Re-casting "The Room" with Atlas posters

[Nutmeg]

Johnny: OC

This, and all other casting roles are peripheral.

[T'Chenka]

Any brave soul want to tackle this one?


Re-cast Jurassic Park with Atlas posters

Alan Grant -
Ellie Sattler -
Ian Malcolm -
John Hammond -
Robert Muldoon ("clever girl" guy) -
Donald Gennaro (lawyer guy) -
Arnold (Samuel Jackson guy) -
Dennis Nedry -
Tim -
Lex -

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I've been thinking on Plan 9, but it's hard to come up with the cast.

I guess our stupid minds are not up to such a task. Stupid! Stupid!

[Lumine]

Any brave soul want to tackle this one?

Atlas Park:

The film is set on the fictional island of Atlas, located off the coast of Dave Leip's Atlas of U.S. Presidential Elections. There, wealthy elections expert Dave Leip and a team of moderators have created a mysterious online forum of de-extinct trolls and their insane ideologies. When industrial sabotage from competitor AAD Consortium leads to a a catastrophic shut down of the forum's TOS and security facilities, a small group of moderators and users struggle to survive the following onslaught of trolling and political straw-men, and try to escape the perilous forum.

John Hammond: Dave Leip ("Welcome... to the Atlas Forum. Thanks, Dave")
Alan Grant: Kalwejt (They're trolling in herds. They do troll in herds.)
Ellie Sattler: Virginia ("You never had control Dave! That's the illusion!")
Ian Malcolm: BRTD ("I'm simply saying that Christ, uh…finds a way")
Robert Muldoon: General MacArthur ("They're lethal at ten posts. And I do mean lethal. I've hunted most things that can hunt you, but the way these Sandernistas post...")
Donald Gennaro: John Dule ("We're going to make a fortune in memes with this place.")
Mr. Arnold: TexasGurl ("Please! God damn it! I hate this troll cr*p!")
Dennis Nedry: Tender ("You know anybody who can austropost that much as I do here? If so, I'd like to see him try.")
Tim: S019 ("Look! Its a Neo-Confederaptor!")
Lex: Fhtagn ("I know this! It's a Facts and Logic computer system!")

[scutosaurus]

Someone with a more intimate knowledge of Atlas history, please tackle this one.

Cool Cat Saves the Kids
Cool Cat:
Daddy Derek:
Maria:
Butch the Bully:
Erik Estrada:
Vivica A. Fox:
Mama Cat:

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Johnny: OC

This, and all other casting roles are peripheral.

Hahaha. What a prediction, Nutmeg!

[Mr. Smith]

Someone with a more intimate knowledge of Atlas history, please tackle this one.

Cool Cat Saves the Kids
Cool Cat: OC
Daddy Derek: Grassr00ts
Maria:
Butch the Bully:
Erik Estrada:
Vivica A. Fox:
Mama Cat: Virginia

The rest doesn't matter.

[Kingpoleon]

Johnny: OC
Lisa: Virginia (please forgive me)
Mark: S019
Denny: Solid
Lisa's mom: TexasGurl
Chris-R, the most terrifying villain ever created: Santander
"Me underwears" guy: Tender Branson
Peter, a guy who serves no real purpose: Kingpoleon
"Oh hai Johnny, I didn't know it was you" girl: fhtagn
Doggy: Yellowhammer
Johnny's body double for X-rated scenes: Coolface's fourth brother
Lisa's body double: Coolface's fifth sister

I am sorry for being a psychologist, that’s just my profession and I should never do it.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

"Death of Stalin", mostly featuring the mods.

Stalin: Dave Leip (is for dead most of the movie, so it's really not much of a difference)
A genderbent Khrushchev: Virginia (the ultimate successor)
Beria: Inks (does not need elaboration)
Malenkov: Muon (the initial successor)
Molotov: Torie (well, for whatever reason he came to my mind when thinking of Michael Palin's interpretation)
Kaganovich: Ernest
Zhukov: NCYankee
Mikoyan: Lumine
Bulganin: Beet (just being around, mostly useless)
Svetlana: Crabcake
Vasily: Grassr00ts
Maria Yudina: TexasGurl
Funeral cushions guy: Solid ("will you stop with this?")

[Grassroots]

Someone with a more intimate knowledge of Atlas history, please tackle this one.

Cool Cat Saves the Kids
Cool Cat: S019
Daddy Derek: John Dule
Maria: PSOL
Butch the Bully: Santander
Erik Estrada: Hillgoose
Vivica A. Fox: Not_Madigan
Mama Cat: PGQ

[Grassroots]

Someone needs to do Game of Thrones ASAP.

[PSOL]

Someone with a more intimate knowledge of Atlas history, please tackle this one.

Cool Cat Saves the Kids
Cool Cat: S019
Daddy Derek: John Dule
Maria: PSOL
Butch the Bully: Santander
Erik Estrada: Hillgoose
Vivica A. Fox: Not_Madigan
Mama Cat: PGQ

I would like context for this if you may wish to explain.

[Grassroots]

Someone with a more intimate knowledge of Atlas history, please tackle this one.

Cool Cat Saves the Kids
Cool Cat: S019
Daddy Derek: John Dule
Maria: PSOL
Butch the Bully: Santander
Erik Estrada: Hillgoose
Vivica A. Fox: Not_Madigan
Mama Cat: PGQ

I would like context for this if you may wish to explain.

Maria I thought would be a nice, respectful progressive, so I thought of you. I don't want to have to explain the rest.

[John Dule]

Beria: Inks (does not need elaboration)

Uh, no... please elaborate...

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Beria: Inks (does not need elaboration)

Uh, no... please elaborate...

A man once responsible for the reign of terror on the Forum Community.

[T'Chenka]

Someone needs to do Game of Thrones ASAP.

Three Eyed Raven = Olawakandi
Ramses Bolton = ChairmanSanchez
Walder Fray = John Dule
Alliser Thorne = Fuzzy Bear
Cersei Lannister = Santander
Jamie Lannister = Grassr00ts

[Progressive Pessimist]

How did I miss this thread for so long? I'll jump at any opportunity to talk about bad movies. On the downside though this thread has forced me to consider what Olawakandi humping the navels of Penn Quaker Girl, Texasgurl, Virginia, etc.

How would Spongebob with Atlas posters be like?

Progressive Pessimist for Squidward.

Let's f***ing make this movie now!

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I AM HERE....NOW


Alien Techno Jesus: OC
First twin: Virginia
Second twin: Crabcake
Corrupt lawyers/politicians/COEs: Badger, Torie and Ernest
"I get her first" gangster: Santander
"Hell yeah, I'll do her. Damn! Twins..." gangster: Spark
Erik, our European distributor: Tender Branson
Undercover cop they beat the living s**t out of: Solid
Second twin's boyfriend they killed in a very realistic fashion: S019
Old man on the wheelchair: Fuzzy
Old man on the wheelchair after Alien Techno Jesus magically cured his cancer: OSR
Asshole who knocked the old man on the wheelchair down, and was subsequently blinded by Alien Techno Jesus, because that's just not right: Grassr00ts
Dude incorrectly doing heroin: HillGoose
First twin's fake plastic baby: Haley/Ryan

[Penn_Quaker_Girl]

Someone with a more intimate knowledge of Atlas history, please tackle this one.

Cool Cat Saves the Kids
Cool Cat: S019
Daddy Derek: John Dule
Maria: PSOL
Butch the Bully: Santander
Erik Estrada: Hillgoose
Vivica A. Fox: Not_Madigan
Mama Cat: PGQ

Man, I wanted to be Butch the Bully.