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MaC
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« Reply #150 on: January 01, 2006, 10:20:48 PM »
becomes fossilized in amber and stays that way for millions of years, until greedy scientists can suck all his good DNA out to make genetic coffee and sell it at Starbucks for $46,700,400*

*due to inflation.
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« Reply #151 on: January 01, 2006, 10:23:13 PM »
[Insert imaginative death #167]
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MaC
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« Reply #152 on: January 01, 2006, 10:24:52 PM »

lame, gimme a real death, or die whatever the 168th way is.
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« Reply #153 on: January 01, 2006, 10:28:16 PM »
Beheaded by Iraqi insurgents
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Max Power
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« Reply #154 on: January 01, 2006, 10:30:03 PM »
Hugged and cuddled to death by Everett.
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« Reply #155 on: January 01, 2006, 10:32:28 PM »
Quote from: Milk'n'Cereal on January 01, 2006, 10:24:52 PM

lame, gimme a real death, or die whatever the 168th way is.

I already predicted that you'd die in a bizarre gardening accident.

Anyway, Casey will die from choking on a light bulb.
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Jake
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« Reply #156 on: January 01, 2006, 10:33:09 PM »
Massive AIDS outbreak
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« Reply #157 on: January 01, 2006, 10:33:39 PM »
Joe Republic . . . killed by John Q. Public over identity theft.

(Darn you Jake . . . posted just before I did.  For that, I will kill you for being a split second faster than me.) 
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« Reply #158 on: January 01, 2006, 10:36:39 PM »
Quote from: (Lt.) Governor Everett on January 01, 2006, 10:34:46 PM
Trips over a curb and breaks his hip because of old age.

hahahah . . . hey, that's not funny!  Smiley
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« Reply #159 on: January 01, 2006, 10:38:35 PM »
Dies from crying after pointing out somebody's name with his own name backwardly and being made fun of.
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« Reply #160 on: January 01, 2006, 10:39:39 PM »
nuclear war.
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« Reply #161 on: January 01, 2006, 10:41:25 PM »
Bitten by a rabid platypus
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« Reply #162 on: January 01, 2006, 10:43:00 PM »
Max Power - dies after being mistaken for a peanut butter cup by a choco-holic.

Hughento - dies in a freak double-decker bus accident

TexasGurl - dies when the missing portion of Texas stadium's roof falls out of nowhere.
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« Reply #163 on: January 01, 2006, 10:46:19 PM »
nuclear war.
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« Reply #164 on: January 01, 2006, 10:48:18 PM »
Assimilated by the Borg.
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« Reply #165 on: January 01, 2006, 10:48:39 PM »
Leprosy.
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« Reply #166 on: January 01, 2006, 10:53:23 PM »
nuclear war.
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« Reply #167 on: January 01, 2006, 10:54:48 PM »
Killed by a Koala Bear
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« Reply #168 on: January 01, 2006, 10:58:16 PM »
stampeded by a bull
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« Reply #169 on: January 01, 2006, 10:59:29 PM »
nuclear war.
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« Reply #170 on: January 01, 2006, 11:00:55 PM »
Death by lack of imagination.
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« Reply #171 on: January 01, 2006, 11:07:59 PM »
Killed in a drive by avatar changing.
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« Reply #172 on: January 01, 2006, 11:09:21 PM »
from a chalkboard crashing into his head in the classroom
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« Reply #173 on: January 01, 2006, 11:11:34 PM »
Quote from: dazzleman on January 01, 2006, 11:09:21 PM
from a chalkboard crashing into his head in the classroom
by a shuckle berry poison with a carrot
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« Reply #174 on: January 01, 2006, 11:12:13 PM »
Impaled by a fence
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