Transexual Satanist wins NH GOP Sheriff Primary

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

A whole county with a plethora of conservative christian law-and-order GOP citizens,

Cheshire County?!

Trump got 40%.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

[jimrtex]

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/transexual-satanist-anarchist-picks-up-gop-sheriff-nh-county

A self-described "transsexual Satanist anarchist" has won the Republican nomination for the sheriff’s job in Cheshire County, N.H. -- a victory she says proves “the system is utterly and hopelessly broken.”

That person was the only Republican for any county office.

A whole county with a plethora of conservative christian law-and-order GOP citizens, and none of them stepped in to make sure a transexual satanist anarchist didn't take over. Bad and/or sick guys...

No Republican filed for any office.

The previous Republican candidate has run four times in 2012, 2014, 2016, and 2018. The 2012 race was a recount, and he slowly lost by more votes. He decided not to run a 5th time.

[Badger]

Big Tent Party

[Pheurton Skeurto]

Finally a good Republican.

[T'Chenka]

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/transexual-satanist-anarchist-picks-up-gop-sheriff-nh-county

A self-described "transsexual Satanist anarchist" has won the Republican nomination for the sheriff’s job in Cheshire County, N.H. -- a victory she says proves “the system is utterly and hopelessly broken.”

That person was the only Republican for any county office.

A whole county with a plethora of conservative christian law-and-order GOP citizens, and none of them stepped in to make sure a transexual satanist anarchist didn't take over. Bad and/or sick guys...

No Republican filed for any office.

The previous Republican candidate has run four times in 2012, 2014, 2016, and 2018. The 2012 race was a recount, and he slowly lost by more votes. He decided not to run a 5th time.

That's my point. If any of the local conservative cops felt any sort of duty to make sure the local GOP (and possibly sheriff's office) wasn't being hijacked, one of them would have stepped up and filed for office. But none did. That's why I'm shaming them.

[jimrtex]

No Republican filed for any office.

The previous Republican candidate has run four times in 2012, 2014, 2016, and 2018. The 2012 race was a recount, and he slowly lost by more votes. He decided not to run a 5th time.

That's my point. If any of the local conservative cops felt any sort of duty to make sure the local GOP (and possibly sheriff's office) wasn't being hijacked, one of them would have stepped up and filed for office. But none did. That's why I'm shaming them.

It takes $10 and could be be sent by mail to Concord. The state runs the primary. You file near the deadline, and no one expects it.

Sheriff is not a big deal. They are process servers, escort prisoners, and guard the courthouse. In some states, sheriffs run the county jail, they don't in New Hampshire. The cities in towns do the actual patrolling.

The current Democratic sheriff had defeated the same Republican opponent 4 straight times. The Republican decides not to run in 2020. Perhaps there is a mention in the newspaper that he isn't running. No big deal. The current sheriff is not crazy.

DeMezzo had run as the Libertarian candidate for sheriff in 2018. He was nominated with 8 write-in votes in the Libertarian primary (the Democrat sheriff and his Republican opponent each received 1 vote). He got about 400 votes in the general election.

The Libertarian Party is no longer ballot qualified in New Hampshire. To run in the Republican primary, you have to be a registered Republican by June 2. Easy enough to go down to the town hall and change your affiliation.

[Velasco]

The Chesire Cat is smiling

[DINGO Joe]

A Transexual Satanist Sheriff sounds like a character out of a "Rocky Horror Picture Show" sequel.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

A Transexual Satanist Sheriff sounds like a character out of a "Rocky Horror Picture Show" sequel.

There actually is a Rocky Horror sequel, starring the love of my life Jessica "Suspiria" Harper, and yes, transsexual Satanist sheriffs are exactly the sorts of characters who appear in it.

[Coolface Sock #42069]

Most liberal county in the state, right?