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« on: March 23, 2024, 12:42:22 AM »
« edited: March 23, 2024, 12:47:33 AM by Dr. MB »



Big news
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« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2024, 01:08:01 AM »

seems legit
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« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2024, 01:25:18 AM »

The oldest vault
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« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2024, 04:21:30 AM »

Vladimir Putin Poll Results

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4qIX9corCP/
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« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2024, 08:26:06 AM »

its about as believable as most Kremlin propaganda tbf.
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« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2024, 08:28:26 AM »

In America, your minds open vaults. In Russia, vaults open your minds.
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« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2024, 09:03:19 AM »

us oldies remember when Geraldo opened an old vault and despite it being empty, it's still a better story than this
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« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2024, 12:00:25 PM »

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« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2024, 12:58:18 PM »

Isn’t Russia in crisis right now? Shouldn’t he be dealing with that?


Of course someone is going to make this about TikTok

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« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2024, 12:59:03 PM »

Now that Putin has crossed this line, should President Biden Blow The Silver Horn The Founding Fathers Left In Case The Country Ever Needed Them?
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« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2024, 01:01:32 PM »

Damn those accursed humourless losers in the community notes
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« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2024, 02:28:24 PM »
« Edited: March 23, 2024, 02:43:02 PM by rc18 »

If Google AI did conspiracy theories...
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« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2024, 02:29:40 PM »

It's not even the oldest vault.  I have an older vault.  Nobody knows what's inside it but me.  Follow me and one of these days I might just share its secrets...
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« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2024, 11:54:32 PM »

It's not even the oldest vault.  I have an older vault.  Nobody knows what's inside it but me.  Follow me and one of these days I might just share its secrets...

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« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2024, 08:32:14 AM »

The absolute worst thing about social media, and Tiktok is the worst offender here, although Facebook and Xitter aren't far behind, is that you can now post literally the stupidest sh[inks] imaginable, caption it with "THIS IS THE TRUTH THEY ARE HIDING FROM US" and within minutes, your comments section will be filled with idiots from all over the world saying "Truth", "Amen", and "100".
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« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2024, 08:34:40 AM »


I was going to make a joke about this and you ruined it. I bet that makes you and everybody else here happy.
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« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2024, 08:37:22 AM »


I was going to make a joke about this and you ruined it. I bet that makes you and everybody else here happy.
I'm (almost) always happy.
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« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2024, 04:51:00 PM »

Still better than when Geraldo found Al Capones vault.
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« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2024, 06:24:20 PM »

I hope there's a Vault Monster in there.
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« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2024, 02:13:48 PM »

this changes everything:

Quote from: Vladimir Putin
Ladies and gentlemen, people of Russia,

today we stand on the precipice of a monumental revealation, a moment that redefines not only our understanding of history but the path forward for our great nation

in an extraordinary discovery, hidden beneath centuries of lore and legend, we have opened what can only be described as the Oldest Vault Known To Mankind

what we find within its ancient confines challenges the very fabric of our beliefs and heralds a new dawn for our country

within this vault we found characters of Biblical proportions, characters that many have read about, debated and revered.

these figures preserved against the sands of time reveal a truth as profound as it is transformative: they are all black

this undeniable truth stands not as a contradiction to our faith but as a testament to the diversity and unity our faith embodies

as your president I see this moment not as a challenge to our beliefs but as an opportunity to embrace a wider more inclusive understanding of our history and spirituality

Russia, in its rich tapestry of cultures, traditions and people, is uniquely positioned to lead the world into this new era of understanding and acceptance

from this day forward, let us proclaim our nation under the guidance of Black Jesus, a figure who represents not just the cornerstone of Christian faith but also a symbol of the universal values of love, compassion and brotherhood.

this Black Jesus whose likeness and history have been unveiled from the Oldest Vault, is a message to us all that divinity knows no colour, that spiritual truth transcends race, and that our common humanity binds us more tightly than our differences divide us
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