UK General Election Prediction Thread

[Donerail]

CON: 326
LAB: 223
SNP: 51
LD: 25
Plaid: 5
Green: 1
Speaker: 1
DUP: 8
SF: 7
Alliance: 2
SDLP: 1

Absolutely the best possible outcome. Boris's majority on a knife's edge so we get to hear about him technically losing it every time some old Tory windbag finally keels over, the odds of the Brexit deal passing come into question, Labour descends into a drawn-out leadership battle, SNP does well enough that IndyRef 2.0 starts looking likely, Lib Dems over-perform and let it go to their heads (not wise!), and the distant whispers of a border poll grow just a little louder...