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« on: November 06, 2019, 02:05:11 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2019, 12:13:48 PM »
"sorry brah i'm married to an AMERICAN woman who believes in FREEDOM FRIES"
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« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2019, 12:48:28 PM »
Shocked that anyone, French or not, has standards that are low enough to be with me.
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« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2019, 12:52:51 PM »
Quote from: The Esophagus on November 06, 2019, 12:13:48 PM
"sorry brah i'm married to an AMERICAN woman who believes in FREEDOM FRIES"

I thought she's way smarter than you.
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« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2019, 01:19:11 PM »
Say: I'm American I don't speak foreign languages. Tongue
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« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2019, 02:49:20 PM »
Quote from: Austere Religious Scholar on November 06, 2019, 12:52:51 PM
Quote from: The Esophagus on November 06, 2019, 12:13:48 PM
"sorry brah i'm married to an AMERICAN woman who believes in FREEDOM FRIES"

I thought she's way smarter than you.

she is actually she doesn't call them freedom fries just fries :< but at least they still aren't french!!!
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« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2019, 05:51:48 PM »
I would tell them I am 'murican and I only speak 'murican.

I would then send them this song:

I'm Proud To Be An American

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox4IRQVGsBU
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« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2019, 12:54:53 AM »
hahahahahahahahahahaha
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« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2019, 12:58:21 AM »
Depends. Is she a cute left-leaning Catholic who likes schlocky movies and midcentury fantasy novels?
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« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2019, 05:13:28 AM »
Quote from: The Esophagus on November 06, 2019, 02:49:20 PM
Quote from: Austere Religious Scholar on November 06, 2019, 12:52:51 PM
Quote from: The Esophagus on November 06, 2019, 12:13:48 PM
"sorry brah i'm married to an AMERICAN woman who believes in FREEDOM FRIES"

I thought she's way smarter than you.

she is actually she doesn't call them freedom fries just fries :< but at least they still aren't french!!!

Yes, they're actually Belgian.
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« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2019, 01:57:21 PM »
Quote from: Austere Religious Scholar on November 07, 2019, 05:13:28 AM
Quote from: The Esophagus on November 06, 2019, 02:49:20 PM
Quote from: Austere Religious Scholar on November 06, 2019, 12:52:51 PM
Quote from: The Esophagus on November 06, 2019, 12:13:48 PM
"sorry brah i'm married to an AMERICAN woman who believes in FREEDOM FRIES"

I thought she's way smarter than you.

she is actually she doesn't call them freedom fries just fries :< but at least they still aren't french!!!

Yes, they're actually Belgian.

I think we need to break the news about Lady Liberty very slowly.
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« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2019, 12:22:13 AM »
I'd say "Lol, tu étudies le français avec Duolingo aussi?"
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« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2019, 09:25:27 PM »
Haha. Surrendering.
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« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2019, 10:14:10 PM »
" speak The King's English ya cheese eating surrender monkey!"
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« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2019, 10:59:45 PM »
SPEAK MURICAN, YA COMMIE!
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« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2019, 09:37:57 PM »
French fries have nothing to do with France; french is a way of cooking. But that didn't stop the fools who called them freedom fries.
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