New Jersey is Schneider Country

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VICE-PRESIDENTIAL SELECTION

DEMOCRATS

Dan Schneider has narrowed his vice-presidential shortlist to five individuals.



Rob Renzetti, of California
A cartoonist known for "My Life as a Teenage Robot" and "Big City Greens", Dan Schneider appointed him chairman of his presidential committee. Renzetti may add onto Schneider's selection as a Hollywood moneymaker, but lacks in name recognition.



Evan Bayh, of Indiana
A former United States Senator from traditionally Republican Indiana, who left office with nearly an 80% approval rating, Bayh was a key supporter of Dan Schneider even before the Indiana primary. His selection will increase the ticket's chances of carrying states such as Indiana and North Carolina; but the liberal wing of the Democratic party believes that he's too moderate.



Hulk Hogan, of Florida
A world famous wrestler of WWE fame; the Hulk endorsed Schneider after Schneider won the Florida primary. His selection may help Schneider in rural areas that Donald Trump won heavily; but many within the Democratic Party are disappointed with the Hulk's endorsement of Donald Trump in 2016 and his several legal issues.



Danny DeVito, of New Jersey
A well known actor, Danny DeVito has been known to endorse several left-wing candidates such as Bernie Sanders and Jeremy Corbyn. His selection would help Dan Schneider appeal to areas where Avenatti supporters are prevalent, but many are concerned by DeVito's age.



Tony Evers, of Wisconsin
A freshman Governor of his state, Evers previously served as a teacher for years before entering a political career. His selection may benefit Schneider's performance with educators and help him swing the Rust Belt, but is considered by some to be too old as well.

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WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE AS VICE-PRESIDENT?

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SCHNEIDER SELECTS BAYH AS RUNNING MATE



In a somewhat surprising yet helpful move, Dan Schneider selected Evan Bayh, former Senator from Indiana, to be his vice-president. Schneider said of Bayh, "Bayh has done so much while in the Senate, it's a shame you don't see many more of him from the so-called 'red states', and it's a shame he lost re-election to the Senate. Name me one good thing that Vice President Pence has done for the same state?"

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OPINION POLL FOR TRUMP VS. SCHNEIDER BY STATE

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SCHNEIDER AND TRUMP MAKE CAMPAIGN APPEARANCES

July 14 - 23rd

Dan Schneider and Evan Bayh made a campaign appearance in South Dakota, alongside Gov. Billie Sutton and Senate candidate Stephanie Herseth Sandlin. Schneider gave a speech regarding agriculture. "Farmers are a crucial part of our economy, they supply foods for markets. It's wonderful for small business, and I don't want to see any of this growth stop while I'm president."

Donald Trump appeared alongside Gov. Henry McMaster in South Carolina. Trump campaigned on Schneider's record. "Have you seen an episode of iCarly? He's making these girls do weird things with their feet! Makes you wonder where he got the inspiration for his way to decrease the budget."

Dan Schneider appeared alongside Gov. Drew Edmondson and Senate candidate Brad Henry in southern Oklahoma. Schneider campaigned on his plan to decrease the budget. "Stopping the sale of shoes to white teenage girls in the Sun Belt is a way for more money to go into the federal budget, and a way to let girls live happy, healthy lives, it's a win-win, especially for the state of Oklahoma!"



Donald Trump appeared alongside Fmr. Sen. Joe Lieberman in Rocky Hills, Connecticut outside the former Ames headquarters. Trump campaigned on bring back jobs. "We all know what happened to Ames, they ran out of money! You know what President Obama did to help retirees? Nothing, and if Dan Schneider gets elected president, you'll stop seeing improvement of the American economy that I, Donald Trump, have started. If I am re-elected, I will send taxpayer money to organizations who will revive the chain of Ames Department Stores, former employees can even go back to work!"

Dan Schneider and Evan Bayh appeared alongside Senator Joe Manchin, Representative Richard Ojeda, Senate candidate Carte Goodwin, and gubernatorial candidate John Perdue in West Virginia. Schneider campaigned on the Republican record on mining. "The Republicans want you to believe that they champion mining in every way, shape, and form. If that's so, why do the mines continue to close, and why did the party even allow Mr. Don Blankenship, a convicted felon who knowingly killed 29 people in a mine explosion, onto the ballot? I'll tell everyone standing at this crowd, that Democrats will be the party that saves the mines."

Due to this speech, Schneider won the endorsement of the United Mine Workers of America.

KEY SENATE OPINION POLLS

Alabama
Doug Jones (D, Inc.) - 45%
Bradley Byrne (R) -  45%

TOSS-UP

Arizona (Special)
Martha McSally (R) - 43%
Tom O'Halleran (D) - 44%

TOSS-UP

COLORADO
Cory Gardner (R, Inc.) - 42%
John Hickenlooper (D) - 51%

LEAN DEM

GEORGIA
David Perdue (R, inc) - 46%
Sally Yates (D) - 40%

LEAN REP

IOWA

Joni Ernst (R, inc.) - 45%
Chet Culver (D) - 43%

TOSS-UP

KENTUCKY

Mitch McConnell (R, inc.) - 47%
Bruce Lunsford (D) - 41%

LEAN REP.

