Crazy Trump Tweets Megathread

[beaver2.0]

I genuinely cannot understand how Republicans can support someone this divisive.  Maybe one or two statements like this are acceptable, but at this point, it's a trend.  It can't just be everyone hates Trump.  It's a lot simpler to just say maybe he's an idiot.

I can. He is the logical endpoint of what they've been trying to be since Nixon got elected.

I mean intellectually I can, but in practice I don't see how you can make yourself overlook all his obvious flaws.

[Progressive Pessimist]

I genuinely cannot understand how Republicans can support someone this divisive.  Maybe one or two statements like this are acceptable, but at this point, it's a trend.  It can't just be everyone hates Trump.  It's a lot simpler to just say maybe he's an idiot.

I can. He is the logical endpoint of what they've been trying to be since Nixon got elected.

I mean intellectually I can, but in practice I don't see how you can make yourself overlook all his obvious flaws.

Because they define themselves by what they hate and as long as Trump hates all the same people and things they do, they can hand-wave anything he does, if they even cared in the first place.

[Blue3]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1250852583318736896


Apparently Trump thinks Chinatown is just one town, and actually in mainland China.

[QAnonKelly]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1250852583318736896


Apparently Trump thinks Chinatown is just one town, and actually in mainland China.

Is China town a dimensional portal to actual China in his mind?

[DINGO Joe]

Why we haven't sealed off Little Italy and Wee Britain, I don't know!

[Obama-Biden Democrat]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1251356731478810624

Mr. Tough on crime is once again being a whiny cuck and demanding mercy for one of his mafia cronies. If you don't want to go to jail, don't break the law.

[Badger]

"liberate the country from the will of the majority" is a pretty good summary of where the republican party is these days.

[Badger]

He listed those three because Fox News had a segment on the stay at home protests there.

I shudder to ask, but what was the tone of Fox's coverage? Outright supportive, or merely, "You know, Bill, these protesters have some legitimate points..."

[Badger]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1250852583318736896


Apparently Trump thinks Chinatown is just one town, and actually in mainland China.

Is China town a dimensional portal to actual China in his mind?

"It has Chinese! Everyone knows THEY'RE responsible for our situation! NOT our fine President (Me)"

[Obama-Biden Democrat]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1251587087696101376

Trump says the Drudge Report isn't deplorable enough for him. Fox News is already on Trump's bad side as well.

[Fuzzy Bear]

Will coronavirus be the cause for the Second American Civil War?


https://twitter.com/SabrinaSiddiqui/status/1251233582166745096?ref_src=twsrc%5Et...


https://twitter.com/GovInslee/status/1251235714294923264?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ct...

Trump really shouldn't be tweeting about this, but these Democratic Governors are truly insensitive to the issues of small businesspeople.  It does not register on these Governors that many of these people have put their life savings into their businesses.  That's not a sacrifice Democrats readily recognize or empathize with.

[QAnonKelly]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1252204786059018240?s=20

[Sir Mohamed]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1252204786059018240?s=20

Mr. Trump is on the job. As always.

[GeorgiaModerate]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1252932181447630848

Iran has flying boats?

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1252932181447630848

Iran has flying boats?

His administration officials don't want any competition at harassing the United States Navy.

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

DISCLAIMER: The following is about a tweet by infamous madman Donald Trump. It is an appropriate and amusing matter for this thread on this political forum.  However, I think it's important to recognize that the true purpose of items like this may be to get the general public arguing about who said what when, rather than the reality that Donald Trump is an extremely dangerous person and is grossly unfit for the office Republicans and their Russian friends have stuffed him into.

That said, we are all in need of levity in these dark times, so without further ado, let us all point and laugh at the stupid, stupid traitor.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1254145835450933249

From whitehouse.gov, Remarks by President Trump, Vice President Pence, and Members of the Coronavirus Task Force in Press Briefing,   Issued on: April 23, 2020

THE RESIDENT: I would like you to speak to the medical doctors to see if there’s any way that you can apply light and heat to cure.  You know — but if you could.  And maybe you can, maybe you can’t.  Again, I say, maybe you can, maybe you can’t.  I’m not a doctor.  But I’m like a person that has a good you know what.

