Come In Spinner - 6th Edition out now!!!

[Deep Dixieland Senator, Muad'dib (OSR MSR)]

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Wulfric urges for dictatorship in Lincoln

Wulfric has urged people not to run against Sestak at the next Lincolnian Election. Wulfric, a member of the outer party, has urged the people of Lincoln via discord to, "just allow @Sestak to run unopposed at that time." This is a dark day for the future of democracy in Lincoln as it further entrenches the region as a one party state. It is unknown when Wulfric will submit the Lincoln Dictatorship Act for formal adoption. It is rumored that party apparatchik and well know useful idi individual, S019, is looking forward to banning all not leftist thought in Lincoln, as he moves one step closer to an outright ban on watermelon knives.

Wulfric publicly calling for a Lincoln version of the enabling act.

WNN has also been engaging is misreporting election numbers, counting invalid votes. It is believed that Wulfric is indeed controlled opposition brought in from the South to secure one party rule in Lincoln. It is unknown if he is a Russian agent. The Kiwicles Administration is yet to comment on Comrade Wulfric's links to Russia. There are also calls for investigation into Commie-wealth of Fremont's potential interference.

Muaddib caught using the N-Word

In a shock to no one Muaddib was caught using the N-word in public. He was corrected that the appropriate term is actually "National Socialist" and to use the N-word was not only extremely derogatory but simply not a word one should use in the current year. Muaddib told the person who corrected his deeply disturbing fauxpar to "Get F***ed, stop carpetbagging and go back to Lincoln." It's likely he will keep using the N-word in future. Come In Spinner was unable to get a comment from the Southern Governor about his former chamber colleague and gubernatorial opponent's heinous word crime.

A.C.L.O. Lightweight PSOL publicly encouraging online abuse

PSOL, well known for his work with A.C.L.O has been publicly calling for partisan publications to talk smack about each other. This obvious dog whistle in support of online abuse is a travesty and this publication would not engage in that type on nonsense. There are rumors flying around that S019, has been put on suicide watch due to fears of inbound low tier Australian style sh!t posting.


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[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga,
That's cause Jesus Christ is my n... national socialist.

[PSOL]

Muaddib, you better not let this die soon, this is complete comedy platinum.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Deeply Disturbing!

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

I look forward to my portrayal as a land-hungry commie in these pages!

[AustralianSwingVoter]

Brain-dead bogan attempts to be be funny and totally fails. I am thoroughly unsurprised. What slander against the Australian satirical tradition. This lack of humour definitely proves that the right has to be dead, I read as much in WNN.

[Deep Dixieland Senator, Muad'dib (OSR MSR)]

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Truman and Muaddib Agree on Something!

In a ironic twist, Commie-wealth of Fremont Premier First Minister Truman, and Former Southern Speaker Muaddib agree that the Federal Government's Domestic Policy Council should be abolished. PommiePatricianVoter also wants to help abolish the council. The Kiwicles Administration recently announced the make up of this Authoritarian Imperialist Council.

Council appointments
The following individuals are appointed to the National Security Council and granted the necessary security clearance;
-Jimmy7812
-PSOL
-tack50
-tmthforu94
-Scott
-Wulfric

The sitting Vice President and Secretary of State shall be automatic members of the National Security Council in the Pericles administration.

The following individuals are appointed to the Domestic Policy Council;
-Jimmy7812
-PSOL
-S019
-tack50
-Wulfric

The sitting Vice President and Attorney General shall be automatic members of the Domestic Policy Council in the Pericles[sic] [Kiwicles] administration.

The Yes men that make up the pointless DPC, includes outer party member Wulfric. Who failed to get the endorsement of his own party chair for his recent campaign for Governor of Northern Aggressor Lincoln. It is clear that this controlled opposition appointee is there to make it appear that there is a diversity of opinion on the council. There is still no comment from the Kiwicles Administration on Comrade Wulfric's links to Russia. In unrelated news McDonald's share price took a sudden fall following the public announcement of EO 49 #004.