MAINE

Susan Collins (R, inc.) - 39%
Nathan Dunlap (D) - 49%

LIKELY DEM.

MISSISSIPPI
Mike Espy (D, inc.) - 44%
Phil Bryant (R) - 44%

TOSS-UP

MONTANA

Steve Daines (R, inc.) - 42%
Steve Bullock (D) - 49%

LEAN DEM.

NORTH CAROLINA

Thom Tillis (R, inc.) - 39%
Kay Hagan (D) - 45%

TILT DEM.

OKLAHOMA

Scott Pruitt (R) - 41%
Brad Henry (D) - 47%

TOSS-UP

SOUTH CAROLINA

Lindsey Graham (R, inc.) - 41%
James Smith (D) - 43%

TOSS-UP

SOUTH DAKOTA
Mike Rounds (R, inc.) - 49%
Stephanie Herseth Sandlin - 40%

LIKELY REP.

WEST VIRGINIA
Shelley Moore Capito (R, inc.) - 47%
Carte Goodwin (D) - 39%

LEAN REP.

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MONDALE, OBAMA, BIDEN, SCHUMER, AND RYAN ENDORSE SCHNEIDER

Former Vice-Presidents Walter Mondale and Joe Biden, as well as former President Barack Obama appeared with Dan Schneider and Evan Bayh at a rally alongside Senator Tina Smith in Duluth, Minnesota. During the rally, Biden, Mondale, and Obama all endorsed Schneider. Mondale, who opened the speech, stated "There is no better man to lead this country than Mr. Schneider. He has done nothing but good for Nickelodeon, shame he was laid off from his job."

Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer and Speaker of the House Tim Ryan also appeared alongside Schneider and Bayh at a rally, this time alongside Senate candidate James Smith in North Charleston, South Carolina. Schumer and Ryan endorsed Schneider, Schumer stated that "Mr. Schneider is our Donald Trump. He has no political experience, while Mr. Trump has horrific experience. If Donald can't even run his casinos, who thought he could run our country?"

MINNESOTA SENATE RACE:
Tina Smith (D, inc.): 53%
Tim Pawntley: 29%

SOLID DEM.

SOUTH CAROLINA SENATE RACE:
Lindsey Graham (R, inc.): 42%
James Smith (D): 42%

TOSS-UP

U.S. PRESIDENTIAL RACE IN MINNESOTA
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh: 60%
Donald Trump / Mike Pence: 38%

U.S. PRESIDENTIAL RACE IN SOUTH CAROLINA
Donald Trump / Mike Pence: 49%
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh: 41%

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Dan “Spread ‘em wider” Schneider

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COLLINS ENDORSES TRUMP

Maine Senator Susan Collins, who is running for re-election, endorsed President Donald Trump for re-election. She stated "I made myself a promise to support my party's nominee regardless of who it was, and I will not reverse that promise."

Due to this, Dan Schneider and Evan Bayh appeared alongside Collin's opponent, Nathan Dunlap in Portland, Maine, they accused Collins of "trying to appeal to her party more than her constituents."

MAINE SENATE ELECTION POLL

Susan Collins (R, inc.) - 39%
Nathan Dunlap (D) - 53%

LIKELY DEM.

SEN. MURKOWSKI ANNOUNCES SWITCH TO THE DEMOCRATS



Senator Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) announced her intentions to switch her party affiliation from Republican to Democrat. Murkowski stated that "I can't support the Republican platform on social issues anymore, it represents everything that I am against, and so does the president. The Democratic party is the party of the future, and I can see that."

The minority caucus in the Senate has stated that they may attempt to impeach Murkowski. Senate Minority Leader, Mitch McConnell stated "if we get control of Congress in 2021, we will attempt to remove Mrs. Murkowski from office, she's a traitor to Alaska, and a traitor the United States Senate."

KENTUCKY SENATE ELECTION POLL

Mitch McConnell - 46%
Bruce Lunsford - 43%

TOSS-UP

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IN MAINE (AT-LARGE)

Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 54%
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 37%
William F. Weld / John Kricfalusi - 3%

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IN ALASKA

Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 40%
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 33%
William F. Weld / John Kricfalusi - 11%

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IN KENTUCKY

Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 51%
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 40%

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ELECTION NIGHT

"Good evening, I'm Wolf Blitzer, and tonight is very important, as it is the night where the people of this nation pick the president, before we begin, several polls have been released by the major news sources."

CNN
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 294 EVs
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 244 EVs

FOX News
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 324 EVs
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 214 EVs

MSNBC
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 375 EVs
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 163 EVs

"It is 7:00 pm EST, and six states have closed their voting booths.

