I was thinking today about how my 18-year old self would react if he was asked "How would you like it if when you were 36 you regularly wore Sunny Day Real Estate and Cap'n Jazz shirts, lived in a trendy part of Minneapolis a block away from a record store, worked a job that paid above the average national income, regularly went to shows and drank a lot at cool indie music venues, and was active working in progressive causes?" and he would've jumped up and down screaming "YES YES YES F[INKS] YES!" and would've been so stoked.
So yeah I did it. Yay.
You’re way too materialistic to pretend to be a hipster.