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You know the drill


Its 1952, and Eisenhower has been killed in battle, so obviously he cant run. Stevenson easily gets the nomination for the Democrats, and he picks Sparkman. The Republicans are on the search for a candidate!

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Stalin wants to prove he wasnt bluffing. He does. Effeicientally. Americans wake up to news that Los Angelos has been nuked.

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Stalin wants to prove he wasnt bluffing. He does. Effeicientally. Americans wake up to news that Los Angelos has been nuked.

The fake newspaper is immediately shut down.

via a Russian nuke. The HQ of Onion was in Los Angelos.

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Stalin wants to prove he wasnt bluffing. He does. Effeicientally. Americans wake up to news that Los Angelos has been nuked.

The fake newspaper is immediately shut down.

via a Russian nuke. The HQ of Onion was in Los Angelos.

Suddenly, Los Angeles Mayor Fletcher Bowron wakes up from his dream, that a Russian nuke hit the Onion building.

Stalin hears of the dream from Bowron's secretary. He likes the idea. He decides to put it in action, so he blows up Los Angelos.

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Then Stalin wakes up from HIS dream, the dream that he likes the idea of nuking Los Angeles, and decides that in reality it would not be a good idea at all.  Therefore, no nuclear attacks take place in reality, only in these dreams that Bowron and Stalin have been having.

State congressman Sound wakes up from a dream where he likes Winfield and True Dem, only to soon remember he hates them

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Stalin personally assinates Winfield, then drops a nuke on every major city in the world. Russia slowly colonizes the entire Earth, and eventually, the galaxy.

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Then SoS locked the thread so that Stalin finally gets a chance to actally nuke someone.