West_Midlander Appoints Fascist as Attorney General

In a shock move, Labor/Dixieland Patriot Governor, West_Midlander, sacked Peebs as Attorney General replacing Peebs with well know notorious fascist Fhtagn. "I'm here to fight for the unborn and to ensure we don't have a genocide committed in the womb." Southern AG Fhtagn said in an interview with CIS after her appointment. There have been rumors flying around that Fhtagn is actually is an old middle aged white man or the most attractive black woman in the world. After an intense and rigorous investigation by Come In Spinner we can assure you, dear reader, that Fhtagn is indeed a woman. Further investigation revealed she was also not black but an Eskimo-Latina.

Peebs Tax plan attacks Free Press

We have discovered that former Southern Attorney General, Peebs, has a CIS Tax plan. This is an obvious attack on the free press as this specifically targets Come In Spinner (CIS) for added taxation. Freedom of the Press is most important in a functioning democratic society. We hope that Peebs will rethink this assault on freedom and democracy.


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[Pericles]

VILE TACTICS by failed candidate Muaddib impugning the patriotism of YOUR President-whom many call President Atlasiacles!

[Deep Dixieland Senator, Muad'dib (OSR MSR)]

VILE TACTICS by failed candidate Muaddib impugning the patriotism of YOUR President-whom[sic] many [citation needed ] call President Atlasiacles!

source: Wikipedia | Public Domain

[Former President tack50]

Lol I love this publication

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Hey, I'm only taxing CIS because its editor is a cisgender man!

[Peanut]

Deeply disturbing!

[Deep Dixieland Senator, Muad'dib (OSR MSR)]

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Federalists & Labor have a Drug Problem

First the Feds were found to have a drug problem personified by Cocaine Louis. Then there’s Pro drug legalization lol-bertarians members like DeadPrez and LfromNJ. Now Come In Spinner has discovered that Labor has an even bigger drug problem that first thought. MB’s drug use is legendary. Previously our investigators into MB’s drug use have come back higher than a well supplied hippie at a music festival.

Now we’ve got Labor candidates openly speaking of cocaine use during their campaign. Bending Unit 20RP12 aka R2D2, who recent ran uncontested for Lincoln council was quoted during the campaign as saying that he enjoys cocaine because it’s a fun thing to do. After the Election he said that he’s looking forward to getting better quality stuff. Further investigation is needed into if he’s also into blackjack and hookers. But is Labor’s drug problem so pernicious that it’s the real reason behind Biff’s resignation? We fear that Labor neophyte and apparatchik, SuburbanNooJoisyBlairite, could potentially fall from his high bar as an anti-drug candidate due the growing insidious influence of big coke in the Labor Party. Hang on. What are we thinking? He’d still need something to ban.

How much cocaine will all Southerners be given if we vote for you?

remember I'm the one who actually legalized coca leaves and cocaine on a regional level

But he was

Kiwicles Regime in favor of racial discrimination?

In a recent proclamation on the regime’s campaign trail, the former Labour Chair Kiwicles, said “I also plan to ban housing discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation, gender identity, marital status, veteran status, and the source of one’s income, like a housing voucher.” You will notice, dear reader, that political affiliation and race aren’t things the Chinese-Gooseberry Regime have listed as what they plan to provide protections for. This is indeed “deeply disturbing”.

...I also plan to ban housing discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation, gender identity, marital status, veteran status, and the source of one’s income, like a housing voucher....

I am open to are placing a 25 percent House Flipping tax on speculators who sell a non-owner-occupied property, if sold for more than it was purchased within 5 years of purchase, to stop speculation that drives up prices for hard working Atlasians.

Unconfirmed leaks from the Outhouse in Nyman, claimed that the head of the regime said “I don’t want Eskimos, Latinas and N-words living in my housing portfolio! Especially not Eskimo-Latina N***!” Apparently the successor to the Biff Regime needs to be informed that we shouldn’t say ‘N***’ anymore. As reported in a previous edition of Come In Spinner, apparently the appropriate term to use is ‘National Socialist’. It will be interesting to see if the regime's campaign statement is amended after publication to this edition of CIS. We suspect it 's highly likely there will be a letter to the editor from the former Labour Chairman.

Potential House Flipping Tax needs to Flip Off?

