ITT, Spark498 asks questions about college/career/politics/love/life/etc.

[Blue3]

In this thread, Spark498 asks questions about college/career/politics/love/life/etc.

But only in this thread.

Maybe he'll even bother to respond to the responses?


Enjoy.

[Bidenworth2020]

Where do you go to college?

[Mr. Smith]

Have you considered aiming for a Paralegal certificate?

[Middle-aged Europe]

Do you want to became president in order to get some girls?

[mvd10]

Where is the body of the girl you stalked?

(wasn't Spark498 supposed to ask questions here?)

[SATW]

y u no have dog named katchup?

[Devout Centrist]

Is your name Charlie Kelly?

[Senator-elect Spark]

Trolling

[Virginiá]

Sparky for the love of all things holy, does your signature have to be that big? It is almost as long as the first 4 posts of this thread.

[dead0man]

Sparky for the love of all things holy, does your signature have to be that big? It is almost as long as the first 4 posts of this thread.

something should have been done about this years ago.

[RINO Tom]

Sparky for the love of all things holy, does your signature have to be that big? It is almost as long as the first 4 posts of this thread.

something should have been done about this years ago.

Ban picture signatures.

[kyc0705]

I made him a driver's advice checklist, based on all the things he said he got wrong:

Tips:
- Stop signs say "STOP" for a reason.
- You won't have a specially trained instructor to help you when you're driving IRL.
- Being overly sticky over small details leads to casual misses of your surroundings.
- Crosswalks are for people.
- Don't ever take your hands off the steering wheel.
- The most important part of starting your car is starting your car correctly.
- Turn signals are helpful.
- People need to know when you're parking, too.
- D = Drive. P = Park. N = Neutral. R = Reverse.
- Please look at the road. There's a giant window in front of you for a reason.
- Driving too slow is potentially as dangerous as driving too fast.
- Don't fiddle over the gear anymore than you need to.
- BONUS: Don't kidnap that girl, please.

[RINO Tom]

I made him a driver's advice checklist, based on all the things he said he got wrong:

Tips:
- Stop signs say "STOP" for a reason.
- You won't have a specially trained instructor to help you when you're driving IRL.
- Being overly sticky over small details leads to casual misses of your surroundings.
- Crosswalks are for people.
- Don't ever take your hands off the steering wheel. (In case you can't see, I changed it to "hand."
- The most important part of starting your car is starting your car correctly.
- Turn signals are helpful used by everyone who isn't a moron.
- People need to know when you're parking, too.
- D = Drive. P = Park. N = Neutral. R = Reverse.
- Please look at the road. There's a giant window in front of you for a reason.
- Driving too slow is potentially about ten times as dangerous as driving too fast.
- Don't fiddle over the gear anymore than you need to.
- BONUS: Don't kidnap that girl, please.

Made a few personal edits in bold and put the most important part in red.

[kyc0705]

I made him a driver's advice checklist, based on all the things he said he got wrong:

Tips:
- Stop signs say "STOP" for a reason.
- You won't have a specially trained instructor to help you when you're driving IRL.
- Being overly sticky over small details leads to casual misses of your surroundings.
- Crosswalks are for people.
- Don't ever take your hands off the steering wheel. (In case you can't see, I changed it to "hand."
- The most important part of starting your car is starting your car correctly.
- Turn signals are helpful used by everyone who isn't a moron.
- People need to know when you're parking, too.
- D = Drive. P = Park. N = Neutral. R = Reverse.
- Please look at the road. There's a giant window in front of you for a reason.
- Driving too slow is potentially about ten times as dangerous as driving too fast.
- Don't fiddle over the gear anymore than you need to.
- BONUS: Don't kidnap that girl, please.

Made a few personal edits in bold and put the most important part in red.

Looks good. A lot of my comments were intentional understatements ("turn signals are helpful," "potentially as dangerous, etc.) because they read funnier that way.

Also, I don't drive, but I just used my head for this one.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Trolling

Finally, an honest post out of you!

[RINO Tom]

I made him a driver's advice checklist, based on all the things he said he got wrong:

Tips:
- Stop signs say "STOP" for a reason.
- You won't have a specially trained instructor to help you when you're driving IRL.
- Being overly sticky over small details leads to casual misses of your surroundings.
- Crosswalks are for people.
- Don't ever take your hands off the steering wheel. (In case you can't see, I changed it to "hand."
- The most important part of starting your car is starting your car correctly.
- Turn signals are helpful used by everyone who isn't a moron.
- People need to know when you're parking, too.
- D = Drive. P = Park. N = Neutral. R = Reverse.
- Please look at the road. There's a giant window in front of you for a reason.
- Driving too slow is potentially about ten times as dangerous as driving too fast.
- Don't fiddle over the gear anymore than you need to.
- BONUS: Don't kidnap that girl, please.

Made a few personal edits in bold and put the most important part in red.

Looks good. A lot of my comments were intentional understatements ("turn signals are helpful," "potentially as dangerous, etc.) because they read funnier that way.

Also, I don't drive, but I just used my head for this one.

LOL, it was a good list!

[dead0man]

Sparky for the love of all things holy, does your signature have to be that big? It is almost as long as the first 4 posts of this thread.

something should have been done about this years ago.

Ban picture signatures.

just limit the height in pixels (like 95% of message boards out there) and all will be fine.