If anything, probably understates Sleepy Joe's support, considering only the tryhards subscribe to the "Military Times" (each branch has their respective version), since they are always laying about free in every post around the world.
When I was active duty, I never knew anyone who was a paid subscriber to the Army Times. I'd laugh at such nerds.
Quiet Army man... what was your MOS?
31B. I checked ID cards. 
But it was a fun few years. Got to go to Germany. And deployed to some interesting places. Mostly in the Balkans.
"What did you do in the military"
"I was a cop"
Far superior to a cop. A gate guard.
Did the gates ever get up to mischief? 
I don't know how such a stupid joke made me chuckle out loud.
Ugh. Could I seriously be morphing into dad humor?
