What's with the solid Democratic colors on Cape Cod and... is that Nantucket?
Cape Cod is all blue except for Provincetown, which is a gay haven. I think you mean Nantucket, which is a refuge for limousine liberals.
How do they get their limousines to an island, Mr. Talibangelical conservative?
Indeed, the term :limousine liberal is highly absurd as the wealthy broke very heavily (as always) Republican.
How does that explain the Hollywood stars?
The vast majority of the wealthy aren't Hollywood stars. Most are businesspeople, who vote strongly Republican. I think it's funny we have a disparaging term for rich liberals, who vote to increase their own taxes to none of their own gain, but being a rich conservative is fine.