INDIANA: PRESIDENTIAL - 41% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 51.03%
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 48.17%

"The state of Indiana and its 11 electoral votes are too close to call at this moment with Dan Schneider with a lead of nearly three percent with 41% of precincts reporting."

INDIANA: GUBERNATORIAL - 41% in
Greg Goodnight - 57.89% (✔)
Eric Holcomb - 40.08%

"However, the state of Indiana will gain a new governor, Greg Goodnight, Kokomo mayor; has won the election by a margin of seventeen percent, which may be attributed to a late breaking scandal involving Holcomb having beat an aide which he was having an affair with."

KENTUCKY: PRESIDENTIAL - 19% in
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 53.14%
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 44.99%

"The state of Kentucky and its 8 electoral votes are too early to safely call yet, with President Donald Trump in a lead of more than eight percent, 19% of precincts are reporting."

KENTUCKY: SENATORIAL - 19% in
Mitch McConnell - 52.17%
Bruce Lunsford - 45.11%

"The Senatorial race in Kentucky is also too close to call, with Senate Minority Leader, Mitch McConnell with a slight lead."

GEORGIA: PRESIDENTIAL - 5% in
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 46.73%
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 44.53%

"The state of Georgia and its 16 electoral votes are too close to call, as Donald Trump holds a small lead of two points with five percent of precincts reporting."

GEORGIA: SENATORIAL - 5% in
David Perdue - 56.41% (✔)
Sally Yates - 41.63%

"The Senatorial race in Georgia we can project will go to incumbent Republican Senator David Perdue, who will go onto serve a second term in the United States Senate."

SOUTH CAROLINA: PRESIDENTIAL - 12% in
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 50.99% (✔)
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 39.99%

"Our first state call on the presidential level tonight, South Carolina with its 9 electoral votes, will go to President Donald Trump, who has an 11 point lead."

SOUTH CAROLINA: SENATORIAL - 12% in
Lindsey Graham - 51.89%
James Smith - 46.53%

"The Senatorial race in South Carolina, however, remains too close to call, with incumbent Lindsey Graham leading by five percent."

VERMONT: PRESIDENTIAL - 7% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 63.10% (✔)
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 36.54%

"The state of Vermont and its 3 electoral votes will go overwhelmingly to Dan Schneider, who has a wide lead over President Trump."

VERMONT: AT-LARGE HOUSE DISTRICT - 7% in
Phil Scott - 53.19% (✔)
Ben Joseph - 41.12%

"However, the state of Vermont will get a new member of Congress, Republican Governor Phill Scott has won the House election by 12% of the vote with 7% of precincts reporting."

VERMONT: GUBERNATORIAL - 7% in
Peter Welch - 49.44%
Richard Westman - 43.16%

"The gubernatorial race in Vermont is close, with U.S. Representative Peter Welch leading by more than six percent with seven percent of precincts reporting."

VIRGINIA: PRESIDENTIAL - 13% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 55.16%
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 43.12%

"The state of Virginia is too early to call, with thirteen percent of precincts in, and Dan Schneider leading by 12%."

VIRGINIA: SENATORIAL - 13% in
Mark Warner - 62.13% (✔)
Tim Hugo - 34.10%

"Senator Mark Warner will be re-elected for a third term heavily, with 62% of the vote."

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION RESULTS:
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 9 EVs
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 3 EVs

SENATORIAL ELECTION RESULTS:
Republicans: 1 seat
Democrats: 1 seat

GUBERNATORIAL ELECTION RESULTS:
Democrats: 1 seat
Republicans: No seats

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VIRGINIA: PRESIDENTIAL - 37% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 56.11% (✔)
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 43.03%

"It is 7:27 pm EST, and we can now call Virginia's 13 electoral votes for Dan Schneider."

VIRGINIA: 5TH HOUSE DISTRICT - 56% in
Leslie Cockburn - 61.30% (✔)
Steve Landes - 37.63%

"In a race that was expected to be much closer, Representative Leslie Cockburn has won a second term to the United States House of Representatives."

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION RESULTS:
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 16 EVs
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 9 EVs

"It is now 7:30 PM EST, and three states, two of them swing states, have closed their balloting."

NORTH CAROLINA: PRESIDENTIAL - 3% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 67.89%
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 31.30%

"We can not make any calls in the state of North Carolina for any race, as the only returns are from predominately black areas."

WEST VIRGINIA: PRESIDENTIAL - 29% in
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 50.83% (✔)
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 39.65%

"With a lead of over ten points, we can call West Virginia's five electoral votes for president Donald Trump."

WEST VIRGINIA: SENATORIAL - 29% in
Shelley Moore Capito - 46.68%
Carte Goodwin - 44.66%

"However, the Senate election in West Virginia is much closer, with Republican incumbent, Shelley Moore Capito, leading by two points."

WEST VIRGINIA: GUBERNATORIAL - 29% in
Jim Justice - 49.10% (✔)
John Perdue - 41.88%

"With a strong lead, we can project that West Virginia governor Jim Justice will win re-election to a second term."

