Alternate Careers

[BigVic]

Barack Obama

US State Senator from Illinois: 1997-2004
US Senator from Illinois: 2005-2008
44th President of the United States: 2009-2013
69th US Secretary of State: 2017-2021
Member of the House of Represenatives from Illinois’ 2nd Congressional District: 2023-present

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Barack Obama

US Senator from Illinois: 2005-2008
44th President of the United States: 2009-2013
69th US Secretary of State: 2017-2021
Member of the House of Represenatives from Illinois: 2023-present

Barack Obama Announces John Quincy Adams 2

[BigVic]

Barack Obama

US Senator from Illinois: 2005-2008
44th President of the United States: 2009-2013
69th US Secretary of State: 2017-2021
Member of the House of Represenatives from Illinois: 2023-present

Barack Obama Announces John Quincy Adams 2

Ran and won in IL-02 in the 2022 Midterms

[Blow by blow, the passion dies]

Louis Ignatius Sullivan

Trade Unionist (1970-1980)

US Representative (1981-1990)

Democratic gubernatorial nominee (lost to Bill Weld) in 1990

US Representative (1993-2011)

Democratic presidential candidate (2004, 2008)

US Senator (2011-2020)

President of the United States (2021-)

[Kahane's Grave Is A Gender-Neutral Bathroom]

John Martin (1889-1985)

Portland City Councillor: October 17, 1912-January 1, 1913
State Representative: January 8, 1913-January 5, 1915
U.S. Representative: March 4, 1915-January 3, 1959
U.S. Senator: January 3, 1959-January 3, 1971

John Martin Jr (1912-2003)

State Senator: January 1, 1935-January 1, 1939
Mayor of Portland: June 14, 1940-June 12, 1948
State Senator: January 1, 1949-December 31, 1958
U.S. Representative: January 3, 1959-January 3, 1965
Governor of Maine: January 7, 1965-January 7, 1967
U.S. Representative: January 3, 1969-August 25, 1969
Sec. Environmental Protection: August 27, 1969-September 16, 1975
Sec. Environmental Protection: January 20, 1977-January 17, 1981
AmeriCare Commissioner-General: January 17, 1981-June 1, 1985

John Martin III (1932-2004)

New York City Councilor: January 1, 1960-December 31, 1963
New York City Planning Commissioner: January 1, 1964-December 31, 1967
New York City Councilor: January 1, 1968-December 31, 1971

[Blow by blow, the passion dies]

Getúlio Vargas (1882-1967)

MP for Rio Grande do Sul (1917-1932)

Prime Minister of Brazil (1933-1945)

MP for Rio Grande do Sul (1945-1961)

[BigVic]

James Earl “Jimmy” Carter as William Jennings Bryan after 1980.

40th President of the United States (1977-1981)
Lost re-election in 1980 to Ronald Reagan
Ran as Dem Nominee in 1984 and lost to Ronald Reagan
Ran as Dem Nominee in 198& and lost to George HW Bush
United States Secretary of State under Dick Gephardt (1997-2001)

[Kahane's Grave Is A Gender-Neutral Bathroom]

Alistair O'Donnell (b. 1945)

MP: June 17, 1969-May 7, 1998
-1969 (s), Majority of 12.3%
-1970, Majority of 25.5%
-1974- Feb, Majority of 23.9%
-1974- Oct, Majority of 30.0%
-1976, Majority of 27.3%
-1979, Majority of 31.6%
-1982, Majority of 33.4%
-1987, Majority of 35.7%
-1991, Majority of 34.5%
-1995, Majority of 30.9%
-1998, Majority of -0.4%

Minister for the Environment: June 19, 1970-March 23, 1974
Deputy Minister for Euro-Atlantic Integration: January 4, 1971-March 23, 1974
Shadow Minister for the Environment: March 23, 1974-October 17, 1974
Minister for the Environment: October 17, 1974-May 6, 1976
Minister for Euro-Atlantic Integration: October 17, 1974-January 22, 1975
Minister for Transportation: January 22, 1975-March 14, 1975
Minister for Foreign Affairs: March 14, 1975-May 6, 1976
Shadow Minister for the Environment: May 6, 1976-May 4, 1979
Leader of the Conservative Party: July 25, 1976-October 16, 1996
Leader of the Opposition: July 26, 1976-May 4, 1979
Prime Minister: May 4, 1979-October 17, 1996
Minister for the Environment: May 4, 1979-May 7, 1998

