Confessions of Atlas

[𝕭𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆 𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖑𝖆]

I profoundly hate my facial hair and I wish my beard, especially, could just not grow.

In the spirit of this, I have literally never used shaving foam. I find it useless.
Thank God my beard is at least very short. I shave using my double-edge razor and nothing else.

[PSOL]

I put salt on my watermelon

[SevenEleven]

I put salt on my watermelon

And tequila.

[ProgressiveModerate]

I failed 2 math tests in a row in 9th grade. I also failed my history test from the other day. I’m a failure when it comes to test taking

[Hammy]

IBS and nasal allergies are ruining my life

[HAnnA MArin County]

One of the oldest cold cases in the state of Missouri is the unsolved murder of my grandfather’s cousin.

[Former President tack50]

I put salt on my watermelon

And tequila.

One of these is not like the other

A shot of tequila goes down way way better with salt and a slice of lemon

Salt on a watermelon meanwhile is just disgusting, borderline pineapple on pizza tier

[It’s so Joever]

Half the time, I am exaggerating how strongly I actually feel about something. Especially when it comes to politics.

[VAR]

Half the time, I am exaggerating how strongly I actually feel about something. Especially when it comes to politics.

I think you're lowballing it

[SevenEleven]

I put salt on my watermelon

And tequila.

One of these is not like the other

A shot of tequila goes down way way better with salt and a slice of lemon

Salt on a watermelon meanwhile is just disgusting, borderline pineapple on pizza tier

You dip the watermelon in tequila.

[morgankingsley]

Dylan looks like mass effect

[America Needs a 13-6 Progressive SCOTUS]

I have multiple times while I was in high school edited Conservapedia articles to insert left-wing point of views into their articles using ip addresses that belonged to the school system.

[JoeInator]

I've said this in the discord so I'll also say it here:

I'm turning 18 in 3 months and I've never even tried a burrito.

[PSOL]

Ok, time for something real to confess. I’m actually far older than I make out to be and what Atlas thinks my age is, even though right now I’m back to working and going to school at my local public Uni.

The reason for why that is has to do for some stuff hindering me both physically and emotionally, serious or overblown, for the past few years.

[Virginiá]

I've said this in the discord so I'll also say it here:

I'm turning 18 in 3 months and I've never even tried a burrito.

It's a good thing Trump was defeated, because now we can finally have Taco Trucks On Every Corner™ and you may finally seek redemption in the warm, tasty confines of a burrito.

[𝕭𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆 𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖑𝖆]

I am not able to properly wink nor to whistle, and if I think about it this is a little embarrassing.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I am not able to properly wink nor to whistle, and if I think about it this is a little embarrassing.

I don't know how to whistle or snap my fingers, but I think I can wink? Unless there's something I'm missing.

I'm bad at motor coordination in general. I don't know if that's the case for you too but either way, no big deal.

[𝕭𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆 𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖑𝖆]

I am not able to properly wink nor to whistle, and if I think about it this is a little embarrassing.

I don't know how to whistle or snap my fingers, but I think I can wink? Unless there's something I'm missing.

I'm bad at motor coordination in general. I don't know if that's the case for you too but either way, no big deal.

I am pretty bad at snapping fingers too! Although I can do it.

I don't know if I would say I'm bad at motor coordination. Yeah, it is not particularly a problem.

[John Dule]

Not only can I wink, but I can do the worm thing with my eyebrows.

[𝕭𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆 𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖑𝖆]

Not only can I wink, but I can do the worm thing with my eyebrows.

I didn't know there was a "worm thing" to be done with the eyebrows until today.

[Cokeland Saxton]

I'm asexual

[Senator-elect Spark]

Had a crush on Virginia. Ya'll probably already know this and I'm proud of it. I'm also a hopeless romantic.

[Hindsight was 2020]

Had a crush on Virginia. Ya'll probably already know this and I'm proud of it. I'm also a hopeless romantic.

Don’t blame you it’s a beautiful state

[Cokeland Saxton]

I’m very drunk rn

[Never Made it to Graceland]

My mentality and outlook has been getting worse and worse over the past few weeks, hampered by a crushing dating experience and just general long-term malaise. I'm putting a lot of negative vibes out into the universe at the moment.