WEST VIRGINIA: 3RD DISTRICT - 55% in
Richard Ojeda - 70.89% (✔)
Bill Cole - 28.11%

"In an election that was considered by many to be very close to Republican leaning, Richard Ojeda has won re-election to a second term in office."

OHIO: PRESIDENTIAL - 7% in
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 49.18%
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 49.13%

"The state of Ohio is currently too close to call and too early to call, as 7% of precincts are reporting, and Donald Trump is leading by less than a percent."

OHIO: 2ND DISTRICT -  43%
Brad Wenstrup - 43.53%
Tim McKinley - 43.31%

"In a seat that hasn't been held by a Democrat since 1980, Tim McKinley is keeping the election too close to call, as he is only behind by nearly .20% against incumbent Brad Wenstrup."

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION RESULTS:
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 16 EVs
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 14 EVs

SENATORIAL ELECTION RESULTS:
Democrats: 1
Republicans: 1

GUBERNATORIAL ELECTION RESULTS:
Democrats: 1
Republicans: 1

BREAKING: SENATE MINORITY LEADER MITCH MCCONNELL HAS BEEN DEFEATED
KENTUCKY: SENATORIAL - 66% in

Bruce Lunsford - 55.38% (✔)
Mitch McConnell - 43.97%

"In an upset, Mitch McConnell has been defeated by Representative Bruce Lunsford, prior to this, McConnell had never lost an election."

KENTUCKY: PRESIDENTIAL - 66% in

Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 48.97% (✔)
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 41.74%

"Despite McConnell's loss, President Trump will carry Kentucky."

SOUTH CAROLINA: SENATORIAL - 59% in

James Smith - 51.03%
Lindsey Graham - 48.92%

"In South Carolina, James Smith has overtaken Lindsey Graham in the lead."

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION RESULTS:
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 22 EVs
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 16 EVs

SENATORIAL ELECTION RESULTS:
Democrats: 2
Republicans: 1

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ALABAMA: PRESIDENTIAL - 13% in
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 56.67% (✔)
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 37.86%

"Alabama and its 9 electoral votes will go to President Trump."

ALABAMA: SENATORIAL - 13% in
Doug Jones - 49.11%
Bradley Byrne - 48.80%

"The Senatorial race in Alabama, as expected, is too close to call, with Doug Jones maintaining a slight lead."

ALABAMA: 5TH DISTRICT - 61% in
Peter Joffroin - 53.88% (✔)
Phillip Pettus - 45.96%

"In an upset, we can declare Democrat Peter Joffroin won Alabama's 5th district, succeeding Mo Brooks, who retired to run for Senator Jones's seat."

CONNECTICUT: PRESIDENTIAL - 27% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 57.83% (✔)
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 38.18%

"We can project that Dan Schneider will carry Connecticut and its seven electoral votes."

CONNECTICUT: 4TH DISTRICT - 80% in
Gail Lavielle - 56.43% (✔)
Jim Himes - 41.80%

CONNECTICUT: 5TH DISTRICT - 45% in
Richard A. Smith - 51.80% (✔)
Jahana Hayes - 46.15%

"Despite Schneider winning Connecticut, two incumbent congressional Democrats have been defeated by Republicans, Jim Himes and Jahana Hayes from the 4th and 5th districts respectively."

DELAWARE: PRESIDENTIAL - 33% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh: 53.10% (✔)
Donald Trump / Mike Pence: 40.89%

"The state of Delaware will go to Dan Schneider, giving him three electoral votes."

DELAWARE: SENATORIAL - 33% in
Chris Coons - 61.30% (✔)
Jeffrey Spiegelman - 35.63%

"Senator Chris Coons has won re-election to a second full term."

DELAWARE: GUBERNATORIAL - 33% in
John Carney - 50.81%
David L. Wilson - 46.78%

"Delaware's gubernatorial race is too close to presently call, with Governor John Carney holding a narrow lead over State Representative David L. Wilson."

DELAWARE: AT-LARGE DISTRICT - 33% in
Lisa Blunt-Rochester - 57.99% (✔)
Ken Simpler - 39.84%

"Representative Lisa Blunt-Rochester has won re-election."

DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA: PRESIDENTIAL - 83% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 89.11% (✔)
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 5.13%

"Dan Schneider will carry the District of Columbia overwhelmingly."

FLORIDA: PRESIDENTIAL - 5% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 55.73%
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 38.76%

"The state of Florida is too early to call, with Dan Schneider holding a surprisingly large lead over Donald Trump, notably in Florida's Panhandle, which has been reliably Republican since 1980."

FLORIDA: 1ST DISTRICT - 17% in
Chris C. Jones - 48.03%
Matt Gaetz - 47.11%

"Florida's 1st congressional district, one of the most Republican in the country, may go to the Democrats tonight, as Escambia County Property Appraiser, Chris Jones leads incumbent Matt Gaetz by a few hundred votes."

