Oh goodness. I wish you wouldn't say those kinds of things; it's really insulting, and your accusations couldn't be further from the truth.
The more I think about the things you said about me, the more I really can't believe you, Ford. I have to deal with enough unpleasant people in real life that I shouldn't have to put up with ____ like you on the Internet.
You aren't having fun, so you attempt to ruin this for everyone else too. That's sick.
(The SoFA thread has a slightly more diplomatic response to your lies.)