The Comedy Goldmine(ONLY FUNNY ATLAS POSTS ALLOWED, NO BRTD ALLOWED)

[YRABNNRM]

My only concern with politics right now is Samuel Alito (hopefully) getting confirmed and the Democrats finding a competent, moderate candidate for 2008 who has the balls to not blindly follow the DNC.

Why do you support a "worst nightmare" nominee for a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court?

Uh, because I don't consider him a worst nightmare. I consider him a competent judge qualified to serve on the high court.

BLAH BLAH  BLAH BLAH SENATOR FRIST BLAH BLAH SOMETHING I SAW ON DAILY-KOS BLAH BLAH

That's nice.

[Joe Republic]

LOL, I was about to post that too.

[riceowl]

AGH I missed Nation.

[YRABNNRM]

Actually the mexican side of my family has been in the southwest for centuries, long before the US showed up there in 1848. OH and the rest were in venezuela, quebec and europe.

So basically your Mexican ancestors snuck into the US by getting the US to invade? We're on to you Mexicans.

[Ebowed]

Sorry dazzleman, Bihari gets my vote.

[riceowl]

Blogs are often more reliable than the traditional news media. The traditional media is extremely lazy nowadays and prefers to publish RNC talking points as opposed to doing any real investigative research.

Sorry scoon, but it really did make me laugh.

[Ebowed]

I love this because it makes no sense:

Tolerant of what?  Immoral and problematic behavior among uneducated and unprepared (emotionally and physically) teens?

It isn't 'immoral', FezzyFestoon, you simply don't like it.

That is merely opinion, but you haven't answered my question.  Tolerant of what?

GDP growth.

This is just disturbing:

I could see 14 or 15 with a window of 5-6 years along with an unrestricted age of 17.  I mean the only thing I could see with a 14 yr old is purely physical and she would not be mature enough for a relationship.  Why is it though in the Middle Ages most men married and of course had sex with girls as young as 12 years old when they JUST hit puberty, and some might not have until much later because of different dietary habits?  I mean at 14 a woman is developed enough as an adult physically yet their skin is soft and their bodies are usually the tightest.  I hate to say it, but that's when women are at their most physically desirable, between the ages of 14 and 18.  After that I notice a decline generally, but some better with age.   

[YRABNNRM]

Ok so.. I don't know where to ask this question, so I'll do it here:
My gf and I were thinking about getting it on, but she's 17 years old... She argues that the age of consent here is 16, so it wouldn't be wrong.
I'd like some suggestions or answers here (opebo I know what you're going to say, so please refrain yourself).

[Ebowed]

I remember the firsst time I french-kissed someone: it was my cousin... we did other things, but never actually had sex. :$

[riceowl]

jfern is right.

[Bacon King]

Do it chicken head!  Fuck the bejesus out of her, then brag to everyone. 

I thought "he" was a chick? He'll probably need a strapon.

0_o

[YRABNNRM]

She shouldn't cave just because that joke FEMA made all the blacks leave for Republican political gain.

[Jake]

Pennslyvania.

You have some of the best Republican trolls in the state. From nazis, bigots, religious fanatics, real backward people that really need a time machine and let the rest of us get on with making the world a better place and more modern one.

On the flip side you have the far left in the east of Pa that just wants central PA to get a grip with itself and stop going nuts on religion, putting Intelligent design in schools and STOP ELECTING COMPLETE MUPPETS LIKE RICK SANTORUM.

The mentality of a central PA voter is the mentality of Rick Santorum.

'A women sleeping with a women is as bad as a women sleeping with her dog'

This post is a comedy goldmine.

[YRABNNRM]

Stick your penis into her... CRRRRRRRAACK!!!!!

[Joe Republic]

Stick your penis into her... CRRRRRRRAACK!!!!!

Jesus Christ.  The man is a walking human equivalent of this:

[Platypus]

Stick your penis into her... CRRRRRRRAACK!!!!!

Jesus Christ.  The man is a walking human equivalent of this:

Tractor trash?

[opebo]

That is a manure spreader, hughento.

[MaC]

OH HEY MAN LOOK AT ME I'M WEARING A PICTURE OF A HOT COMMUNIST STRIPPER ON MY T-SHIRT THAT I LIKE NEVER SEEM TO WASH EVER LOL ROFL WTF MAN I'M LIKE, SO K00L DUDE

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Oh lord.

There is no such thing, you religious prude.

[opebo]

Oh lord.

There is no such thing, you religious prude.

If you do say so yourself!

[MaC]

I heard rumors that IL would become a swing state again.

I hear rumors on the Internets that in 2008, the Democrat will win UT and lose DC.

hmm, perhaps jfern has a sense of humor after all...

[riceowl]

I heard rumors that IL would become a swing state again.

I hear rumors on the Internets that in 2008, the Democrat will win UT and lose DC.

hmm, perhaps jfern has a sense of humor after all...

dunno, he posted a post of his own (in which he was actually attempting humor)  in this thread....

....party foul...

[YRABNNRM]

Oh lord.

There is no such thing, you religious prude.

[riceowl]

exactly!

[MODU]

"[T]he tradition of senatorial courtesy' ... defers to the preferences of senators belonging to the president's party who represent a particular nominee's home state."

(Source)

No, you lying Republican.

Uh, he quoted the Senate web site.