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ILLINOIS: PRESIDENTIAL - 5% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 60.31% (✔)
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 36.62%

"We can give the state of Illinois to Dan Schneider."

ILLINOIS: SENATORIAL - 5% in
Michelle Obama - 64.11% (✔)
Mike Bost - 31.07%

"We can project that Michelle Obama will win the open Senate seat."

MAINE: PRESIDENTIAL - 36% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 57.89% (✔)
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 36.89%

"We feel confident in calling the entire state of Maine for Dan Schneider."

MAINE: SENATORIAL - 36% in
Nathan Dunlap - 53.21% (✔)
Susan Collins - 41.11%

"We can also project that Susan Collins will not be one of Maine's Senators come the third of January, as she has been defeated by Nathan Dunlap."

MARYLAND: PRESIDENTIAL - 16% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 70.29% (✔)
Donald Trump / Mike Pence -  29.12%

"Dan Schneider will carry the state of Maryland overwhelmingly."

MARYLAND: 6TH DISTRICT - 39% in
Jason C. Buckel - 58.01% (✔)
David Trone - 39.23

"Despite Schneider's wide margin in Maryland, we can still project that Republican Jason Buckel will pick up Maryland's sixth district."

MASSACHUSETTS: PRESIDENTIAL - 23% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 80.11% (✔)
Donald Trump / Mike Pence -  13.63%

"In solidly blue Massachusetts, Dan Schneider completely obliterates President Trump with 23% of precincts reporting. The President was widely expected to lose this state, with a 7% approval rating, his second lowest."

MASSACHUSETTS: SENATORIAL - 23% in
Stephen F. Lynch - 63.10% (✔)
Kerry Healey -  36.15%

"Another open seat in Massachusetts, Stephen Lynch will replace retiring Senator Markey."

MISSISSIPPI: PRESIDENTIAL - <1% in
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 62.18%
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 37.23%

"We can not call any races in Mississippi due to the low number of precincts reporting."

MISSOURI: PRESIDENTIAL - 3% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 49.48%
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 49.01%

"The state of Missouri is too close to call, with Dan Schneider slightly leading in the state."

MISSOURI: GUBERNATORIAL - 3% in
Nicole Galloway - 51.01%
Mike Parson - 46.53%

"The gubernatorial election the state of Missouri is also too close to call, with Nicole Galloway maintaining a slight lead."

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NEW HAMPSHIRE: PRESIDENTIAL - 36% in
Dan Schnieder / Evan Bayh - 55.70% (✔)
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 43.16%

"In one of the best showings for a candidate in this state since 1988, Dan Schneider will carry New Hampshire comfortably."

NEW HAMPSHIRE: 2ND DISTRICT - 76% in
Carl W. Seidel - 50.38% (✔)
William Hatch - 46.73%

"In an Republican gain, Carl Seidel, of Nashau, has won the state's 2nd Congressional District."

NEW HAMPSHIRE: SENATORIAL - 36% in
Ann McLane Kuster - 46.98%
Gordon MacDonald - 46.97%

"A battle for an open Senate seat, left open by the retirement of Senator Shaheen, Democrat Ann Kuster is leading Republican Attorney General Gordon MacDonald by forty-seven votes."

NEW JERSEY: PRESIDENTIAL - 20% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 56.73% (✔)
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 41.01%

"We can call the state of New Jersey for Dan Schneider."

NEW JERSEY: SENATORIAL - 20% in
Jeffery Chiesa - 49.73%
Cory Booker - 46.44%

"The senatorial race in the state, on the other hand, can not be called for any party, as Jeffery Chiesa is leading by only three points with 20% of precincts reporting."

OKLAHOMA: PRESIDENTIAL - 9% in
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 47.13%
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 41.64%

"In an event unheard of since 1976, since Southerner Jimmy Carter made the Sooner state competitive, Oklahoma is too close to call, with Donald Trump maintaining a small lead with six percent of precincts reporting."

OKLAHOMA: SENATORIAL - 9% in
Scott Pruitt - 49.11%
Brad Henry - 46.15%

"Although former EPA Director Scott Pruitt is fairing better than President Trump, former Governor Brad Henry is fairing better than Dan Schneider, keeping this race closer than it should be."

OKLAHOMA: 2ND DISTRICT - 56% in
Dan Boren - 63.99% (✔)
Markwayne Mullin - 34.03%

"Former representative Dan Boren has won his old seat in the United States House of Representatives."

PENNSYLVANIA: PRESIDENTIAL - 4% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 50.01%
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 48.71%

"The state of Pennsylvania is too early to call for either candidate, with Dan Schneider keeping a lead of more than a point."

PENNSYLVANIA: 9TH DISTRICT - 17% in
Gary J. Hess - 54.14%
Dan Meuser - 44.36%

"In a very Republican district, Schuylkill County Commissioner Gary Hess leads incumbent Congressman Dan Meuser by nearly ten points. Hess's large margin may be helped by allegations that Dan Meuser sexually and physically abused fourteen Congressional aides, two of which claim he had gotten them impregnated."

