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« on: February 06, 2018, 11:22:30 AM »
Mine would be this:
http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/news/local/article198446524.html
"Strip club toilet bowl tidal wave causes $4k in damage"
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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2018, 12:23:45 PM »
Apprentice star Donald Trump elected president
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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2018, 01:24:22 PM »
I remember a headline from the 2016 Democrat convention where BLM, Nazi, and westboro protesters were all arrested for throwing piss and poop at each other.
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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2018, 05:49:26 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2018, 11:35:32 AM »
"it's all good in the hood"

it shocked me because it's well known that there are actually many socio-economic problems in the hood.

I only get my news from Weekly World News. Nowhere else is trustworthy
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« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2018, 01:15:22 PM »
It's really hard to keep all of the "Man in Florida _____" headlines straight. Smiley
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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2018, 05:37:57 PM »
This:

Is it freezing cold? Normal: it's winter.

Seriously? Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2018, 07:14:24 PM »
« Edited: February 12, 2018, 07:16:12 PM by Oldiesfreak1854 »


OK, so I didn't actually see this one, but I heard about it when I read Bernie Goldberg's book A Slobbering Love Affair (which is really good BTW.)

Here's one of the crazies ones I've ever seen, or at least that I can remember seeing:



And on the Fourth of July last year, I saw an opinion piece that said it should be a day of mourning for Americans instead of celebration, pointing to a bunch of nonsense and claiming that we should've stayed with Britain because they ended slavery sooner.
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« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2018, 08:27:22 PM »
Quote from: Oldiesfreak1854 on February 12, 2018, 07:14:24 PM
Here's one of the crazies ones I've ever seen, or at least that I can remember seeing:



Trump was still leading in the popular vote? Gosh, California is always taking its time with tallying votes... 😏
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« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2018, 10:24:43 PM »
If You Don’t Vote Democrat This November, Then F••k You

And loads more of "if you don't ____ you're _____."
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« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2018, 12:40:22 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2018, 01:30:48 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2018, 01:39:17 PM »

LOL
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« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2018, 03:21:22 AM »
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« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2018, 03:39:59 AM »
HAHA, I mean, look at Jeb's face, even he thinks they're talking sh**t.
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