I think that belongs to the top. Poor Westley didn't take his divorce from Princess Buttercup too well. His eyes are clearly saying "please, put me out of my misery".
Bookmarking this video to rewatch when I'm high.
I could easily imagine someone else resorting to truly desperate measures.
"Sorry, mom, I can't do the dishes today. I have to find some guy who'll pay enough for a handjob behind a dumpster in a dark alley, so I can buy some prime quality crack and rewatch Cary Ewles as Bobby Wobbly while high as f**k."
Two hours later.
"It was worth it!"
