The OC Society of Comedy and Biological Anthropology

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

Finally, its Black History mnth. Thurgood Marshall, Dr King and WEB DUBOIS were Labor Party Dems after slavery.  As we now know KGB and Hoover were behind the 4 assassinations of Civil Rights Leaders in the 1960s. But as Clint Hill said FBI and Secret Service and CIA werent sharing intelligence like after 911. Clint Hill was the Secret Service for Jackie Onassis

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

[Continential]

I am so proud of Bernie, Carol Mosley-Braun and Bill Bradley and John Kerry picked the wrong Candidate in endorsing Biden. Cant wait until Hilary endorses Bernie

Yes, Clinton will endorse Sanders.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Ah, why the f**k not?

Age: 31
Birthday: August 15, 1988
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Straight
Race: White
Ethnicity: Polish, Lithuanian, Ukrainian, Jewish, Sorb (as far as I know, could be more)
Hair color: Chestnut
Eye color: Brown
Favorite color: I don't have one in particular
Siblings: None. Used to have imaginary brother and sister
Relationship status: Forever alone (normal Atlas straight)
Religion: Atheist
Languages: Polish, English, Modern Standard Arabic, Farsi
Political beliefs: Unabashed, unashamed Democratic Socialist
Location: Warsaw
Where was I born: Warsaw
Favorite TV shows: House of Cards (original British production, f**k the ripoff), Futurama, South Park, Adventure Time, American Dad
Favorite bands: Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, Uriah Heep, Clannad, Blackmore's Nights, Omega (Hungarian, look it up)
Favorite food: Whatever is put in front of me while I'm hungry
Occupation: Non-bestselling author, translator
Party: Unaffiliated (Poland, used to be a Green Party member for a while), still Democratic (for forum purposes)
Favorite city: Warsaw
Favorite president: Lincoln
Most underrated president: John Quincy Adams
Favorite politicians: I'd have to think really, really hard about that one. Call me back in about a month. I refuse to idolize any living political figure
Interests/activities: Writing, reading, walking, biking, swimming, collage-making, urban exploration
What year did you join Atlas? 2009, which is really embarrassing

What happened to the ancestry I told you about, you aren't talking about anymore😩😩😩

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

Blue Solid put together NUT maps, to make people believe that Dems are gonna do well and perform above expectations. That's why he is the only one that believes Holcomb is gonna lose his race. As long as Trump is Prez, he has the advantages of incumbency and can win reelection, just like Clinton, Bush W and Obama did

It's okay to do it on your own prediction, but he posts it all over the forum

[Tender Branson]

Buttigieg is still being endorsed by Tender

Rightly so.

[Sir Mohamed]

Peak OC

Caroline Kennedy just endorsed Biden, this will seal the deal in SC

Caroline Kennedy is important endorsement, her Cruz, Maria Shriver is first Lady of California,  Bernie is no lock on Latino vote, until we see what happens in NV

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

Trump has lost reelection,  since IA is competetive and Trump and Ernst won IA by 9 points, Trump has lost reelection. Trump cant lose IA👍👍👍. Bye Cornyn, you wont be missed, TX is indeed a battleground

[Modernity has failed us]

Context:

I guess there is Ukrainian interference in our elections after all.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Image Source: The Chaser

Pete and Chasten are so cute together.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

First he saturated the airwaves with TV ads, and I did not speak out -- because I don't watch TV

Then he paid off the Instagram influencers, and I did not speak out -- because I'm not a normie

Then he bought the memers, the sh**tposters, the neckbeards --

And then he came for me. And I did not speak out. Because he gave me $150.

(Yes, this post was #sponsored by @mikebloomberg)

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Alot of people put personal things on here and most people arent gonna meet you in real life. That's what facebook is for, when you see people face to face

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

People dont always to the truth, I can say I am 18 and weigh 135 lbs

[Mr. Morden]

People dont always to the truth, I can say I am 18 and weigh 135 lbs

But that would mean you registered on the forum when you were 4 years old, which would be against the rules.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

People dont always to the truth, I can say I am 18 and weigh 135 lbs

But that would mean you registered on the forum when you were 4 years old, which would be against the rules.

And also that he was a young genius.

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

Some people lie about weight mostly, unless you see a picture, dateline also lie, too. People stretch the truth

[Obama-Biden Democrat]

Some people lie about weight mostly, unless you see a picture, dateline also lie, too. People stretch the truth

Be careful OC, the internet is filled with catfishers.

[Modernity has failed us]

Some people lie about weight mostly, unless you see a picture, dateline also lie, too. People stretch the truth

Come to think of it, we’ve never seen a picture of you. How do we know that you really exist?

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

I just made the statement about personal information that going into details other than recreational activities and politics get too personal sometimes, and this is a forum not Instagram or facebook. So, it's not like we are gonna see you face to face

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I just made the statement about personal information that going into details other than recreational activities and politics get too personal sometimes, and this is a forum not Instagram or facebook. So, it's not like we are gonna see you face to face

You'd be surprised.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

People dont always to the truth, I can say I am 18 and weigh 135 lbs

But that would mean you registered on the forum when you were 4 years old, which would be against the rules.

And also that he was a young genius.

But not a stable genius.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I'd say it's more of a generalized socialist anxiety disorder.

I found this way funnier than I probably should have.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Some people lie about weight mostly, unless you see a picture, dateline also lie, too. People stretch the truth

Come to think of it, we’ve never seen a picture of you. How do we know that you really exist?

Maybe OC is actually Heinrich Müller, in hiding since May 1945? He famously didn't like to be photographed.

If so that's one great cover, Gruppenführer.

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

Tom Steyer momentum,  I am voting for him in Cali primary

[Modernity has failed us]

Tom Steyer momentum,  I am voting for him in Cali primary

How about Bloomberg?