I would rail Conor all night, like seriously look
Please don't be that profane here.
"Profane" refers to the violation of that which is sacred; saying the Lord's name in vain, for example. You mean "obscene". Interestingly enough, C.S. Lewis in The Screwtape Letters, I believe, noted that Protestants were more likely to use profanity, and Catholics obscenity.
Grammar nazis everywhere...
*Grammar nationalist.
Omg... damn, that's good. If I was one to put forum quotes in my signature, that'd be a winner.