Comrade Funk for Lincoln Assembly

[Comrade Funk]

My fellow Lincolintes:

You might not know me, and that's okay. Believe or not, I once represented the great region of Lincoln (then the Northeast) in what feels like eons ago. Hey, hey - I'm not that old!

In all seriousness, years have passed since those days, and the Lincoln I am proud to call my home is in need of new leadership and representation. Thus, I am delighted to announce my candidacy for Lincoln Assembly!

Although I am honored to run as a member of the Labor Party, I am running for the people of Lincoln and only the people of Lincoln. I am confident in my ability to represent all Lincolnites, regardless of political party. We must all take part to contribute in building a bigger and better Lincoln. Today, I take my first step....

[Esteemed Jimmy]

Endorsed!

[Peanut]

[JGibson]

Endorsed.

[Pericles]

Endorsed!

[Attorney General, LGC Speaker, and Former PPT Dwarven Dragon]

Proudly Endorsed!!!!!!

[Comrade Funk]

"We can no longer stand idly by and let the old dog-eat-dog rules prioritize conviction rates over efficient and effective justice. Criminal justice reform is one of the most pressing issues in Lincoln, and I believe we can work together to help bring the most effective progressive reforms to our region. This includes:

1.) Treating addiction as a medical problem, not a crime
2.) Directing nonviolent drug offenders into treatment
3.) Prioritizing victims
4.) Establishing a Conviction Review Unit to investigate legitimate claims of innocence.

There is so much more we can do, and as your representative, I will devote my time to fight for people, and not for party. Thank you and Funk yeah!"

[P. Clodius Pulcher did nothing wrong]

Love your slogan

[Comrade Funk]

"Now more than ever we need fresh representation in Atlasia. The constant bickering between party rivals has grounded our nation to a standstill. Debate is good for government, but when debate morphs into needless attacks it only polarizes the nation as a whole. I vow to work across partylines to tackle issues such as criminal justice and activity. Thank you and funk yeah!"