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« on: October 18, 2019, 05:24:47 PM » |
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Sestak/Peebs: Fhtagn Did 9/11
Atlasians, today I announce my presidential campaign for this weekend's election. The primary reason I am running is to the expose the truth about one of my opposing vice presidential candidates: the mysterious Northern Virginian known only under the pseudonym "FHTAGN". So now, I give you the truth: as a young child, "FHTAGN" masterminded the attacks of September 11, 2001.
The Indisputable Evidence:
- "FHTAGN" is a resident of Northern Virginia, which is also where the federal intelligence agencies involved in the attacks are located. This allows "FHTAGN" to plan and scheme with these agencies with very little hassle while remaining untraceable.
- "FHTAGN" is friends with notorious New World Order member Rand Paul. Paul and an individual strongly believed to be "Fhtagn" were photographed together as recently as 2018, and "FHTAGN" has previously indicated an interest in "libertarianism", a code word used by New World Order circles connected to Paul or his father, former New World Order godfather Ron Paul.
- "FHTAGN" is, itself, an acronym. Language analysis clearly indicates that "FHTAGN" is most likely to be an initialism standing for "FBI Hitting Towers with Airplanes to Gain Natural resources", a clear sign that "FHTAGN" was responsible for directing the FBI and other intelligence agencies to facilitate the attacks in order to allow the government to invade Iraq for oil. If this wasn't enough, the pseudonym of "FHTAGN"'s Vice President and twice running mate, "PiT", is also an initialism for "Planes into Towers".
- "FHTAGN" is close friends with "Mr. Reactionary", a known expert in construction and building codes. As the two were friends prior to their entry into the Atlasian political sphere, we do not know how far back their friendship runs. It is a fact, however, that Mr. R's construction expertise would have allowed "FHTAGN" to carefully plan through the exact details of how the attacks would be carried out in order to achieve maximum damage.
- "FHTAGN" is a known member of the cult of c'thulu, a cult whose membership includes Scooter Libby, Bill Cosby, Donna Shalala, and Henry Paulson. The cult is also known to be closely linked to the IlLumineati and its Southern United States leader Mike Huckabee. The motive for such a person to mastermind such an attack is clear.
- "FHTAGN" is a commie. Aside from endorsing Bernie Sanders in the 2016 primary, making her a socialist by association, and supporting and voting for known Russian commie Jill Stein in the general election, "FHTAGN" is known to have matched with notable inderdimensional hypercommunist Lee Carter on bumble. Her clear support for and chemistry with known anti-American and anti-Atlasian commies makes her all the more suspect in this situation.
THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR.
FHTAGN DID 9/11.
VOTE SESTAK/PEEBS.
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