As can be seen from an earlier quote, the Chinese-Gooseberry Regime says it’s open to a 25% tax on selling houses at a profit within 5 years of purchase. This means that a self-funded retirees or anyone else who has a property portfolio (like PommiePatricianVoter and SNJBlairite) who sell a property for $1 more that the will actually lose money on selling the property. Eg with a Purchase price $300,000 & a sale price $300,001 , one would end up making a net loss of $75,000.25 cents. This a blatant attack on Suburbanites and Home Renovators. If the current regime actually means a 25% house flipping profits tax then he should re-word his policy statement. However the great benefit and saving grace of the proposed tax policy is the expected decline in Renovation TV shows. So the proposal isn’t without merit. Should the proposed tax flip off? Maybe.

However, the Chinese-Gooseberry regime needs to reveal the actual details of this plan. Where is 1184AZ Politics Fan to ask these pointed questions of a candidates election platform? We know that Kiwicles doesn’t appreciate critique, criticism and above all, Irony. Does Atlasia really want to elect as president, someone who seemingly to fails to understand a sentence written in the English language? While also using abuse and strawman counter arguments to a sentence he doesn’t understand? The Successor to the Biff regime is running for President with former Lincoln Governor and generally a good bloke Peanut. Oh did we mention that Peanut is a good bloke? He’s a good bloke.

Owner of Iowa Mini-soda Star engaging in Kook Science?

Presidential Candidate, KookaDuhSlow's media organisation has been publishing Kook science. This has been going since the publication of its second issue. All Y’all know that astrology is bunkum, at least we hope you do. Or are you a little bit slow? The bigger question is, is the owner of the Iowa Mini-soda Star using this Kooky stuff to inform policy. Why hasn’t any candidate made this an issue of this campaign? Is Kooka using or not consulting with astrologers to drive or assist on policy matters or not? Come In Spinner has, as yet been unable to get a statement from the Kooka/RC campaign on their use of astrology in informing policy. Does Atlasia really to want elect a President who seemingly indulges in such Kookery? Kooka is running for President with former Lincoln Governor and generally a good bloke ReaganClinton. Oh did we mention that ReaganClinton is a good bloke? He’s a good bloke.


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[Dr. MB]

(stoner voice) no comment

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Hank Thompson said leave that cocaine be and that is my opinion on the matter.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Deeply disturbing!

[John Henry Eden]

Bigotry done well is like fine wine and Muaddib's paper is an Old French vineyard of delectable fascism!

[Deep Dixieland Senator, Muad'dib (OSR MSR)]

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Nobody Expects the Atlasian Inquisition

Newly installed Grand Inquistor, Lumine von Reuental, is pushing Atlasian purity and combating the vile talkasian heresy. It remains to be seen if he will fight the Dwarven heresy affecting the Wulfricites and the media wing previously know as WNN. The Atlasian inquisition is also pushing for more activity within Atlasia, a noble and holy cause. So get posting Atlasia!

Atlasian Inquisition

In Tradition We Trust

Our Mission

The recent upheaval in our skies surrounding Our Lord Dave has blessed our land and provided us with the promise of continued prosperity, and for that we celebrate not only Him, but the Word and Actions of Our Lady Virginia.

However, these winds of change have also allowed heretics and malcontents to arise and utter the most obscene of blasphemies, and talk of "Talkasia". We consider that term for what it is: vile and unacceptable heresy.

Thus, it is the express purpose of the Atlasian Inquisition - who shall strike whenever it is most unexpected! - to punish the wicked and defend the most Holy Name of our Republic, and to combat the Talkasia hereby whenever it shall attempt to impose itself in our institutions.

We shall promote the wonders of the Holy Name and its long-standing, pious tradition.

___________________________________________________

[1] Post Scriptum: The Inquisition is not to be misconstrued as being critical of Our Lord Dave or Our Lady Virginia.

You have the opportunity to help the Atalsian Inquisition in their cause by voting 1, Grand Inquisitor Lumine. Keep Atlasia, Atlasia and Keep the good fight going. Vote for the Atlasian Inquisition. It will never be expected.