PRIME MINISTERS:
Rt. Hon. Sir Harold Wilson MP (L) : October 16, 1964-June 19, 1970
Rt. Hon. Ted Heath MP (C) : June 19, 1970-March 23, 1974
Rt. Hon. Sir Harold Wilson MP (L) : March 23, 1974-October 17, 1974
Rt. Hon. Sir Ted Heath MP (C) : October 17, 1974-May 6, 1976
Rt. Hon. Sir Harold Wilson MP (L) : May 6, 1976-February 17, 1977
Rt. Hon. Michael Foot MP (L) : February 17, 1977-July 12, 1977
Rt. Hon. James Callaghan MP (L) : July 12, 1977-December 12, 1977
Rt. Hon. Sir Harold Wilson MP (L) : December 12, 1977-May 4, 1979
Rt. Hon. Alistair O'Donnell MP (C) : May 4, 1979-October 17, 1996
Rt. Hon. John Major MP (C) : October 17, 1996-May 7, 1998
Rt. Hon. Tony Blair MP (L) : May 7, 1998-January 30, 2002
Rt. Hon. Sir Gordon Brown MP (L) : January 30, 2002-May 9, 2002
Rt. Hon. Michael Howard MP (C) : May 9, 2002-June 2, 2005
Rt. Hon. Ed Miliband MP (L) : June 2, 2005-May 10, 2010
Rt. Hon. Zac Goldsmith MP (C) : May 10, 2010-October 5, 2017
Rt. Hon. Theresa May MP (C) : October 5, 2017-November 27, 2021
Rt. Hon. Liz Truss MP (C) : November 27, 2021-January 5, 2022
Rt. Hon. Sir Boris Johnson MP (C) : January 5, 2022-February 27, 2022
Rt. Hon. Liz Truss MP (C) : February 27, 2022-April 19, 2022
Rt. Hon. Rishi Sunak MP (C) : April 19, 2022-December 2, 2022
Rt. Hon. Kemi Badenoch MP (C) : December 2, 2022-Present

[LAB-LIB]

Richard Hatfield
Member of the Maine House of Representatives 1961-1963
Member of the Maine State Senate 1963-1971
Governor of Maine 1971-1979
U.S. Senator from Maine 1979-1991

Paul LePage
Member of the New Brunswick Legislative Assembly 2010-2021
New Brunswick Minister of Finance 2010-2014
Leader of the Progressive Conservative Party of New Brunswick 2016-2020
New Brunswick Leader of the Opposition 2016-2018
Premier of New Brunswick 2018-2020

Frank McKenna
Member of the New Brunswick Legislative Assembly 1982-1997
Leader of the New Brunswick Liberal Association 1985-1997
New Brunswick Leader of the Opposition 1985-1987
Premier of New Brunswick 1987-1997
Canadian Ambassador to the United States 2005-2006
Member of the Canadian House of Commons 2006-2019
Leader of the Liberal Party of Canada 2006-2019
Leader of the Opposition 2006-2008
Prime Minister of Canada 2008-2019

Kevin Vickers
Sergeant-at-Arms of the Canadian House of Commons 2006-2015
Canadian Ambassador to Ireland 2015-2019
Leader of the New Brunswick Liberal Association 2019-
Member of the New Brunswick Legislative Assembly 2020-
Premier of New Brunswick 2020-

[Kahane's Grave Is A Gender-Neutral Bathroom]

Walter Reuther (1907-1990 )

Governor of Michigan: January 1, 1959-January 1, 1965
U.S. Senator: January 3, 1965-January 3, 1979

1958 Michigan Gubernatorial Election- D Primary:
✓Walter Reuther, 219,870 (48.7%)
G. Mennen Williams, 216,710 (48.0%)

1958 Michigan Gubernatorial Election:
✓Walter Reuther (DEM), 1,403,877 (49.5%)
Paul Douglas Bagwell (GOP), 1,375,516 (48.5%)

1960 Michigan Gubernatorial Election:
✓Walter Reuther* (DEM), 1,885,218 (57.9%)
Paul Douglas Bagwell (GOP), 1,334,956 (41.0%)

1962 Michigan Gubernatorial Election:
✓Walter Reuther* (DEM), 1,664,433 (60.2%)
George Romney (GOP), 1,047,873 (37.9%)

1964 U.S. Senate Special Election In Michigan:
✓Walter Reuther (DEM), 2,112,235 (68.1%)
Robert Griffin (GOP), 927,398 (29.9%)

