new registrant cannot see images

[Torie]

He cannot see any images, just text, and in particular he cannot see my beautiful maps, which is just so wrong. Can anyone unravel this riddle within a mystery wrapped in an enigma for those born back when, in emulation of the model T Ford,  telephones were all of one design of any color of your choice, provided it is black?

[Torie]

Thank you. I will just tell him to put up a bunch of spam [utterly riveting] posts as to just how brilliant and splendid a chap I am [revealing all the skeletons in my plethora of closets]. Absent that, the odds that he will get to double digits are about as high as I will come to love our adjacent town of Greenport.