Trump Has COVID megathread (update 10/24: 2 Pence staffers test positive)

[Pericles]

Well it's a re-election campaign that produces a landslide result lol.

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

Could the next October Surprise be Trump relapsing and his condition becomes dire?

He'd probably do less damage to his re-election chances if he was in a medically induced coma than upright and talking.

[GALeftist]

Could the next October Surprise be Trump relapsing and his condition becomes dire?

I wish. President Donald Trump needs to wither away and crawl back into the swamp in which he came from. Unfortunately, he is on track for a landslide re-election, however.

You know, dude, honestly, mad props. You've shown admirable commitment to this bit and have baited a probably unparalleled number of posters. Atlas may not thank you for your service, but I salute you.

[DINGO Joe]

Could the next October Surprise be Trump relapsing and his condition becomes dire?

Given what we know about the lingering effects of COVID, I think there's a very real possibility of Trump relapsing if he pushes himself too hard.

That's silly, GM.  What lingering effects of COVID?

Among other things, there seems to be an increased tendency toward sarcasm.

Oh God, I think I had COVID, like thirty years ago.

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1314627983471239168

In which the President curses live on the radio on the Rush Limbaugh show. Hoping the FCC hears this and goes after Limbaugh for allowing this kind of filth on the public airwaves.

Boy, Donnie is going to get in big trouble for not including his mandatory, "Unless your name is Vladimir Putin, or any other authoritarian strongman who's smart enough to flatter me." Maybe he thought it went without saying since he spend so much time licking jackboots?

[Ljube]

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/520501-trump-no-longer-considered-a-risk-to-transmit-covid-19-doctor-says

This evening I am happy to report that in addition to the President meeting the CDC criteria for the safe discontinuation of isolation, this morning’s COVID PCR sample demonstrates, by currently recognized standards, he is no longer considered a transmission risk to others

[Gass3268]

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/520501-trump-no-longer-considered-a-risk-to-transmit-covid-19-doctor-says

This evening I am happy to report that in addition to the President meeting the CDC criteria for the safe discontinuation of isolation, this morning’s COVID PCR sample demonstrates, by currently recognized standards, he is no longer considered a transmission risk to others

Riiiiiiiiiiight

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/520501-trump-no-longer-considered-a-risk-to-transmit-covid-19-doctor-says

This evening I am happy to report that in addition to the President meeting the CDC criteria for the safe discontinuation of isolation, this morning’s COVID PCR sample demonstrates, by currently recognized standards, he is no longer considered a transmission risk to others

White House says Trump gets tested ‘multiple times a day’ for coronavirus (July, 2020)

For how long after I am infected will I continue to be contagious? At what point in my illness will I be most contagious?

Most people with coronavirus who have symptoms will no longer be contagious by 10 days after symptoms resolve. People who test positive for the virus but never develop symptoms over the following 10 days after testing are probably no longer contagious, but again there are documented exceptions.

So, after this damning confession from his own doctor, when will Mr. Trump be charged for deliberately attempting to infect Joe Biden with COVID-19? (I'm not sure precisely what charges are appropriate, but the criminality and malicious intent seem unquetionable.)

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

https://mobile.twitter.com/heathercampbell/status/1315052053127782403

[Hammy]

https://mobile.twitter.com/heathercampbell/status/1315052053127782403

What are the bandages for if he no longer needs treatment?

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

https://twitter.com/ChrisAndersen/status/1315014855338852352

[emailking]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1315316071243476997

[Inmate Trump]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1315316071243476997

He’s such an idiot.

There have been documented cases of reinfection.

[emailking]

Twitter flagged/hid the tweet behind a warning.

[Dr. Arch]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1315316071243476997

He’s such an idiot.

There have been documented cases of reinfection.

The worst president in American history.

[Penn_Quaker_Girl]

Just saw a new campaign ad from Trump heralding how he was "recovering from COVID just like the nation", "faced COVID head-on" and did all he could to protect seniors. 

Made me a little sick to my stomach. 

[brucejoel99]

Just saw a new campaign ad from Trump heralding how he was "recovering from COVID just like the nation", "faced COVID head-on" and did all he could to protect seniors.  

Made me a little sick to my stomach.  

A lot of seniors will go to the polls, they'll stand there in the polling place, & make a decision. I think when they make that decision, it might be well if they would ask themselves: "if the 74-year-old President of the United States can't safeguard his own health, how can he be trusted to protect other old people - like me - who are far more vulnerable?"

[Beefalow and the Consumer]

https://mobile.twitter.com/heathercampbell/status/1315052053127782403

What are the bandages for if he no longer needs treatment?

tbf the bandage looks really big on his tiny hand

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

https://twitter.com/dougmillsnyt/status/1315754211834028034

His hand is (still) bandaged.

As I recall, we were recently told that it was very important to know whether or not presidential candidates were on drugs.

[Buzz]

Super high energy tonight.  He’s definitely back to form.

[Ljube]

Super high energy tonight.  He’s definitely back to form.

This will have to improve his numbers.

[Dr. Arch]

Super high energy tonight.  He’s definitely back to form.

This will have to improve his numbers.

Stay tuned for bump #257.

[Rand]

Super high energy tonight.  He’s definitely back to form.

This will have to improve his numbers.

You guys are too cute.

[pppolitics]

Super high energy tonight.  He’s definitely back to form.

This will have to improve his numbers.

People are sure going to be happy having the Superspreader in chief going around the country.

[jd7171]

Super high energy tonight.  He’s definitely back to form.

This will have to improve his numbers.

Stay tuned for bump #257.

Don't you guys know...with all these bumps he's going to win with 1076 electoral votes....the electoral college will be destroyed in front of our very eyes. He's going to win every state twice.