If US districts were given names instead of being assigned by numbers?

[Starry Eyed Jagaloon]

Sounds fun. I'll do California.

CA-01: Shasta-Cascade
CA-02: Redwood Coast
CA-03: Delta and Valley
CA-04: Tahoe-Tuolumne
CA-05: Napa-Carquinez
CA-06: Sacramento
CA-07: Folsom and Elk Grove
CA-08: Mojave-Sierra
CA-09: Stockton and Delta
CA-10: Modesto and Tracy
CA-11: Contra Costa
CA-12: Golden Gate
CA-13: Alameda North
CA-14: Peninsula North
CA-15: Alameda South
CA-16: San Joaquin North
CA-17: Silicon Valley
CA-18: Peninsula South
CA-19: San Jose
CA-20: Monterey Bay
CA-21: San Joaquin West
CA-22: San Joaquin East
CA-23: San Joaquin South
CA-24: Santa Barbara-San Luis Obispo
CA-25: Santa Susana-Antelope
CA-26: Oxnard-Thousand Oaks
CA-27: San Gabriel West
CA-28: Arroyo Verdugo-Hollywood
CA-29: San Fernando East
CA-30: San Fernando West
CA-31: San Bernardino
CA-32: San Gabriel East
CA-33: Santa Monica Bay
CA-34: Downtown Los Angeles
CA-35: Pomona and Fontana
CA-36: Coachella Valley
CA-37: South and West Los Angeles
CA-38: Norwalk and Whittier
CA-39: Fullerton-Chino-Walnut
CA-40: South and East Los Angeles
CA-41: Riverside
CA-42: Corona and Murrietta
CA-43: South Bay
CA-44: San Pedro and Carson
CA-45: Irvine and Foothills
CA-46: Central Orange County
CA-47: Long Beach and Garden Grove
CA-48: Orange Coast
CA-49: Palomar-Pendleton
CA-50: Escondido and Temecula
CA-51: Salton-San Diego
CA-52: San Diego West
CA-53: San Diego East

[Starry Eyed Jagaloon]

(I really don't like "Outer D.C." for MD-04, but that part of Maryland seems to defy categorization.)

Inner Prince Georges might be more appropriate.