Southern Chamber bills up more than 45% post-Leinad Lethargy

Despite the b!tch!ng about Southern Chamber inactivity, activity measured by bills is up by 45.45% (16 bills vs 11 bills) Once again the lack of activity was mostly from Labor delegates. The Labor delegates upped their game following a no confidence motion last month. However overall activity is still lower than the Federalist YT administration which averaged around 28 bills.

PSOL Rampages over Federalists consistent longheld platform

NPC-SOL has gone on a massive tirade and rampage over a long held and broad-tent platform of the Federalist Party. NPC-SOL reportedly said "I don't want ideological deviance, I want ideological purity, that's why I left Labor. They weren't communist enough. There is too much room for respectful disagreement in the Federalist party. That I can not abide and call for pan-global strike action".

Dixieland Southern Eternal Senator, North Carolina Carpetbagger Seppo Yankee, explained that the platform has been held since the parties inception and invited NPC-SOL to read the pages of dialogue about the platforms infancy.

self created NPC image

When PSOL was asked what his ideal society would be he responded "As a non working class person who idolizes the working class but hates the actual views of working class people who are all transphobic, homophobic, misogynists like Bagel. I want to create the Peoples republic of PSOL-Topia, where there is nothing but eternal PeaceSOL."

Commie-wealth of Fremont Imperialism foiled

Comrade Premier, Chŏnchulryŏngjang, Hyŏnmyŏngjŏk Tongjiaeŭi Choegohwasin, First Minister, Harry "Lebensraum" Truman's attempt to usurp the Great Southern State of Kansas from the Southern Region has failed. Despite the internal F3llat!o of the Fremontese parliament over defiling their constitution to include Kansas. The Senate has voted down a proposal from the Senator from Northern Aggressor Lincoln, Tack-on-50/50 to violate the unanimously accepted territory of the Regions at the constitutional convention. Fremont Senator and former first minister, the Great Scott! voted in favor of upholding the constitution. However it is clear that there is increasing hatred of the Constitution from those on the far-left. It is indeed Deeply Disturbing. Will the Atlasian Inquisition deal with this constitutional heresy? It remains to be seen.


Come In Spinner is a "satirical source of truth". The contents of the publication are satire and should not be take seriously. If you are offended by a joke I suggest you consult your teddy bear, mother, or take this test. Upon request, proverbial concrete can be made available to harden up.

[PSOL]

I cannot criticize what has been reported, as it is 100% true. I appreciate that Come In Spinner is the most accurate news publication in Atlasia.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Commie-wealth of Fremont Imperialism foiled

Comrade Premier, Chŏnchulryŏngjang, Hyŏnmyŏngjŏk Tongjiaeŭi Choegohwasin, First Minister, Harry "Lebensraum" Truman's attempt to usurp the Great Southern State of Kansas from the Southern Region has failed. Despite the internal F3llat!o of the Fremontese parliament over defiling their constitution to include Kansas. The Senate has voted down a propose from the Senator from Northern Aggressor Lincoln, Tack-on-50/50 to violate the unanimously accepted territory of the Regions at the constitutional convention. Fremont Senator and former first minister, the Great Scott! voted in favor of upholding the constitution. However it is clear that there is increasing hatred of the Constitution from those on the far-left. It is indeed Deeply Disturbing. Will the Atlasian Inquisition deal with this constitutional heresy? It remains to be seen.

sorry, i don't speak traitor

otherwise, very good paper!

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

Just waiting for the extraneous Southern AG to file suit against Lincoln and Frémont for stealing all their slaves during the Civil War.

[Deep Dixieland Senator, Muad'dib (OSR MSR)]

Commie-wealth of Fremont Imperialism foiled

Comrade Premier, Chŏnchulryŏngjang, Hyŏnmyŏngjŏk Tongjiaeŭi Choegohwasin, First Minister, Harry "Lebensraum" Truman's attempt to usurp the Great Southern State of Kansas from the Southern Region has failed. Despite the internal F3llat!o of the Fremontese parliament over defiling their constitution to include Kansas. The Senate has voted down a propose from the Senator from Northern Aggressor Lincoln, Tack-on-50/50 to violate the unanimously accepted territory of the Regions at the constitutional convention. Fremont Senator and former first minister, the Great Scott! voted in favor of upholding the constitution. However it is clear that there is increasing hatred of the Constitution from those on the far-left. It is indeed Deeply Disturbing. Will the Atlasian Inquisition deal with this constitutional heresy? It remains to be seen.

sorry, i don't speak traitor

otherwise, very good paper!

