The Tennessean Bi-Partisan: A 2004 Presidential Election Game

[Former Senator Haslam2020]

President Alexander, please!

[Former Senator Haslam2020]

An Announcement from President Alexander in Concord, NH:



”...Hello, my fellow Americans!!! We’ve gotten a lot done over these past four years here in Washington!!! We’ve worked across the isle instead of engaging in meaningless partisan bickering, we’ve kept America safe and sound, we’ve kept the economy and domestic issues in check. I’m proud of what we’ve done, what we’ve accomplished. Before I make my announcement, I have but one question to ask my fellow Americans. Are you happy with the progress of the last four years? I want the chance to hear from you on this progress, so I’m announcing my candidacy for a second term to be your president for four more years!!! My team and I have made it our number one priority to make sure you can sleep safe and sound at night, to make sure you can feel comfortable with the state of our country, to make sure we make America that shining city on a hill. My friends, it’s morning in America again. Thank you!!!...”

*thunderous applause*

[Former Senator Haslam2020]

President Alexander’s Schedule:

(Editing, will be up soon.)

[Former Senator Haslam2020]

President Alexander’s Debate Questions:



1. Thank you for asking that question, it’s great to be here. First off, I’d like to inform the American public that I understand your predicament. I may be President, but I understand your struggles. Working people are struggling because of this. However, we’re working with countries on the ground, and we’ll get this situation dealt with. No one is going to get away with invading one of our allies, mark my words.

2. We’re gonna investigate that more, and if they do, we’ll take proper action.

3. We’re going to solve that problem peacefully, and use military force as a last result so we won’t further destabilize the Middle East. I’ve learned we have to account for a lot of consequences ahead of time, and if we went into multiple ground wars at the same time in the Middle East, it would be costly and ineffective.

4. Well, this country is prospering, Americans, ask yourselves... are you better off than four years ago? Do you believe the Government of Washington has changed, do you believe that we’re getting a lot done and thriving, as a country? Do you believe we’re going after the terrorists who attacked our great nation? Some Republicans are political opportunists and are jumping at the chance to be politicians, and keep the status quo in Washington. I’ve been governing while others are trying to profit politically, and put their ambition above the will of the American people.

[Former Senator Haslam2020]

(I know the turn is closed, but I hope this will somehow just clear up where I was or something. I wasn’t able to post it yesterday, but my apologies)


President Alexander’s Schedule (September 1st-September 30th, 2003)

September 1st- Fly to SC, Rally in Charleston, SC w/ Gov. Mark Sanford:



”...President Alexander deserves to be re-elected!!!...

September 2nd- Rally in Columbia, SC w/ Gov. Mark Sanford, Rally in Greenville, SC w/ Gov. Mark Sanford

September 3rd- Fly to IA, Rally in Des Moines, IA, Rally in Ames, IA

September 4th- Rally in Cedar Rapids, IA, Rally in Iowa City, IA

September 5th-10th- Governing and Fundraising

September 11th- Memorial in New York City,NY

September 12th- Fly to NV, Rally in Las Vegas, NV, Rally in Reno, NV

September 13th-18th- Resting in Tennessee

September 19th- Rally in Nashville, TN

September 20th-28th-

Rally in Knoxville, TN
Fly to PA

Rally in Philadelphia, PA
Rally in Pittsburgh, PA
Fly to SC

Rally in Columbia, SC
Rally in Charleston, SC w/ Gov. Mark Sanford
Fly to NH

Rally in Concord, NH w/ Sen. Judd Gregg:



”...All these “conservative” opportunists attacking our conservative, Republican President are wrong!!! The President is one of us, and he’s brought America closer together, he’s the Tennessee bi-partisan!!! You can’t get anything done in Washington without going to the table...”

Fly to KY

Rally in Louisville, KY
Fly to IA

Rally in Ames, IA

Rally in Cedar Rapids, IA, Rally in Des Moines, IA

Rally in Jefferson, IA

Rally in Iowa City, IA

President Alexander took the rest of the month to relax with his family, and govern.