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Question: would you support this?
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Make Politics Boring Again
Concerned Citizen
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« on: November 11, 2005, 12:58:27 am »

So basically the world gets taken over by one single government operating a federalist democratic society. All rights and freedoms that exist in the US Constitution exist in this Earth Constitution.
Make Politics Boring Again
Concerned Citizen
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« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2005, 12:04:41 am »

I'd support a world government if I was the supreme ruler.  Imagine for a moment me as Supreme Ruler over the world.  Poverty would be eliminated in 20 years.  Every person on this planet will be well armed and well supplied with ammunition.  Prosperity for all.  Crime will be almost nonexistant.  Daily public executions on the State Broadcasting Network (it will also be the only programming aired by the government).

Ah, that would be a wonderful wonderful world.

Evening Newscast of the SBN:

*military-like tune plays*
Female announcer: Good evening, comrades.
Male announcer: Good evening. We go now to Dakar, Senegal, where a live execution is about to take place on Goree Island.
*screen changes to a firing squad*

On-the-scene reporter: So ladies, and gentlemen, here you have two men and one woman who are due to be executed by firing squad for being bisexual, which our lord Richius deems to be evil liberal. We are warning you about the insiduousness of liberals.
Commander: Squaaaddddd!!!
*squad aims at prisoners*
*banging in the distance*
*doctor pronounces prisoners dead, etc*
*camera returns to studio*
Male: Earlier today in Toronto our lord Richius stressed the importance of stamping out the evils of liberalism in the world and how our world will prosper:
*large organized crowd all simultaneously holding up portraits of Richius*

Richius: We need to stamp out liberalism in the world. It is evil. It is terrible. I will defend the world against little green men in outer space.

Female: Our lord Richius also wrote about the evils of liberals today in the Singapore Straits Times. Here is what he had to say:

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Female: The words of our dear leader should be praised as an example of how our humble earthling should live by.

Male: In the steel mills of the world our great corporate leaders have lead our world to record steel production. This was made possible under the discipline and corporate freedom of our lord Richius. The workers of all steel mills, from Pittsburgh to Cleveland, from Shenyang to Anshan, and from Liverpool to Potsdam, are united to bring more wealth to our corporate masters.

Female: And that concludes our nightly newscast, and thank our lord for our new-found happiness.
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