Emsworth vs. Cosmo Kramer

[falling apart like the ashes of American flags]

Hmm, tough to say who I'd vote for. Probably would depend on who controls Congress. I'm leaning Preston though, because even if Emsworth is socially liberal, he'd still appoint horrible judges.

Preston would definately win though.

[MAS117]

Emsworth/Emsworth    

[jokerman]

Ok this is basically Ron Paul vs. Mark Warner

[Joe Kakistocracy]

Didn't we have this match-up twice already?

[nini2287]

Ok this is basically Ron Paul vs. Mark Warner

Mark Warner really isn't that populist.  He's more of a libertarian Democrat who is able to come off as a home-style populist sort of like Clinton or Schweitzer.  I think you're more of a Bob Byrd type (minus the KKK activity I hope).

[nclib]

Is Emsworth a Republican in real life, or is he just using the avatar?

[Emsworth]

Is Emsworth a Republican in real life, or is he just using the avatar?

I'm more independent than Republican. The green NJ avatar, however, looks terrible, so I avoid it.

[© tweed]

I'd vote for Kramer, and he'd win easily.

Emsworth is waaaay too extreme to win nationally.

[Bleeding heart conservative, HTMLdon]

I'd vote for Kramer, and he'd win easily.

Emsworth is waaaay too extreme to win nationally.

^^^^^^^^

[CheeseWhiz]

Emsworth/Kramer

I like Kramer, a lot actually, but Emsworth is pretty much exactly what I'd want in a Presidential candidate.

It makes a really odd map:

Kramer: 334
Emsworth: 204

[nini2287]

Emsworth/Kramer

I like Kramer, a lot actually, but Emsworth is pretty much exactly what I'd want in a Presidential candidate.

It makes a really odd map:

Kramer: 334
Emsworth: 204

That is an interesting map though I might switch CT, MA, RI, NC, SC, OR and possibly WI.

[bgwah]

I'd vote for Preston. Emsworth would definitely get my vote if he weren't a Republican, though.

[Joe Kakistocracy]

I'd vote for Preston. Emsworth would definitely get my vote if he weren't a Republican, though.

He has said that he's more of an independent, but the I-NJ avatar looks ugly.

[CheeseWhiz]

Emsworth/Kramer

I like Kramer, a lot actually, but Emsworth is pretty much exactly what I'd want in a Presidential candidate.

It makes a really odd map:

Kramer: 334
Emsworth: 204

That is an interesting map though I might switch CT, MA, RI, NC, SC, OR and possibly WI.

CT I heard was pretty pro-life, but I wasn't really sure about that.  RI strikes me as being like MA, only having less gays to be ticked off by Preston   MA, like I said, seems to have a good amount of homosexuals, and a lot more people who are open to and friends with them, so I think Ems wins narrowly it because of that.  NC and SC are, I think, the most Libertarian southern states, and are very much in favor of states rights, Emsworth definitely wins those.  OR I just kinda picked at random   as for WI, I'm not sure, but it seems moderately Libertarian.

Come to think of it, GA might go for Emsworth, but I'm not sure.

[falling apart like the ashes of American flags]

CT I heard was pretty pro-life...NC and SC are, I think, the most Libertarian southern states...as for WI...they seem moderately Libertarian...GA might go for Emsworth

You're on crack.

[CheeseWhiz]

CT I heard was pretty pro-life...NC and SC are, I think, the most Libertarian southern states...as for WI...they seem moderately Libertarian...GA might go for Emsworth

You're on crack.

Hey now, don't get upset with me, I've already said I'm not very good at this, so suggestions would be welcome.  Meaningless criticism helps no one.

Most of that is stuff I heard from other people, and in the case of CT, I said I wasn't sure.  But I'm sure ignoring what I said so you can insult me will be good for everyone, right?

P.S. Have you ever even been to the Carolinas?  I lived there for five years, you know.

[falling apart like the ashes of American flags]

Well then the people you heard those things from are on crack.

You probably confused CT with RI, NC and SC are about as libertarian as you'd expect the homes of Jesse Helms and Bob Jones, all of those mining counties in the western part of Wisconsin and Milwaukee did not vote for Kerry on the basis of being libertarian, and all those Dixiecrats in GA will vote for an agnostic Indian socially liberal, economic far rightist over a white, Evangelical, populist Southern Prider when opebo becomes a Christian and I renounce strip clubs.

[CheeseWhiz]

Well then the people you heard those things from are on crack.

Okay

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You're probably right about that.

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You gotta admit that they like states rights, and Emsworth offers a lot of that.  I think they'd be competitive, but Ems would take them.

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Well, like I said, I wasn't really sure about Wisconsin, anyway.

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Actually, you're probably right about that.

[Bleeding heart conservative, HTMLdon]

I have no doubt in my mind that every state and the District of Columbia would go to Cosmo Kramer.

[CheeseWhiz]

I have no doubt in my mind that every state and the District of Columbia would go to Cosmo Kramer.

Even Alaska and Montana?

[Joe Kakistocracy]

I have no doubt in my mind that every state and the District of Columbia would go to Cosmo Kramer.

I won't assume it, but would you be voting for Preston too?

[Bleeding heart conservative, HTMLdon]

I have no doubt in my mind that every state and the District of Columbia would go to Cosmo Kramer.

Even Alaska and Montana?

Especially Alaska and Montana.

I won't assume it, but would you be voting for Preston too?

I would crawl across broken glass and hop over a minefield to vote for Preston in such a circumstance.  I would even vote for him if he were the nominee of the Democrat Party.

[CheeseWhiz]

I have no doubt in my mind that every state and the District of Columbia would go to Cosmo Kramer.

Even Alaska and Montana?

Especially Alaska and Montana.

Um, why?

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I would crawl across broken glass and hop over a minefield to vote for Preston in such a circumstance.  I would even vote for him if he were the nominee of the Democrat Party.
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Wow, you're serious about this

[Joe Kakistocracy]

I would even vote for him if he were the nominee of the Democrat Party.

[Jake]

CT I heard was pretty pro-life...NC and SC are, I think, the most Libertarian southern states...as for WI...they seem moderately Libertarian...GA might go for Emsworth

You're on crack.

^^^