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Obama-Biden Democrat
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Junior Chimp
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« on: May 05, 2019, 04:48:27 PM »

Wow, within the last six hours, the God Emperor has retweeted about 55 posts from some random MAGA clowns pretending to be fire fighters on Twitter. What is this guy smoking or doesn't he have anything else to do? Uncle Joe really got under his skin.

Who do you think the border guard and police officer unions will endorse in 2020? I know they backed the petulant orange man-child in 2016.
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Obama-Biden Democrat
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« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2019, 06:32:43 PM »

The cheering crowds for Trump in London are literally just Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage.
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Obama-Biden Democrat
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2019, 07:11:06 PM »



This is gibberish. Mr. Trump is mentally ill to the point of incapability, and the establishment - Republicans, Democrats, and the  Fourth Estate alike - refuse to acknowledge it. (And for the record, Germany's negative yield bond auction failed.)

Don't hold your breath for Republicans to write this off. Just look at the latest example with Greenland. Trump on little more than a whim that would shock Louis XVI and it's grandiose Notions, decides to try to f****** by Greenland from Denmark. The most outlandish pharaoh like self aggrandisement conceivable with no basis in reality whatsoever.

When to no one's surprise but Trump's the thing falls apart and makes him look like a fool yet again, Republicans don't repudiate or even question his Fitness for president, or even just write it off as a necessary evil for having this particular conservative owning the White House for them, but instead wholeheartedly jump on board the annex Greenland Express which, again, has no basis in reality.

I wonder how many votes it would get hypothetically in the House or Cocaine Mitch's Senate.
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Obama-Biden Democrat
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2019, 06:16:04 PM »



I am totally sure that internal polling of candidate who gets mad and threatens to fire people when he's wrong about the weather is extremely accurate.

(If Mr. Trump is still in the race a year from now, it could be very amusing as his campaign spends money and time in MN and NH because the candidate is convinced everything else is in the bag, due to his "great internal polling".)

He's right, he is at 98% approval in Russia. They want him to be Putin's Prime Minister.
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Obama-Biden Democrat
Zyzz
Junior Chimp
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« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2020, 07:34:18 PM »



Random all caps.

Socialism is fine if it's in all caps, don't you know.

(The implicit admission that his trade deals are as fake as his tan, and the pathetic attempt to hand-wave it away are amusing. But my amusement is tempered by the knowledge that Republicans believe this nonsense.)

Socialism is fine for whites.
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Obama-Biden Democrat
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2020, 01:36:13 AM »

We are going to need a compilation of the Orange Orangutan's greatest hits, we are getting near to Trump's term being over.

- Chocker

- Covfefe

- Winning in a route

- Special Council

-Great Honer!

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Obama-Biden Democrat
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2020, 12:26:36 AM »

In this time of hardship, Donald Trump turns to Hillary's e-mails and Benghazi for comfort:




HER EMAILS!!!!!!!
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Obama-Biden Democrat
Zyzz
Junior Chimp
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« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2020, 02:56:54 AM »



Mr. Tough on crime is once again being a whiny cuck and demanding mercy for one of his mafia cronies. If you don't want to go to jail, don't break the law.
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Obama-Biden Democrat
Zyzz
Junior Chimp
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« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2020, 01:07:28 AM »



Trump says the Drudge Report isn't deplorable enough for him. Fox News is already on Trump's bad side as well.
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Obama-Biden Democrat
Zyzz
Junior Chimp
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« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2020, 01:57:39 PM »

He has now deleted the three tweets in which he had urged the "Noble Committee" to rescind journalists' non-existing "Noble Prizes".

(Question: Does anyone know if Trump tends to consume lots of alcohol?)

No, just coke.
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Obama-Biden Democrat
Zyzz
Junior Chimp
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« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2020, 09:52:11 PM »



A masochistic streak in me made me check the Twitter feed for that linked hashtag. 90 seconds of reviewing it makes me question my faith in humanity.

The Orange Clown must be thinking of Gary Condit.
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Obama-Biden Democrat
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2020, 08:48:02 PM »

Romney won 47% of the vote, while Trump won 46%.
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Obama-Biden Democrat
Zyzz
Junior Chimp
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« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2020, 12:24:46 AM »

This really got me.



Also, golf is only exercise if you actually walk.

Trump is going to change the presidential fitness test from chin ups, pull ups, and push ups to driving around in your golf cart. A true hero, and true inspiration for the kids!
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Obama-Biden Democrat
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« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2020, 09:48:56 PM »

Once again, the "O" spied my campaign story. It never gets old.



If you don't want to get spied on, don't commit treason by colluding with a hostile foreign power to rig a election in your favor. Tankie Trump.
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Obama-Biden Democrat
Zyzz
Junior Chimp
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« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2020, 03:06:47 AM »

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Obama-Biden Democrat
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« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2020, 09:28:58 PM »



If he was only in charge of the Justice Department to look into that...

Don't commit Treason by colluding with the Russians, and you won't get spied on.
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Obama-Biden Democrat
Zyzz
Junior Chimp
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« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2020, 07:38:23 PM »



Trump would get booed off the field so bad. Dictators like Mussolini hate being laughed at more than anything. I hope the fans laugh at him instead.

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Obama-Biden Democrat
Zyzz
Junior Chimp
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« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2020, 07:53:32 PM »
« Edited: July 29, 2020, 07:58:07 PM by Teflon Joe »



Republicans just want to keep the blacks away from white flight suburbs. That is going to hurt the MAGA Methheads in Appalachia as well.
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Obama-Biden Democrat
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2020, 08:06:50 PM »

You wanna really have that discussion, Donny? You would have lost to Obama in 2016, and if he were running now, he'd beat you by a bigger margin than Uncle Joe.

I want to see Uncle Joe challenge Trumps fat ass to a pushup competition. Biden is fit and works out 5 days a week. Biden has the Pennsylvania steel in him.
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Obama-Biden Democrat
Zyzz
Junior Chimp
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« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2020, 04:15:26 PM »




I wonder why Donnie doesn't propose a constitutional amendment that would players require to stand for the anthem....

Demented Don should sign a Executive Order banning it.
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Obama-Biden Democrat
Zyzz
Junior Chimp
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« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2020, 08:46:25 PM »



It's been years since we have had a Bad! or Sad! tweet You love to see it.
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Obama-Biden Democrat
Zyzz
Junior Chimp
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« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2020, 08:16:35 PM »

At some point you have to wonder if Trump is really thinking about himself in some of his tweets.  The projection is so strong with him that you have to think there is some self awareness.

I am honestly surprised Trump hasn't ordered Barr to appoint a special counsel to investigate Democratic collusion with the Russians in 2016. #URANIUM ONE
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Obama-Biden Democrat
Zyzz
Junior Chimp
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« Reply #22 on: September 03, 2020, 04:59:53 AM »



Thank God the Dow is okay.

Also, his use of emojis here is just so... off putting

lmao wat, that has to be a staffer who tweeted that.
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Obama-Biden Democrat
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2020, 07:03:53 PM »
« Edited: September 08, 2020, 07:08:48 PM by Republicans for Biden »

Trump is such a triggered whiny manchild.
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Obama-Biden Democrat
Zyzz
Junior Chimp
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« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2020, 10:47:30 PM »



Atlas red.
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