Note that this is NOT The Onion:
“We’re going in blind. We don’t know what the count’s going to come to,” said recall organizer Dave DeCenzo, ahead of arriving at the Secretary of State’s Office.
DeCenzo and one other man rolled into Denver on Friday afternoon with two Budweiser boxes that DeCenzo said contained no more than 120 signatures. He said he is withholding many other signatures “out of fear of doxxing” — that people’s personal information would be used to harass them.
So, in the home of Coors beer, they brought in the petitions in Budweiser boxes? Why are these people not in jail?