Q    But, sir, you’re the President.

THE RESIDENT:  Deborah, have you ever heard of that?  The heat and the light, relative to certain viruses, yes, but relative to this virus?

DR. BIRX:  Not as a treatment.  I mean, certainly fever —

THE PRESIDENT:  Yeah.

DR. BIRX:  — is a good thing.  When you have a fever, it helps your body respond.  But not as — I’ve not seen heat or (inaudible).

THE PRESIDENT:  I think it’s a great thing to look at.  I mean, you know.  Okay?

And in case you don't believe an official trancript from the Trump White House (and there's no reason why you should), here's the video https://twitter.com/KatieHill4CA/status/1253679429303308290

[Middle-aged Europe]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1254174221481246721

Is he saying that the Democratic Party doesn't exist?

[emailking]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1254475682723307520
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1254477491642732552

[emailking]

These are also crazy, I'll just quote them.

When will all of the “reporters” who have received Noble Prizes for their work on Russia, Russia, Russia, only to have been proven totally wrong (and, in fact, it was the other side who committed the crimes), be turning back their cherished “Nobles” so that they can be given....
....to the REAL REPORTERS & JOURNALISTS who got it right. I can give the Committee a very comprehensive list. When will the Noble Committee DEMAND the Prizes back, especially since they were gotten under fraud? The reporters and Lamestream Media knew the truth all along....
....Lawsuits should be brought against all, including the Fake News Organizations, to rectify this terrible injustice. For all of the great lawyers out there, do we have any takers? When will the Noble Committee Act? Better be fast!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1254479607627231232

[Middle-aged Europe]

These are also crazy, I'll just quote them.

When will all of the “reporters” who have received Noble Prizes for their work on Russia, Russia, Russia, only to have been proven totally wrong (and, in fact, it was the other side who committed the crimes), be turning back their cherished “Nobles” so that they can be given....
....to the REAL REPORTERS & JOURNALISTS who got it right. I can give the Committee a very comprehensive list. When will the Noble Committee DEMAND the Prizes back, especially since they were gotten under fraud? The reporters and Lamestream Media knew the truth all along....
....Lawsuits should be brought against all, including the Fake News Organizations, to rectify this terrible injustice. For all of the great lawyers out there, do we have any takers? When will the Noble Committee Act? Better be fast!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1254479607627231232

My God, I'm starting to think that Donald Trump may actually suffer from increasing dementia or some other form of mental breakdown.

Obviously, no journalist has ever won a "noble prize" (sic) for his or her reporting on the Russia investigation. Aside from the incorrect spelling, what Nobel Prizes are they supposed to have won anyway? Literature? Peace?

He seems to be repeatedly confusing the Nobel Prize with the Pulitzer Prize (which is awarded by the Columbia University in New York and not by the Nobel Committee in Sweden) over the course of his three tweets here. Combined with his recent crackpot suggestions to fight coronavirus infections this is truly puzzling.

[President Johnson]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1254174221481246721

Is he saying that the Democratic Party doesn't exist?

Because it's called the "Democrat Party".

[QAnonKelly]

[Middle-aged Europe]

I guess today is one of Trump's meltdown days, he just went on a full-blown attack... against Fox News!


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1254520889212837890


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1254520890991218691


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1254520891863678977


He really didn't digest the whole desinfection injection debacle very well, did he?

[Middle-aged Europe]

He has now deleted the three tweets in which he had urged the "Noble Committee" to rescind journalists' non-existing "Noble Prizes".

(Question: Does anyone know if Trump tends to consume lots of alcohol?)

[n1240]

He has now deleted the three tweets in which he had urged the "Noble Committee" to rescind journalists' non-existing "Noble Prizes".

(Question: Does anyone know if Trump tends to consume lots of alcohol?)

Once again, he was just being sarcastic!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1254544354603143168