1966 U.S. Senate Election In Michigan:
✓Walter Reuther* (DEM), 1,497,840 (63.5%)
Alvin Bentley (GOP), 797,275 (33.8%)

1972 U.S. Senate Election In Michigan:
✓Walter Reuther* (DEM), 2,207,675 (64.8%)
Donald Leonard (GOP), 1,141,313 (33.5%)

1972 U.S. Presidential Election:
✓Richard Nixon/Spiro Agnew* (GOP), 313 EV/ 53.4% PV
Walter Reuther/Ted Kennedy (DEM), 225 EV/ 45.9% PV

[Allthekingsmen]

Career of Jason Kander

2009-2013: Missouri State Representative, 44th District (Democratic)
2013-2017: Missouri Secretary of State (Democratic)
Predecessor: Robin Carnahan
Successor: Jay Ashcroft
'12: def.Shane Schoeller (R)

2017-2021: United States Senator from Missouri (Democratic)
Predecessor: Roy Blunt
Successor: Nicole Galloway
'16: def. Roy Blunt (R-inc.)

2021-2029: President of the United States of America (Democratic)
Predecessor: Mitt Romney
Successor: Maura Healey
'20 (w. Tulsi Gabbard): def Paul Ryan / Kristi Noem (R)
'24 (w. Tulsi Gabbard): def. Kris Kobach / Elise Stefanik (R); Mark Cuban / Greg Orman (Solutions)

[LAB-LIB]

Kevin Rudd
Member of the Australian House of Representatives 1998-2014
Leader of the Labor Party 2006-2014
Leader of the Opposition 2006-2007
Prime Minister of Australia 2007-2014
Secretary-General of the United Nations 2017-

Julia Gillard
Member of the Australian House of Representatives 1998-2023
Manager of Opposition Business in the House of Representatives 2003-2006
Deputy Leader of the Labor Party 2006-2014
Deputy Leader of the Opposition 2006-2007
Minister for Social Inclusion 2007-2014
Minister for Employment and Workplace Relations 2007-2014
Minister for Education 2007-2014
Deputy Prime Minister of Australia 2007-2014
Leader of the Labor Party 2014-2023
Prime Minister of Australia 2014-2023

Anthony Albanese
Member of the Australian House of Representatives 1996-
Minister for Regional Development and Local Government 2007-2014
Leader of the House 2007-2014
Minister for Infrastructure and Transport 2007-2014
Deputy Leader of the Labor Party 2014-2023
Treasurer of Australia 2014-2023
Deputy Prime Minister of Australia 2014-2023
Leader of the Labor Party 2023-
Prime Minister of Australia 2023-

[Kahane's Grave Is A Gender-Neutral Bathroom]

Mike Huckabee:

Lieutenant Governor: November 20, 1993-July 15, 1996
Governor of Arkansas: July 15, 1996-January 9, 2007
44th President: January 20, 2009-January 20, 2013

Bernie Sanders:
Mayor of Burlington: April 6, 1981-April 4, 1989
U.S. Representative: January 3, 1991-January 3, 2007
U.S. Senator: January 3, 2007-January 3, 2013
45th President: January 20, 2013-January 20, 2017

Rand Paul:
U.S. Representative: January 3, 2009-January 3, 2011
Governor of Kentucky: December 6, 2013-January 1, 2017 (Gov. Beshear appointed Secretary of Commerce, 2010 amendment allows for special gubernatorial election)
46th President: January 20, 2017-January 20, 2021

Joe Biden:
City Councillor: January 5, 1971-January 3, 1973
U.S. Senator: January 3, 1973-January 3, 2021
47th President: January 20, 2021-Present

Sarah Palin:
City Councillor: October 19, 1992-October 14, 1996
Mayor of Wasilla: October 14, 1996-October 14, 2002
Oil & Gas Commissioner: February 19, 2003-January 23, 2004
Governor of Alaska: December 4, 2006-January 6, 2009
Vice President: January 20, 2009-January 20, 2013
Governor of Alaska: December 3, 2014-December 6, 2018

Barack Obama:
State Senator: January 8, 1997-November 4, 2004
U.S. Senator: January 3, 2005-January 14, 2013
Vice President: January 20, 2013-January 20, 2017

John Hostettler:
U.S. Representative: January 3, 1995-January 3, 2013
Governor of Indiana: January 12, 2013-November 9, 2016
Vice President: January 20, 2017-January 20, 2021

Kamala Harris:
San Francisco DA: January 8, 2004-January 3, 2011
CA Attorney General: January 3, 2011-January 3, 2013
U.S. Senator: January 3, 2013-December 11, 2020
Vice President: January 20, 2021-Present

