vote australianswingvoter or whatever

[AustralianSwingVoter]

vote australianswingvoter or whatever

woo an election where the other candidates bother to create their own campaign threads so im peer pressured into creating one for me. vote asv because im the only person who isnt an evil leftist clone whos going to steal your nutella bagels or whatever. blah blah blah compassionate conservatism blah blah a liberal society blah blah bringing people together. if i lose trumans going to become thanos and destroy all the feds or whatever.
heres why id put my grand policy agenda if i was naive enough to expect bipartisanship from truman or the fremont feds to actually win an election
the day to vote is some weekend soon and the person to first pref if youre a fed zombie is asv

endorsements
that kentucky guy
acme the map guy
some dude
some right-wingers probably

[AustralianSwingVoter]

this is rad i endorse asv

woo yay thanks i guess

[AustralianSwingVoter]

man-dorsed

thanks my phones autocorrect means youre now acme the map guy

[AustralianSwingVoter]

It would be nice if you could post a platform, however I don't have a strong dislike of you, good luck in your bid.

we live in a society

[AustralianSwingVoter]

wow you're so funny comedic genius

it really do be like that sometimes

[AustralianSwingVoter]

ok lol

[AustralianSwingVoter]

The libs getting TRIGGERED must mean asv is the most conservatismer candidate in the race.

this really says a lot about our society

[AustralianSwingVoter]

if i lose trumans going to become thanos and destroy all the feds or whatever.

Defeating ASV is step 1 of my one-step plan to improve Frémont by deporting all Federalists. Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.

if you give up your dreams you die

[AustralianSwingVoter]

Put up a policy platform, I actually am interested.

vague centristy stuff that ive got no power to enact and no hope of passing parliament. moderating the extremes and reigning in the hardliners and other talking points like that. ive already been in parliament for over a year so i havent really got anything new to bring to the table that i havent already brought up before and has failed before.

[AustralianSwingVoter]

endorsed for 4th preference

the natural progression of our modern ontological interpretive constructives destined to reinvigorate the continuous decline of the subpar emancipative incongruence forces all people to reign in their ill gotten gains and give in to the broader forces that push us into the mould of a reestablished interdependency

[AustralianSwingVoter]

endorsed for 4th preference

the natural progression of our modern ontological interpretive constructives destined to reinvigorate the continuous decline of the subpar emancipative incongruence forces all people to reign in their ill gotten gains and give in to the broader forces that push us into the mould of a reestablished interdependency

Indubitably.

the franco british condominium of the new hebrides grants weight to the argument for the accelerationist tendency within the salazarist peronist united front

[AustralianSwingVoter]

endorsed for 4th preference

the natural progression of our modern ontological interpretive constructives destined to reinvigorate the continuous decline of the subpar emancipative incongruence forces all people to reign in their ill gotten gains and give in to the broader forces that push us into the mould of a reestablished interdependency

comment on the college bill nerd

knowledge is porridge and do you want to be an american or an americant

[AustralianSwingVoter]

and i win. who could have possibly predicted this. basically a miracle.

thank you to the people who voted for me
me
mountain accountant
nebraska dude
some prussian
the zombie
that orange avatar
the invalid old dude
hyperactive oregonian
beep boop
acme the map guy

and people who gave me second preferences
canuck mafia man

and feds who tm got to first
the discord newbie
seatown memer

also thanks to mista first minista and senata ye for preferencing me over psolol

[AustralianSwingVoter]

Congratulations on your victory!!

Congratulations, my friend! Let's make this session of Parliament a one to remember!

Huzzah! Looking forward to having you back in parliament.

Congrats!

Congratulations on your victory!!

Congratulations on your victory!!

Props for a well-run, energetic campaign. If you'd like to pursue your legislative initiatives still, I'd be happy to consider sponsoring or supporting them.

Congratulations!

Congrats

Congrats

Congrats!

yet more evidence of the big bad labor ignoring candidates who provide opposition to their evil agenda only recognising and applauding those who support the military industrial hivemind who control our biased media people into controlling the ordinary people through the chemtrails that definitely exist as perpetrated by the illuminati and alex jones out of area fifty four because area 51 is a false flag distraction organised by the masonic lodge