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« Reply #275 on: May 20, 2019, 01:26:15 PM »
Quote from: President Johnson on May 20, 2019, 01:18:15 PM
Lol.... Schiff/Nadler 2020!



So Trump is saying all the Republican investigations into Clinton were incompetent, so he's turning to the Democrats to do a better job?
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« Reply #276 on: May 20, 2019, 06:58:49 PM »
Quote from: GeorgiaModerate on May 20, 2019, 01:26:15 PM
Quote from: President Johnson on May 20, 2019, 01:18:15 PM
Lol.... Schiff/Nadler 2020!



So Trump is saying all the Republican investigations into Clinton were incompetent, so he's turning to the Democrats to do a better job?

He is so stupid...understatement of the century right there!
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« Reply #277 on: May 20, 2019, 07:24:23 PM »
Quote from: Progressive Pessimist on May 20, 2019, 06:58:49 PM
Quote from: GeorgiaModerate on May 20, 2019, 01:26:15 PM
Quote from: President Johnson on May 20, 2019, 01:18:15 PM
Lol.... Schiff/Nadler 2020!



So Trump is saying all the Republican investigations into Clinton were incompetent, so he's turning to the Democrats to do a better job?

He is so stupid...understatement of the century right there!

Saying Trump is stupid for saying this is giving him too much credit. What comes from Trump's mouth is near-glossolalia. There is no rational meaning in much of what he says. The only "purpose" behind many of his utterances, including this one, is to create desired mental states in his cult.

The actuals translation from Trumpian to English of the above tweet probably looks more like this:
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Democrats all bad! Democrats all liars! Trump good!
Hate Democrats! Believe Trump!

Assuming the internal mental processes of Trump and his cult work resemble those of the rest of us is a very dangerous mistake. And it's a very human mistake, because it emerges from empathy, which is part of what it means to be human. And if we lose our empathy, we become another version of Trump and his cult.
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« Reply #278 on: May 20, 2019, 08:48:55 PM »
I'm honestly a little bit surprised that Trump hasn't tweeted about Robert Pattinson being the new Batman yet. Maybe he isn't vocally liberal enough for Trump to want to attack him for being a beta male / cuck / soyboy.
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« Reply #279 on: May 22, 2019, 12:37:49 PM »
Suuuure...
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« Reply #280 on: May 22, 2019, 12:47:17 PM »
Quote from: President Johnson on May 22, 2019, 12:37:49 PM
Suuuure...



Why does he put "great" in scare quotes?
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« Reply #281 on: May 22, 2019, 01:53:26 PM »
« Edited: May 22, 2019, 01:58:36 PM by Ghost of Ruin »



I suspect Donnie "Genius in the Stable" Dump thinks walking while chewing bubble gum is impossible.
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« Reply #282 on: May 22, 2019, 01:56:04 PM »


If the job is too difficult for you, Mr. President, by all means step down and let someone else do the work.
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« Reply #283 on: May 22, 2019, 02:06:45 PM »
In the same vein...
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« Reply #284 on: May 22, 2019, 06:30:10 PM »
Quote from: Crumpets on May 22, 2019, 12:47:17 PM
Quote from: President Johnson on May 22, 2019, 12:37:49 PM
Suuuure...



Why does he put "great" in scare quotes?

Because he is just shy of illiterate.
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« Reply #285 on: June 01, 2019, 05:57:15 PM »
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« Reply #286 on: June 01, 2019, 06:18:04 PM »
Quote from: Russian Bear on June 01, 2019, 05:57:15 PM


This earns the Holden Caulfield Award for "most phony tweet."
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« Reply #287 on: June 03, 2019, 10:19:19 PM »




Tremendous. Crowds.
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« Reply #288 on: June 04, 2019, 06:32:43 PM »
The cheering crowds for Trump in London are literally just Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage.
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« Reply #289 on: June 20, 2019, 07:48:57 AM »


The Percent of Americans who Own Stock Hits Record Low

The richest 1% own 50% of stocks held by American households

The Richest 10% of Americans Now Own 84% of All Stocks
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« Reply #290 on: June 20, 2019, 08:02:03 PM »
Quote from: Ghost of Ruin on June 20, 2019, 07:48:57 AM


The Percent of Americans who Own Stock Hits Record Low

The richest 1% own 50% of stocks held by American households

The Richest 10% of Americans Now Own 84% of All Stocks

This tweet has been authored by the man who caused the stock market to drop the very instant he was elected.
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« Reply #291 on: June 21, 2019, 03:18:47 PM »
Trump Forever, yay
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« Reply #292 on: June 21, 2019, 03:38:09 PM »
Quote from: Invisible Obama on June 21, 2019, 03:18:47 PM
Trump Forever, yay




It's a Time Cover, but still crazy. #GodEmperor4ever
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« Reply #293 on: June 21, 2019, 04:08:07 PM »
Trump had dropped his pants and he's defecating on America's lawn while staring us down, as we drink our coffee on the front porch of democracy.
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« Reply #294 on: June 21, 2019, 06:46:18 PM »
Quote from: Invisible Obama on June 21, 2019, 03:18:47 PM
Trump Forever, yay




Why would Time Magazine give Trump an idea like this!? I know that he is completely misinterpreting what they probably mean, but that's what he always does!
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« Reply #295 on: June 22, 2019, 10:06:02 AM »


Trump is so stupid, he can't even get his macho catchphrases right.

The phrase "cocked and loaded" is centuries out of use (except as the title for a tour by 90s shock-comedian Andrew Dice Clay). The modern expression is "locked and loaded".
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« Reply #296 on: June 24, 2019, 07:52:59 AM »
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« Reply #297 on: June 24, 2019, 08:42:12 AM »
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« Reply #298 on: June 28, 2019, 06:54:42 PM »
Wut?
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« Reply #299 on: June 30, 2019, 12:23:24 AM »
Quote from: Ye Olde Europe on June 28, 2019, 06:54:42 PM
Wut?




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