Crazy Trump Tweets Megathread

[Roll Roons]

We are going to need a compilation of the Orange Orangutan's greatest hits, we are getting near to Trump's term being over.

- Chocker

- Covfefe

- Winning in a route

- Special Council

-Great Honer!

You're forgetting the best one of them all. If you were like, really smart, you might know what I'm talking about.

[emailking]

Unfortunately this thread missed the first year and a half of his Presidency.

Plus the campaign which produced some real doozies.

[T'Chenka]

We are going to need a compilation of the Orange Orangutan's greatest hits, we are getting near to Trump's term being over.

Whether you want to categorize this as a Trump tweet or not, it's a grey area, but this 100% deserves to be represented in the "Greatest Hits" post/thread, as far as I'm concerned.

https://youtu.be/DOqKnInZovI

[Former Crackhead Mike Lindell]

We are going to need a compilation of the Orange Orangutan's greatest hits, we are getting near to Trump's term being over.

- Chocker

- Covfefe

- Winning in a route

- Special Council

-Great Honer!

- over 1000 hamberders

[Badger]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237491395436240897?s=20

And yet there is a solid 40 to 45% of Americans whose lizard brain tells them at their core, well, Fox news said it, my friends on Facebook said it, and now the president said it, so it must be true!

[Progressive Pessimist]

We are going to need a compilation of the Orange Orangutan's greatest hits, we are getting near to Trump's term being over.

- Chocker

- Covfefe

- Winning in a route

- Special Council

-Great Honer!

Perhaps this will interest you:

http://www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-show-with-trevor-noah/best-word-bracket

[QAnonKelly]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1238288908431036423?s=20

[Badger]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1238288908431036423?s=20

Literally f****** deranged.

If you support this man to be president, frankly so are you. There are no excuses or justifications.

[T'Chenka]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1238288908431036423?s=20

Literally f****** deranged.

If you support this man to be president, frankly so are you. There are no excuses or justifications.

Trumpists like to b__ch about "political correctness", but in 50 years kids will ask "why did communities and the media treat Trumpists like normal civilized people and not the insane mentally incompetant deplorables that they were?", and the answer will be "political correctness". THAT will be the long term footnote in history that "political correctness" makes, us tolerating the trumpanzees and treating them as equals.

[Middle-aged Europe]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1238824050924883968

THEN MOVE TO THE NORTH POLE DONNIE!

[QAnonKelly]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1238824050924883968

THEN MOVE TO THE NORTH POLE DONNIE!

Melania's prayers have been answered

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1238824050924883968

THEN MOVE TO THE NORTH POLE DONNIE!

You do realize that Santa is an elderly obese man who does a lot of travelling. The North Pole is a very likely coronavirus hotspot. It's just that under Santa's autocratic regime, we're not getting accurate data on transmission there.  I mean seriously folks, the oppressive levels of surveillance alone belie Santa's reputation for benevolence.

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good

That's to say nothing of his inhumane use of child labor unless you're naive enuf to believe his propaganda that they're elves.

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1239005760664801281

Why has coronavirus testing in the US been such a disaster?

[Middle-aged Europe]

In this time of hardship, Donald Trump turns to Hillary's e-mails and Benghazi for comfort:


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1239204333851488266

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

In this time of hardship, Donald Trump turns to Hillary's e-mails and Benghazi for comfort:


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1239204333851488266

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1238883994319474694

[Middle-aged Europe]

In this time of hardship, Donald Trump turns to Hillary's e-mails and Benghazi for comfort:


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1239204333851488266

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1238883994319474694

The Surgeon General is obviously a Deep Stater.

[Middle-aged Europe]

Just in case you didn't know that already through Trump's previous tweets:
JOE BIDEN was in charge of the Swine flu!!!


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1239235411463020544

[Middle-aged Europe]

Donald Trump urges national unity in times of crisis:


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1239237382458806277

[Middle-aged Europe]

For America to prevail in these times it is imperative that Michael Flynn is pardoned:


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1239242219019735042

[Sir Mohamed]

For America to prevail in these times it is imperative that Michael Flynn is pardoned:


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1239242219019735042

I always knew Mr. Trump would just wait before a certain topic is consumig all public attention before he can pardon this dude.

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

For America to prevail in these times it is imperative that Michael Flynn is pardoned:


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1239242219019735042

Reminder: Mueller gives new details on Flynn's secretive work for Turkey (Dec 5, 2018)

Special counsel Robert Mueller disclosed more details Tuesday of former national security adviser Michael Flynn’s efforts to cover up the extent of his ties to the government of Turkey while he was a top official on President Donald Trump’s campaign and transition.

The documents specifically state that a key component of Flynn’s work for Turkey involved the government’s efforts to remove from the U.S. a Turkish cleric living in Pennsylvania. Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan accuses the cleric, Fethullah Gulen, of orchestrating a failed coup against him in July 2016. Flynn began working for Turkey about a month later.

For people who aren't generals and who don't work for the most corrupt and criminal administration in United States history, actions like this have traditionally led to spending the rest of their lives in prison. (That's without considering that he lied to investigators probing Mr. Trump's successful criminal conspiracy with the Russian government to steal the presidency.)

[Middle-aged Europe]

I guess Donnie decided that today was the right time to launch an all-out Twitter attack against anyone he doesn't like. After he was through with Hillary, Biden, Schumer, and the FBI it was finally the media's turn:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1239252169150410752

[Progressive Pessimist]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1239005760664801281

Why has coronavirus testing in the US been such a disaster?

America does, but Trump himself doesn't. And Trump does not equal America.

[Obama-Biden Democrat]

In this time of hardship, Donald Trump turns to Hillary's e-mails and Benghazi for comfort:


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1239204333851488266

HER EMAILS!!!!!!!

[Badger]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1239005760664801281

Why has coronavirus testing in the US been such a disaster?

America does, but Trump himself doesn't. And Trump does not equal America.

From this photo he apparently represents white. With HHS secretary hazard as a diversity pick.