Jason Kander

State Representative: January 4, 2009-December 31, 2010
U.S. Senator: January 3, 2011-January 3, 2023

Blanche Lincoln

U.S. Representative: January 3, 1993-January 3, 1997
U.S. Senator: January 3, 1999-January 3, 2017
Governor of Arkansas: January 13, 2019-January 11, 2023

Robert Wexler

State Senator: November 20, 1990-November 19, 1996
U.S. Representative: January 3, 1997-January 3, 2011
U.S. Senator: January 3, 2011-January 3, 2023

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Heinz's 43rd Variety

John Heinz
U.S. Representative from Pennsylvania 1971-1977
U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania 1977-1995
Governor of Pennsylvania 1995-2001
President of the United States 2001-2009

Carroll Campbell
Member of the South Carolina House of Representatives 1970-1974
Member of the South Carolina Senate 1977-1978
U.S. Representative from South Carolina 1979-1987
Governor of South Carolina 1987-1995
Vice President of the United States 2001-2001

Fred Thompson
U.S. Senator from Tennessee 1994-2001
Vice President of the United States 2001-2009
President of the United States 2009-2013

John Ensign
U.S. Representative from Nevada 1995-1999
U.S. Senator from Nevada 2001-2009
Vice President of the United States 2009-2013
2012 Republican Presidential Nominee (withdrew)

[Zedonathin2020]

Michelle Obama

Born: January 17, 1964
Died: July 14, 2064

48th President of the United States
January 20, 2029 – January 20, 2037
Vice President: Jon Ossoff
Preceded by: Donald Trump
Succeeded by: Mike Gallagher

25th United States Secretary of Health and Human Services:
March 19, 2021 – January 20, 2025
President: Joe Biden
Preceded by: Alex Azar
Succeeded by: Mehmet Oz

United States Senator from Illinois
January 3, 2017 – March 18, 2021
Preceded by: Mark Kirk
Succeeded by: Lauren Underwood

First Lady of the United States
January 20, 2009 – January 20, 2017
President: Barack Obama
Preceded by: Laura Bush
Succeeded by: Melania Trump

[LAB-LIB]

Boris Johnson
U.S. Representative from New York 2001-2005
Mayor of New York City 2006-2013
U.S. Senator from New York 2013-2017
U.S. Secretary of State 2017-2019
President of the United States 2021-2022

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

This Is What Medal506 Actually Believes:

Marjorie Taylor Greene (Republican, Georgia)
May 27, 1974 – August 8, 2068
United States Representative from Georgia’s 6th district
January 3, 2021 – January 3, 2023
Elected 2020.
Retired to run for U.S. Senate.
United States Senator from Georgia
January 3, 2023 – November 6, 2024
Elected 2022.
Resigned to become Vice President.
Vice President of the United States
January 20, 2025 – January 24, 2027
Elected 2024.
Ascended to Presidency.
President of the United States
January 24, 2027 – January 20, 2037
Ascended 2027.
Elected to full term 2028.
Re-elected 2032.
Term-limited.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Recently, I discovered that Kristen Johnston, who portrayed Sally Solomon in 3rd Rock from the Sun, is the daughter of a former Republican State Senator from Wisconsin. This imagines his career as more successful (though admittedly, still not very).
 
Rodney Kohler Johnston (Republican, Wisconsin)
September 2, 1937 – March 30, 2018
Wisconsin State Assemblyman from Milwaukee’s 25th district, then the 10th district
January 6, 1969 – April 2, 1975
Elected 1968.
Re-elected 1970.
Redistricted to the 10th district and re-elected there in 1972.
Re-elected 1974.
Resigned to become State Senator.
Wisconsin State Senator from the 4th district
April 2, 1975 – January 3, 1979
Elected 1975, to finish the term of former Senator and U.S. Congressman Bob Kasten.
Re-elected 1976.
Resigned to become U.S. Representative.
United States Representative from Wisconsin’s 9th district
January 3, 1979 – January 3, 1983
Elected 1978.
Re-elected 1980.
Retired after being redistricted to the 5th district to run for Governor.
1982 Republican nominee for Governor of Wisconsin
Lost to Department of Natural Resources Secretary Tony Earl.