RHODE ISLAND: PRESIDENTIAL - 36% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 83.16% (✔)
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 8.72%

"By a very large margin, Dan Schneider will carry the state of Rhode Island."

TENNESSEE: PRESIDENTIAL - 5% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 46.112%
Donald Trump / Mike Pence  - 46.110%

"In a widely unexpected sequence of events, Dan Schneider leads President Trump in Tennessee by a margin of 87 votes."

TENNESSEE: SENATORIAL - 5% in
Bill Halsam - 62.11% (✔)
Jim Cooper - 36.54%

"A seat left open by the retirement of Lamar Alexander, Bill Halsam will keep the seat in the hands of the GOP."

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION RESULTS:
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 96 electoral votes
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 31 electoral votes

SENATORIAL ELECTION RESULTS:
Democrats: 7 seats
Republicans: 2 seats

GUBERNATORIAL ELECTION RESULTS:
Republicans: 2 seats
Democrats: 1 seat

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OHIO: PRESIDENTIAL - 51% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 53.11% (✔)
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 44.63%

"It is now 8:18 PM, and due to returns from very largely populated counties, we can call the state of Ohio for Dan Schneider."

OHIO: 2ND DISTRICT - 97% in
Tim McKinley - 49.56% (✔)
Brad Wenstrup - 49.01%

"With all but a few precincts reporting, we can give Ohio's 2nd congressional district to Tim McKinley."

INDIANA: PRESIDENTIAL - 63% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 51.11% (✔)
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 48.87%

PENNSYLVANIA: PRESIDENTIAL - 31% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 53.39% (✔)
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 38.86%

"It is now 8:21 pm, and we can project two large wins for the Schneider campaign, Indiana and Pennsylvania will go to the former television producer."

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION RESULTS:
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 145 EVs
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 31 EVs

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"It is now 8:30 PM, and the state of Arkansas has closed its polls."

ARKANSAS: PRESIDENTIAL - 7% in
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 51.13%
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 39.98%

"The state of Arkansas is too close to call, with only 7% of precincts reporting. Donald Trump is in the lead."

ARKANSAS: SENATORIAL - 7% in
Tom Cotton - 49.98%
Mike Beebe - 46.73%

"Incumbent Republican Senator Tom Cotton is leading former Governor Mike Beebe by three percent."

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION RESULTS:
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 145 EVs
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 31 EVs

SENATORIAL ELECTION RESULTS:
Democrats: 7 seats
Republicans: 2 seats

DELAWARE: GUBERNATORIAL - 67% in
David L. Wilson - 56.33% (✔)
John Carney - 43.15%

NORTH CAROLINA: PRESIDENTIAL - 43% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 52.67% (✔)
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 44.32%

NORTH CAROLINA: SENATORIAL - 43% in
Kay Hagan - 50.11%
Thom Tillis - 48.66%

NORTH CAROLINA: GUBERNATORIAL - 43% in
Roy Cooper - 63.14% (✔)
Fred Smith - 31.86%

"Major projections can be made at this time, 8:36 PM EST, with Republicans winning the governorship of Delaware, and Democrats winning the presidential vote and keeping the governorship in North Carolina, the Senate race, however, is too close to call."

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION RESULTS:
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 160 EVs
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 31 EVs

GUBERNATORIAL ELECTION RESULTS:
Republicans: 3 seats
Democrats: 2 seats

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TENNESSEE: PRESIDENTIAL - 73% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 50.01% (✔)
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 42.15%

GEORGIA: PRESIDENTIAL - 56% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 53.81% (✔)
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 41.19%

FLORIDA: PRESIDENTIAL - 86% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 49.99% (✔)
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 45.16%

"It is now 8:49 PM EST, and we can project that the states of Tennessee, Georgia, and Florida will go to Dan Schneider."

FLORIDA: 1ST DISTRICT - 100% in
Chris C. Jones - 49.87% (✔)
Matt Gaetz - 48.11%

"We can also project that the Democrats have gained Florida's 1st congressional district, a district that no Democrat has even gained 40% of the vote since 1994."

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION RESULTS:
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 216 EVs
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 31 EVs

"It is 9:00 PM EST, and several more states have closed their voting booths."

ARIZONA: PRESIDENTIAL - 13% in
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 51.32%
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 48.00%

ARIZONA: SENATORIAL SPECIAL - 13% in
Martha McSally - 55.18% (✔)
Raul Grijalva - 38.17%

"The state of Arizona is currently too close to call for either presidential candidate, but President Trump maintains a slight lead, however, Martha McSally is the winner of the special election to fill John McCain's seat."

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COLORADO: PRESIDENTIAL - 3% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 49.86%
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 40.38%

COLORADO: SENATORIAL - 3% in
John Hickenlooper - 55.12% (✔)
Cory Gardner - 38.17%

"We can't call Colorado for either presidential candidate, but we can call that John Hickenlooper will be the next Senator from Colorado."

