Who could've POSSIBLY predicted partisan Republicans coming home in Tennessee? Who, I ask you? WHO?!
Now y'all jis wayt a minit rit thar en hod yur hawses. That ol phil bridirsin, he about dun fixin to hiud inter de hils en hallers uf gud ol middul tennacee. En he gunna go russle up dem ol blur dowgs like yu aint dun ceen cins der 1970s bak win dem der dimincrats stil rispetted whayt fok en dinnut mek funn of har ruril fok tok lak dis, naught lak it has bin wit dat blak fok stuf en naught lak dat der herild foard and dat der obammer dit dos dimincrats bin havin ricintly. Dat phil bridirsin, he differnt dan dat. He gunnar dun remin pipl of al dem der dams dat franklin roservilt bilt wit dat tenicee valee thority en den he gunner dun win tinersee en it guner be a lanslayd mah frinds. yu jis wet en see, ahh til yu jis wet en cee.