Traitor? You're the one who voted in favour of defiling the National Constitution. As can be seen here, Madam, Traitor to Atlasian Constitution! May the Grand Inquisitor deal with you!

Free Kansas Amendment
Frémont Parliament Bill 15.06 - Sponsored by AustralianSwingVoter, MFP

	LAB	PAX	IND	TOTAL
Aye	3	1	1	5
Nay	0	0	0	0
Abstain	0	0	0	0
Not Present	0	0	0	0

	FF	TR	ML	UL	TOTAL
Aye	1	1	2	1	5
Nay	0	0	0	0	0
Abstain	0	0	0	0	0
Not Present	0	0	0	0	0

First Minister HARRY S TRUMAN of North Dakota (LAB/FF)
Mr. AUSTRALIANSWINGVOTER of Washington (IND/ML)
Mr. ISHAN of Guam (LAB/UL)
Ms. KOOPADAQUICK of Iowa (PAX/TR)
Mr. OREGON BLUE DOG of Oregon (LAB/ML)

The bill passes the legislature by a unanimous vote. If signed by the first minister and enacted via referendum, the amendment will be added to the Constitution of Frémont.

The Entire Commie-Wealth of Fremont's Parliament is infected with Traitors!

[OBD]

Commie-wealth of Fremont Imperialism foiled

Comrade Premier, Chŏnchulryŏngjang, Hyŏnmyŏngjŏk Tongjiaeŭi Choegohwasin, First Minister, Harry "Lebensraum" Truman's attempt to usurp the Great Southern State of Kansas from the Southern Region has failed. Despite the internal F3llat!o of the Fremontese parliament over defiling their constitution to include Kansas. The Senate has voted down a propose from the Senator from Northern Aggressor Lincoln, Tack-on-50/50 to violate the unanimously accepted territory of the Regions at the constitutional convention. Fremont Senator and former first minister, the Great Scott! voted in favor of upholding the constitution. However it is clear that there is increasing hatred of the Constitution from those on the far-left. It is indeed Deeply Disturbing. Will the Atlasian Inquisition deal with this constitutional heresy? It remains to be seen.

sorry, i don't speak traitor

otherwise, very good paper!

Traitor? You're the one who voted in favour of defiling the National Constitution. As can be seen here, Madam, Traitor to Atlasian Constitution! May the Grand Inquisitor deal with you!

Free Kansas Amendment
Frémont Parliament Bill 15.06 - Sponsored by AustralianSwingVoter, MFP

	LAB	PAX	IND	TOTAL
Aye	3	1	1	5
Nay	0	0	0	0
Abstain	0	0	0	0
Not Present	0	0	0	0

	FF	TR	ML	UL	TOTAL
Aye	1	1	2	1	5
Nay	0	0	0	0	0
Abstain	0	0	0	0	0
Not Present	0	0	0	0	0

First Minister HARRY S TRUMAN of North Dakota (LAB/FF)
Mr. AUSTRALIANSWINGVOTER of Washington (IND/ML)
Mr. ISHAN of Guam (LAB/UL)
Ms. KOOPADAQUICK of Iowa (PAX/TR)
Mr. OREGON BLUE DOG of Oregon (LAB/ML)

The bill passes the legislature by a unanimous vote. If signed by the first minister and enacted via referendum, the amendment will be added to the Constitution of Frémont.

The Entire Commie-Wealth of Fremont's Parliament is infected with Traitors!

no u slaveholder boi

[Former President tack50]

For the record I may have been an undemocratic out of touch Senator from Northern Agressor, but if my resolution was anything, it was scrupulously respecting the constitution

[Deep Dixieland Senator, Muad'dib (OSR MSR)]

For Posterity

Hold on here, our amendment only exerted claim over one state. You're claiming TWO!?!

While the Commonwealth may have initiated this crisis, you Nashville imperalists are escalating it greatly to two states with virtually no Southern connection besides the illegitimate occupation of 1861-1865. Denver WILL consider retaliation if you go through with this.