KANSAS: PRESIDENTIAL - 11% in
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 51.11% (✔)
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 41.04%

"We can project the state of Kansas for President Trump."

LOUISIANA: PRESIDENTIAL - 8% in
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 46.3931%
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 46.3930%

"The state of Louisiana is too close to call, with Donald Trump leading Dan Schneider by 108 votes."

LOUISIANA: SENATORIAL - 8% in
Bill Cassidy - 30.13%
Mitch Landrieu - 30.03%
Kathleen Blanco - 29.53%
David Duke - 10.19%

"The state of Louisiana's Class II seat is too close to call, with incumbent Bill Cassidy and Mitch Landrieu seeming to advance to the run-off."

LOUISIANA: 5TH DISTRICT - 32% in
Jamie Mayo - 31.52%
Ralph Abraham - 28.27%
Rodney Alexander - 27.28%

"The state of Louisiana's 5th district is too close to call, with Democrat Jamie Mayo, and Republican incumbent Ralph Abraham looking to advance to the run-off."

LOUISIANA: 6TH DISTRICT - 33% in
Don Cazayoux - 39.83%
Major Thibaut Jr. - 33.63%
Garret Graves - 26.33%

"The sixth district in Louisiana is too close to call into a run-off, with two Democrats, Don Cazayoux and Major Thibaut Jr., looking to advance to the run-off."

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MICHIGAN: PRESIDENTIAL - 20% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 56.13% (✔)
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 39.93%

"The state of Michigan and its 16 electoral votes will go to Dan Schneider."

MICHIGAN: SENATORIAL - 20% in
Gary Peters - 59.83% (✔)
Ronald Weiser - 37.81%

"Gary Peters has been elected to a second term in the United States Senate."

MICHIGAN: 6TH DISTRICT - 56% in
Eric Lester - 51.18%
Paul W. DeYoung - 47.19%

"With Republican Fred Upton retiring, two county officials are running to replace him, with the leading candidate, Berrien County Democratic Party chairman, Eric Lester, carrying the district with 51% of the vote, and Van Buren County Register of Deeds Paul DeYoung falling behind with 47% of the vote."

MINNESOTA: PRESIDENTIAL - 14% in
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 60.01% (✔)
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 36.36%

"The state of Minnesota will go to Dan Schneider."

MINNESOTA: SENATORIAL - 14% in
Rick Nolan - 49.92%
Mike Lindell - 49.01%

"With Tina Smith unexpectedly withdrawing from the election, Rick Nolan leads Mike Lindell very narrowly."

NEBRASKA: PRESIDENTIAL - 39% in
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 57.89% (✔)
Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 37.26%

"All of Nebraska will go to President Donald Trump."

NEBRASKA: SENATORIAL - 39% in
Brad Ashford - 48.666623%
Mike Foley - 48.6666.22%

"With incumbent Republican Ben Sasse retiring, the seat is in near dead heat, with Brad Ashford leading Mike Foley by six votes."

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FINAL RETURNS

Dan Schneider / Evan Bayh - 53.14%, 411 EVs (✔)
Donald Trump / Mike Pence - 45.80%, 127 EVs

Democrats: 23 seats (+10)
Republicans: 10 seats (-11)
Libertarians: 1 seat (+1)

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I assume darks are pickups and lights are holds?

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SCHNEIDER ANNOUNCES CABINET PICKS

President elect Dan Schneider today revealed his Cabinet to be. The cabinet will include:

Russ Feingold, former Senator from Wisconsin, Secretary of State
Jeffrey Katzenberg, CEO of DreamWorks, Secretary of the Treasury
Maj. Gen. William P. Bland, former Adjutant General of Georgia, Secretary of Defense
Harvey Levin, founder of TMZ, Attorney General
Walt Minnick, former U.S. Representative from Idaho, Secretary of the Interior
Roger Johnson, President of the National Farmers Union, Secretary of Agriculture
John Sharp, former State Comptroller of Texas, Secretary of Commerce
Clint Zweifel, former Missouri State Treasurer, Secretary of Labor
Ronnie Musgrove, former Governor of Mississippi, Secretary of Health and Human Services
Stephen Banks, Commissioner of the New York City Human Resources Administration, Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Daniel Akerson, former Chairman of General Motors, Secretary of Transportation
Rudy Schupp, Board Member of NextEra Energy, Secretary of Energy
Ruth V. Watkins, President of the University of Utah, Secretary of Education
Bill Nettles, former United States Attorney for the District of South Carolina, Secretary of Veterans' Affairs
Bob Menendez, former U.S. Senator from New Jersey, Secretary of Homeland Security

Other Schneider administration personnel will include:

Brina Palencia, voice actress, White House Chief of Staff
Sherrod Brown, U.S. Senator from Ohio, Trade Representative
James Clapper, former Director of National Intelligence under Pres. Obama, renominated
Joe Biden, former Vice President of the United States, U.N. Ambassador
James C. Miller III, former Budget Director under Pres. Reagan, renominated
Robert Gates, former Secretary of Defense under Pres. G.W. Bush and Pres. Obama, Director of the CIA
Christine Todd Whitman, former EPA Administrator under Pres. G.W. Bush, renominated
Chris Murphy, U.S. Senator from Connecticut, Small Business Administrator

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DAN SCHNEIDER'S A FOOT FAN?

