Former Yugoslavian Aspirants to the European Union

[CumbrianLefty]

Well the one "most likely", relatively speaking, is what amounts to Europe's very own narco state, ruled by the same "pro-european" "social-democratic" Prime Minister/President/Prime Minister/President/Drug Lord in Chief in some capacity for the last three decades, so that should tell you about as much as you need to know about the state of West Balkan accession talks.

Whilst I knew which country you meant here, arguably its a pretty good fit for a few of the others too

[CumbrianLefty]

Montenegro.  Was going to vote Albania, but they weren’t part of Yugoslavia.

Though of course Stalin (in)famously suggested to Tito that they should be.

[CumbrianLefty]

Montenegro.

They were largely asleep during the the past 4 decades of Balkan conflicts.   

Cool flag, too. 

Most of them supported Milosovic originally, but had the sense to back out after a while.