"____ [insert 'UBI,' 'orange' or 'sleepy'] man ______ [insert 'good' or 'bad']."
I am a Republican who supports a $15 minimum wage, Medicare for all, green new deal Marxism, and high taxes on the wealthy
Not entirely true; in fact, believe it or not I probably oppose a majority of these. I oppose $15 minimum wage (I'd support something lower). The Green New Deal seems like a good idea in theory, but it depends on the specifics and how large-scale it is. Medicare for all? Well, I actually think socialized medicine probably isn't a terrible idea. At any rate we need regulates. I'd be all right with just about any type of progress. Maybe socialized medicine (or 'Medicare for all,' if you prefer that term) might go too far. As for high taxes on the wealthy, I myself oppose them on principle / in theory (I don't see why the poor should pay a much lower tax rate than the rich) but I can see how it's a compelling idea to some, and it has its merits in practicality.