Apocryphon Atlasia (Official Publication of the Game Engine)

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What is happening here? Sestak was confirmed one month ago and we have received nothing.

Ideally, I should be able to do several stories per week pretty consistently - this should hopefully give all avenues of government something more to do.

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HURRICANE DORIAN SLAMS INTO NORTH CAROLINA COAST

Days after Hurricane Dorian pummeled the Bahamas, it intensified yesterday and today as it hit North Carolina, causing massive destruction in North Carolina's Outer Banks. There has been one confirmed death in Swan Quarter.

"We did everything we can to get folks evacuated, but around 800 people remained in the area. We're trying to get to each house now to make sure each person is safe," said Swan Quarter Mayor Julian Anderson.

Total costs of damage will not be determined for weeks as cleanup efforts soon begin.

DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE REPORT: FOOD INSECURITY ON RISE IN ATLASIA

Per a report released last week, 18 million, or 14% of Atlasian households, suffer from food insecurity, where access to ample food is limited by lack of financial and other resources. This marks the first time since 2013 that the percentage has risen. Numbers are still well above the pre-2008 recession numbers of 11.1%

"Food insecurity affects almost every aspect of someone's life, from work performance, to mood, to relationships with others. It is even more of an alarm for children who are still growing," said Martha Barnett, spokesperson for Department of Agriculture.

The report found that rates slightly increased in all three regions, with 14.9% in the South, 14.1% in Fremont and 13.3% in Lincoln.

TOURISM INDUSTRY VOWS TO FIGHT 'TOURIST TAX ACT' IN LINCOLN

Leaders of multiple high profile hotel chains vowed to fight the Tourist Tax Act proposed in Lincoln. The law, if passed, would add an additional tax on most lodging stays in the region.

Hilton Spokesperson: "We hope to lobby the legislature to defeat this bill, or at the very least, clearly establish what the definition of a tourist is. Travel in Lincoln is good for the economy and is necessary for many Lincoln businesses that will ultimately absorb this cost. This law is counterproductive to creating the business environment we need."

NYC Spokesperson: "Tens of millions of people fly from all over the world each year to visit New York City, generating billions of dollars that fund our schools, police and other vital services. We are confident that we will work with the regional government to ensure that Lincoln continues to be a welcoming region for tourists."

Jillian, NYC townie: "Why stop there?? Ban tourists all together! This is OUR city, we don't need outsiders coming in and crowding the streets!!"

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MCDONALDS SALES SKYROCKET FOLLOWING 'BAN MCDONALDS ACT'

Earlier this week, the Ban McDonalds and Chuck-e-Cheese Act, introduced by Congressoman Wulfric (Labor-PA), was brought to the House floor, which would ban all McDonalds and Chuck-E-Cheese restaurants in Atlasia.

Following the bill's introduction, McDonalds has reported record sales numbers. Chuck-e-Cheese has reported similarly.

"The lines are out the door at nearly all of our fourteen thousand plus stores across Atlasia. McDonalds employees and Atlasians are sending a strong message that they want us to stay," said McDonalds CFO David Waterman.

"Can Congressman Wulfric try to ban us next?" Burger King CFO Mark Morris said jokingly.

The bill has met strong opposition in the House, and despite an amendment by Representative Poirot, is expected to fail.

FEDERAL GOVERNMENT LAUDED FOR RESPONSE TO HURRICANE DORIAN

The Adam Griffin administration's response to Hurricane Dorian has been met with widespread praise across the Carolinas.

"FEMA was on the ground early, you could tell that in this case, the government was ready. Even though the storm wasn't quite as bad as initially predicted, we were prepared for anything and ready to respond to those who needed help," said Deputy FEMA administration Sally Shelton.

ATLASIANS CONFUSED ON GREENLAND PURCHASE, DENMARK RESERVES JUDGEMENT

Reaction to the recent movement for Atlasia to buy Greenland, led by Lincoln Councilor Lakigigar and supported by President Adam Griffin, has been met with confusion by many Atlasians.

"It just seems so out of left field, what will this accomplish?" said Dr. Kelly Robertson of Yale University. Initial polling showed that a majority of Atlasians don't feel strongly one way or another.

Official statement from Greenland: "We haven't spoken to anyone from Atlasia at this time and remain reserved until we get an indication from the Atlasian government that this is a serious proposal. We have a longstanding relationship with the people of Greenland, and as always, their best interests are our best interests."