S3: Go west young man act (failed)

[fhtagn]

Go west young man act

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Anyone convicted of a violent crime, or given a life sentence, for whatever reason shall have the option to be bused to Arizona, with full expenses paid for the trip so long as the convict agrees to stay in Fremont.

Sponsor: Ben Kenobi

[fhtagn]

The floor is now open for debate

[NeverAgain]

One of the most idiotic things I have ever seen produced. I'd very much enjoy seeing a motion to table.

[JustinTimeCuber]

I motion to table on behalf of the Governor.

[IDS Ex-Speaker Ben Kenobi]

How about actually debating things for a change, Cuber?

[JustinTimeCuber]

How about actually debating things for a change, Cuber?

Sure, I'd love to debate a bill that's worth considering.

[IDS Ex-Speaker Ben Kenobi]

Well, I don't know what you'd consider 'worthy'.

[fhtagn]

So how to you propose to pay for this? I was under the impression that the Atlas Conservative Party wanted to SAVE money, not cause more of a burden on the taxpayers.

[IDS Ex-Speaker Ben Kenobi]

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Life Imprisonment is very expensive. Bus tickets are very cheap. Ergo, the cheap solution to an expensive problem.

Also, Fremont is short population so this helps them too.

[JustinTimeCuber]

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Life Imprisonment is very expensive. Bus tickets are very cheap. Ergo, the cheap solution to an expensive problem.

Also, Fremont is short population so this helps them too.

I wonder if The Right Honorable Prime Minister of Fremont Harry S. Truman would like to testify on this subject?

[IDS Ex-Speaker Ben Kenobi]

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I would love to hear his thoughts on this bill. Feel free to invite him.

[diptheriadan]

Actually, now that I've come to think of it, It may be a better idea to turn 'em lose in the North. Governor Wells has stated he's been feeling pretty bored right as of late.

[IDS Ex-Speaker Ben Kenobi]

Have we forgotten Harambeland? There's a reason I picked Arizona.

[Representative simossad]

This is the most idiotic idea I've ever read in my political career. Fremont says no, and I'm sure that we will take all steps that are necessary to stop this piece of legislation.

Accept your own responsibility for your own criminals. It's always easier and cheaper to let others work for one self, but that's not how it works. 

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

LOL

Mr. Kenobi is very lucky I am not the Speaker of this estimable body, because I would have shut this so-called "legislation" down faster than four ounces of toothpaste in a TSA security screening. Needless to say, if this pitiful excuse for a bill were to actually become law, the South would be hit with so many lawsuits she'd have to make the theme to Matlock her regional anthem.

[JustinTimeCuber]

LOL

Mr. Kenobi is very lucky I am not the Speaker of this estimable body, because I would have shut this so-called "legislation" down faster than four ounces of toothpaste in a TSA security screening. Needless to say, if this pitiful excuse for a bill were to actually become law, the South would be hit with so many lawsuits she'd have to make the theme to Matlock her regional anthem.

This is the kind of thing I think should be ruled frivolous when we pass the new rules.

I call the question.

[IDS Ex-Speaker Ben Kenobi]

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Which is why Fremont shut down Harambeland? Again, it's been a wretched hive of scum and villainy for a long time now.

[IDS Ex-Speaker Ben Kenobi]

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Fremont once forgot to name Arizona as a part of Fremont. LOL

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In sending people to live in Fremont? That would be an interesting court case. I don't see what laws there are against bussing people to Fremont.

[IDS Ex-Speaker Ben Kenobi]

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LOL. Rather than debate the legislation you want to shut it down.

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We're still debating the legislation here Cuber. You might want to wait for debate to die down before attempting to kill the bill.

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Why would you do this, Kenobi?

[JustinTimeCuber]

We're still debating the legislation here Cuber. You might want to wait for debate to die down before attempting to kill the bill.

I'm attempting to kill it anyway.

[Senator Scott🦋]

hahaha what even is this

[AOC Stan]

I endorse this bill as long as we nuke Fremont too

(Joking)

[diptheriadan]

I propose that the South give Kansas and Missouri to Fremont in exchange for New Mexico and Arizona.

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

I propose that the South give Kansas and Missouri to Fremont in exchange for New Mexico and Arizona.

The Commonwealth of Fremont would be willing to accept cession of the (unjustly occupied) states of Kansas and Missouri as way of apology for this grave insult to our sovereignty, but we will never consent to allow any Western state to be annexed by Southern Imperialists.