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HillGoose
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« on: February 27, 2018, 01:02:49 PM »
some1 on the internet told me i need 2 have a masters degree in bus drivering but that sounds hard :< what if i just change my full name to Doctor Bus Driver? Then they think I have a doctorate in Bus Driving but I really don't Evil
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« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2018, 01:04:31 PM »
Please don't. Geese are not eligible to be bus drivers.
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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2018, 01:10:22 PM »
Quote from: Assemblyman Ninja0428 on February 27, 2018, 01:04:31 PM
Please don't. Geese are not eligible to be bus drivers.

i'll be the first Surprise break down a barrier for all other geese
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« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2018, 01:27:21 PM »
I didn't know driver was a verb.
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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2018, 01:43:01 PM »
Until now, me too. But HillGoose breaks even the barriers of the English language.
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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2018, 02:48:16 PM »
This is my favorite post on this entire godforsaken website.
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« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2018, 08:55:14 PM »
You become a bus rider, and then wait until everyone gets off.
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« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2018, 09:02:13 PM »
Find someone's lost appendage, jump on the bus heading for the hospital, wait for someone to pull out a gun, fight that guy and then hope the driver passes out from the commotion.
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« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2018, 09:13:54 PM »
first you need to fail the regular driver test, then they will give you the bus driver test instead.
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« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2018, 04:07:51 AM »
Why not start with something smaller?
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« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2018, 04:27:23 AM »
Quote from: Kalwejt on February 28, 2018, 04:07:51 AM
Why not start with something smaller?


Where's the hopbush goldfish and the chelsea cucumber goldfish?
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« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2018, 08:50:12 AM »
"Doctor Bus Driver" lmao
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