest combination! (Under different dates I could have flown for as little as 25€, and only 6,25€ after government subsidies)

@Santander ; if you truly want to live like the common people; taking some dirt cheap Ryanair flight with no extras is the way to go

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Went to mass for the first time since spring today. Considering becoming Polish. Any tips?

[afleitch]

Went to mass for the first time since spring today. Considering becoming Polish. Any tips?

Set up a tradcath propaganda radio station and LGBT Free Zone in your local neighbourhood.

[afleitch]

I'll be in Florida to see the in-laws for a spell next month. Looking forward to getting stared at because I'm not wearing cargo pants.

[Donerail]

I'll be in Florida to see the in-laws for a spell next month. Looking forward to getting stared at because I'm not wearing cargo pants.

Cargo pants? Are you going somewhere formal?

[FT-02 Senator A.F.E. 🇵🇸🤝🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦]

Met Joe Biden again at work alongside BoJo and Corbyn

[Santander]

Thank God I wore a Fratagonia last night. Waterproof. 🤣

[Santander]

Ugh. Lost one Airpod, lol.