[LabourJersey]

Boris Johnson (1964- )

Editor, The Spectator 1999-2005

MP (Conservative), Henley 2001-2008

Mayor of London (Conservative), 2008-2015

Host, Boris!, Fox News, 2016-2025

Candidate for Mayor of New York, 2025

Founder/CEO, Johnson News Network, 2026-2031

48th President of the United States of America (Republican), 2033-present

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

his personality was based on then-presidential candidate and later President of the United States Bill Clinton's "Get it done" attitude during the 1992 presidential campaign.

"Ask not what others can do for you, but what you can do for others." - Sonic

Sonic Maurice (the) Hedgehog (Democratic, California)
June 23, 1928 - November 7, 2017
White House Counsel
January 20, 1961 - February 29, 1964
Appointed 1961.
Resigned.
United States Senator from California
August 4, 1964 - November 24, 1992
Appointed 1964, to finish the term of late Senator Clair Engle.
Elected to full term 1964.
Re-elected 1970, 1976, 1982, and 1988.
Resigned to become President.
Senate Majority Whip
January 3, 1969 - January 3, 1977
Elected 1969.
Re-elected 1971, 1973, and 1975.
Retired to run for Majority Leader.
Senate Majority Leader
January 3, 1977 - January 3, 1981
Elected 1977.
Re-elected 1979.
Republicans flip the Senate.
Senate Minority Leader
January 3, 1981 - January 3, 1987
Elected 1981.
Re-elected 1983 and 1985.
Democrats flip the Senate.
Senate Majority Leader
January 3, 1987 - June 23, 1991
Elected 1987.
Re-elected 1989 and 1991.
Resigned to run for President.
President of the United States
January 20, 1993 - January 20, 2001
Elected 1992.
Re-elected 1996.
Term-limited.

[Zedonathin2020]

Jeffrey Neale Jackson

Born: September 12, 1982
Died: June 25, 2073

50th President of the United States
January 20, 2045 – January 20, 2049
Vice President: Lauren Underwood
Preceded by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Succeeded by: Matthew Watkins

52nd Vice President of the United States
January 20, 2037 – January 20, 2045
President: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Preceded by: Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Succeeded by: Lauren Underwood

78th Governor of North Carolina
January 2, 2033 – January 4, 2037
Lieutenant: Michael Regan
Preceded by: Tim Moore
Succeeded by: Michael Regan

51st Attorney General of North Carolina
January 5, 2025 – January 2, 2033
Governor: Josh Stein
               Tim Moore
Preceded by: Josh Stein
Succeeded by: Sierra Knox

Member of the U.S. House of Representatives
from North Carolina's 14th district
January 3, 2023 – January 3, 2025
Preceded by: Constituency established
Succeeded by: Chaz Beasley

Member of the North Carolina Senate
from the 37th district
May 6, 2014 – January 1, 2023
Preceded by: Dan Clodfelter
Succeeded by: Rachel Hunt (Redistricting)

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Based on this Tweet:
https://mobile.twitter.com/OregonMapGuy/status/1639451972083253250

[West_Midlander]

Columba Bush
First Lady of Florida, 1999-2007
Lieutenant Governor of Florida, 2007-11
Governor of Florida, 2011-19
U.S. Senator from Florida, 2019-present

Jeb Bush
Secretary of Commerce of Florida, 1987-88
Governor of Florida, 1999-2007
Second Gentleman of Florida, 2007-11
First Gentleman of Florida, 2011-19
Presidential Candidate, 2015-16
U.S. Representative for FL-27, 2021-present

[Del Tachi]

Obama is defeated by Romney in 2012, but comes back to win a second term in 2020.

Barack Obama
Member, Illinois State Senate (1997–2004)
Member, United States Senate (2005–2008)
President of the United States (2009–2013 and 2021–present)

Mitch Landrieu
Member, Louisiana House of Representatives (1988–2004)
Lieutenant Governor of Louisiana (2004–2010)
Mayor of New Orleans (2010–2018)
Vice President of the United States (2021–present)

Hillary Clinton
First Lady of Arkansas (1979–1981 and 1983–1992)
First Lady of the United States (1993–2001)
Member, United States Senate (2001–2009)
United States Secretary of State (2009–2013)
Democratic nominee for President (2016)

[Kahane's Grave Is A Gender-Neutral Bathroom]

Member of Fremont Parliament: May 25, 2022 - August 24, 2022
Member of Fremont Parliament: February 23, 2023 - April 25, 2023
Speaker of the Fremont Parliament: April 14, 2023 - April 23, 2023
At-Large Senator: April 26, 2023 - July 7, 2023
First Minister of Fremont: July 17, 2023 - Incumbent