President-elect Dan Schneider is no stranger to rumors regarding his fixation for feet, but they've been spoken of more than ever now. An anonymous female from Los Angeles told a story to the New York Times, "That man took videos of my feet and toes, once he spread mash potatoes on my soles and forced me to wriggle my toes in it, I'm in therapy because of it, its the entire reason I quit acting." Regarding the campaign, the individual stated she "was given hush money, somewhere in the millions by now."

Representative Jarred Huffman, of California is seemingly the only Democrat to announce his opposition to Dan Schneider since the allegations came to be, Huffman stated that "if the Justice department won't launch an investigation, Congress will."

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PURPLE BEANIE, PURPLE SWEATER, PURPLE SKIRT, BARE FEET: THE PRESIDENT'S FAVORITE OUTFIT
The young woman who accused Dan Schneider of engaging in sexual activity involving her younger self's feet in The New York Times, who still wishes to remain anonymous, stated that Dan often wanted her to appear wearing a purple sweater, a purple skirt, and a purple beanie hat. "He bought the outfit, from his own pocket money, which is rare is because he never paid for anything else, that was the network's job." The actress stated that the incident involving herself being forced to wiggle her toes while her feet were lathered in mashed potatoes took place while she was wearing the outfit.

SEN. MCCASKILL AND REP. HUFFMAN EMERGE AS CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATIC OPPOSITION TO THE PRESIDENT

Senator Claire McCaskill (D-MO), and Representative Jared Huffman (D-CA) have emerged as opposition to their own party's president, Dan Schneider. McCaskill, a well-known women's right activist, stated that "the allegations regarding the President should be taken seriously, especially if it has ruined careers."

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INAUGURATION DAY



President Schneider and Vice-President Bayh were inaugurated today, January 20, 2021. Afterwards, the President gave a speech.

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Secretary of Defense Bill Bland, Secretary of Transportation Dan Akerson, EPA Director Christine Todd Whitman, and Secretary of Veterans Affairs Bill Nettles were also inaugurated by Senator Patrick Leahy, as Vice President Bayh was not available to do so.

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SCHNEIDER FIRES FBI DIRECTOR WRAY

On day two of his presidency, President Schneider fired FBI Director Chris Wray. White House Chief of Staff Brina Palencia stated that "the FBI Director was fired due to unethical coordination, incompetence, and his membership of a conservative group in what should be a nonpartisan position."

THE PRESIDENT SIGNS EXECUTIVE ORDER 15277

On day five of his presidency, President Schneider signed Executive Order 15277, which states "department stores located below the Mason-Dixon line may not sell footwear to females aged 13 to 21 during the three month period of June 20th and September 20th." Schneider talked extensively about this concept on the campaign trail, and seems to be pushing it into fruition.

However, it is widely opposed by members of both parties in Congress, such as the aforementioned Claire McCaskill (D-MO) and Jared Huffman (D-CA). Other members of Congress who openly oppose the plan include Richard Shelby (R-AL), Amy Barr (D-KY), Gary Hess (D-PA), Bill Haslam (R-TN), Fred Upton (R-MI), Joe Wilson (R-SC), Dean Heller (R-NV), and Brad Ashford (D-NE)

PRES. SCHNEIDER NAMES JUDGE PITMAN TO HEAD FBI

On President Schneider's eighth day in office, he named District Court judge Robert Pitman to head the Federal Bureau of Investigation after the firing of Director Wray.

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JAYAPAL INTRODUCES THE GREEN ENERGY TAXATION ACT OF 2021

January 29, 2021 - Rep. Pramila Jayapal of Seattle, introduced the Green Energy Taxation Act of 2021, which states that the federal government must lower taxes on energy companies producing green energy.

The GETA legislation is quite controversial in that it divides the Executive Branch, as Dan Schneider has campaigned in support of coal mines and fossil fuels; while Vice President Bayh has expressed support for green energy.

SKY HARBOR INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT RENAMED JOHN S. MCCAIN INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT



January 31, 2021 - Governor Doug Ducey, alongside Vice President Evan Bayh, former Vice President Dan Quayle, Secretary of Transportation Dan Akerson, U.S. Senators Krysten Sinema and Martha McSally, and U.S. Representative Ruben Gallego attended the dedication of the Sky Harbor International Airport in Phoenix, Arizona, to John McCain, former U.S. Senator and Vietnam War veteran, who died in 2018.