Never happening, but for fun I decided to look at how the US would look like if it switched to 50 states of (roughly) equal population using this tool
https://dyslabs.github.io/mapster/Here is the map I came up with. You can probably do a lot better but this takes a ton of time to make so not doing it again
(I have it saved so I may do some changes if people want and this saved fine)
I will include as well my personal expected Senate division (2D, 2R or split) but as always depends on how the Senate classes divide
Los Ángeles: Obama+40, Clinton+48
San Diego: Romney+2, Clinton+13
Mojave (San Bernardino, Riverside & Las Vegas): Obama+7, Clinton+8
Arizona: Romney+10, Trump+4
Pacifica (Seattle area+HI+AK): Obama+30, Clinton+32
Cascadia (rest of WA plus northern OR): Obama+7, Clinton+6
California: Romney+1, Clinton+5
San Francisco: Obama+51, Clinton+58
North California: Obama+11, Clinton+11
Deseret (centered on UT): Romney+31, Trump+21
New Mexico (green along the Mexican border): Romney+12, Trump+10
Central Texas: Romney+12, Trump+5
Houston: Romney+10, Clinton+1
East Texas (includes western LA, southern AR and a bit of OK): Romney+29, Trump+34
Dallas: Romney+13, Trump+4
Dakota (the big state including the Dakotas): Romney+15, Trump+23
Colorado: Obama+2, Clinton+0
Kansas (includes most of OK): Romney+27, Trump+28
Missouri (northern AR and southern MO): Romney+12, Trump+21
Minnesota (most of MN and western WI): Obama+9, Clinton+2
Iowa: Romney+1, Trump+14
Wisconsin: Obama+6, Clinton+2
Chicago: Obama+41, Clinton+46
Illinois (includes western IN): Romney+6, Trump+14
Michigan: Romney+5, Trump+15
Detroit: Obama+17, Clinton+7
Indiana: Romney+13, Trump+19
Mississippi: Romney+12, Trump+17
West Tennessee: Romney+18, Trump+26
South Florida: Obama+24, Clinton+25
East Florida: Romney+5, Trump+63
West Florida: Romney+7, Trump+13
Alabama (includes southwest Georgia & the FL panhandle): Romney+20, Trump+26
Atlanta: Romney+6, Trump+1
South Carolina: Romney+11, Trump+14
South Appalachia (western VA and NC, Eastern TN, northeast KY): Romney+24, Trump+29
New England (includes ME, VT, NH and parts of NY and MA): Obama+15, Clinton+6
Boston: Obama+23, Clinton+26
Long Island (includes Queens): Obama+23, Clinton+17
New York City (rest of NYC): Obama+64, Clinton+63
Connecticut (west CT and NYC suburbs): Obama+24, Clinton+23
Upstate New York (includes northern PA): Obama+8, Trump+4
Ohio: Obama+9, Trump+1
North Carolina: Romney+4, Trump+6
Tidewater (eastern NC and southeast VA): Obama+4, Clinton+3
North Appalachia (western VA, WV, the MD panhandle, parts of OH and PA): Romney+13, Trump+22
Columbia (centered on DC): Obama+32, Clinton+40
Delmarva (centered on Delaware): Obama+29, Clinton+27
Pennsylvania: Romney+10, Trump+20
New Jersey: Obama+11, Clinton+6
Fun fact: while better for Dems, even this map would not be a level playing field.
Romney wins 27/50 states while Obama only wins 23 states.
Perhaps more interestingly, Clinton actually does better than Obama, losing to Trump 26-24
And for fun:
Obama/Trump states: Upstate NY, Ohio
Romney/Clinton states: San Diego, California, Houston