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« on: December 02, 2019, 10:09:43 PM »

I think that Rey defeats Kylo Ren along with Palpatine and the Resistance defeats the First Order. All of the good guys live happily ever after.

The only way that the movie could surprise me is if something outlandish happened, such as the galaxy blowing up or if Nick Fury showed up at the end, trying to recruit Rey, Finn, Damron Poe, and the other heroes into joining the Avengers.
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« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2019, 11:15:08 PM »

Rey will make a big speech and everybody will agree to hand the imperial crown to Chewbacca the Fluffy.
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« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2019, 11:29:14 PM »

Stupidly, but it's Star Wars so it'll have a charming guilelessness to it.
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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2019, 01:41:26 AM »

The only way that the movie could surprise me is if something outlandish happened, such as the galaxy blowing up or if Nick Fury showed up at the end, trying to recruit Rey, Finn, Damron Poe, and the other heroes into joining the Avengers.

Rey et alia would be a better fit for the Guardians of the Galaxy, or maybe the next Muppet movie.
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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2019, 07:37:20 PM »

-Kylo Ren sacrifices and redeems himself at the last minute to save Rey from Palpatine. Ren comes back as a force ghost.

-The First Order surrenders to the Resistance after Ren dies and from the ashes the New New Republic governs the galaxy once again. Poe becomes a general because hopefully they'll learn that they should actually have a military this time.

-Rey re-re-establishes the Jedi order.

-Finn never gets to hook up with Rey and settles for Rose.

Hmm, most of that sounds familiar...

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« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2019, 07:50:47 PM »

Happy end !!!
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« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2019, 06:55:56 AM »

Hopefully Kylo bends Rey over and gives it to her rough (consensually). The Last Jedi gave me the vibe that if this were to happen, she would love every single second of it and simultaneously hate herself for loving it.
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« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2019, 07:57:25 AM »

Does it matter? They have another trilogy planned, next movie out in 2022 so the story will continue.
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« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2019, 03:54:24 PM »

It'll probably end in a crappy unfulfilling way. I barely watched Episode 7 - I saw it over a year after it came out and spend 80% of the time just randomly browsing the internet on a separate window, with the remaining 20% barely paying attention to the movie. Didn't even bother watching Episode 8 at all.

They'd have been better off letting the people behind the MCU handle the sequel trilogy, or even the people behind KOTOR.
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« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2019, 04:40:52 PM »

An epic four-way lightsaber battle between Yoda, Palpatine, the Ewoks, and Jabba's rat thing.
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« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2019, 04:46:48 PM »

However it ends there will be millions of pissed off fanboys with pitchforks in the streets.
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« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2019, 04:53:31 PM »

Poorly.
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« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2019, 06:27:21 PM »

They will reveal the true purpose of the White Walkers.
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« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2019, 03:15:13 PM »

Kylo falls in love with Rey and admits his toxic masculinity.
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« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2019, 03:44:37 PM »

Rey dies, and Kylo and Poe become lovers.
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« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2019, 03:46:15 PM »

Kylo falls in love with Rey and admits his toxic masculinity.


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« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2019, 10:41:13 AM »

With the credits in space, blue font, and a triumphant theme reprisal obviously!
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« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2019, 08:25:14 PM »

Camera pans out, shows everyone is actually standing on Earth, the Enterprise flies by, credits roll.
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« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2019, 10:28:47 PM »

...with thunderous applause?
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« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2019, 10:48:34 PM »

Hopefully Kylo bends Rey over and gives it to her rough (consensually). The Last Jedi gave me the vibe that if this were to happen, she would love every single second of it and simultaneously hate herself for loving it.

This might be the worst argument for Reylo I've ever read, and I'm saying that as somebody who doesn't have particularly strong opinions on Reylo these days in general.
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« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2019, 02:24:01 AM »

-Kylo Ren sacrifices and redeems himself at the last minute to save Rey from Palpatine. Ren comes back as a force ghost.

-The First Order surrenders to the Resistance after Ren dies and from the ashes the New New Republic governs the galaxy once again. Poe becomes a general because hopefully they'll learn that they should actually have a military this time.

-Rey re-re-establishes the Jedi order.

-Finn never gets to hook up with Rey and settles for Rose.

Hmm, most of that sounds familiar...



Is it sad i believe this could realistically happen
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« Reply #21 on: December 08, 2019, 08:58:18 AM »

Hopefully Kylo Rey bends Rey Kylo over and gives it to her him rough (consensually).

FTFY
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« Reply #22 on: December 08, 2019, 06:26:07 PM »

Hopefully Kylo Rey bends Rey Kylo over and gives it to her him rough (consensually).

FTFY
As long as it's full of actual passion and not just emotionless lust, I'm there for it.
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« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2019, 06:29:44 PM »

Hopefully Kylo bends Rey over and gives it to her rough (consensually). The Last Jedi gave me the vibe that if this were to happen, she would love every single second of it and simultaneously hate herself for loving it.

This might be the worst argument for Reylo I've ever read, and I'm saying that as somebody who doesn't have particularly strong opinions on Reylo these days in general.
I will go down with this ship
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« Reply #24 on: December 09, 2019, 12:35:18 AM »

They will reveal the true purpose of the White Walkers.

Or the purpose of the black goo in Alien: Prometheus.
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