what is the funniest post ever?

[Joe Republic]

LOL, Scoonie is by far the biggest joke on the forum.

[Keystone Phil]

LOL, Scoonie is by far the biggest joke on the forum.

I don't know if he's the biggest but he's up there.

[TeePee4Prez]

LOL, Scoonie is by far the biggest joke on the forum.

I don't know if he's the biggest but he's up there.

Aren't you so charming.

[Jake]

LOL, Scoonie is by far the biggest joke on the forum.

I don't know if he's the biggest but he's up there.

No, he's shown himself to be an even bigger hack than donny. He's #1.

[Max Power]

You need to be hanged, drawn, and quartered.

And you need a nap.

[KEmperor]

Lions and other carnivores were vegetarians prior to the Flood.

[Akno21]

Naso, how red would the map be? Cut off your balls over an atlas. That would be the result.

[WMS]

Hey, look kids! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No... it's Stuck Record Man!

Al just hates the bay area.

I'm not generally a great fan of rich areas with a higher than average % of rich snobs, but I've no especial dislike of the bay area. Why?

I don't know about the rest of you, but Al giving jfern crap never gets old for me.

[nini2287]

Abortion is killing babies Kevin opposes this.



                           VOTE KEVIN NOT ALCON!   

[YRABNNRM]

There's obviously something wrong with this childs brain.

You're a deluded fool on the level of Chamberlain if you think they're not making a bomb.

I have to admit it seems likely - if you were the target of the Empire, which controls 90% of the world and has proven aggressive tendencies, you'ld damn well better get nukes, or end up like Saddam.

No, the Zionist Conspiracy does not yet control 90% of the world. We're still at 72% .

More like the descendants of the third reich than a zionist conspiracy, DanielX.

Then rid the world of jews so the zionist movement will go with them.

A salute to all World War II veterans, living and dead.  Thank you so much for defending our country and its principles against the menace of fascism. 

*knocks on head* HELLO! HELLOOOO ANYBODY HOME???
This was on the PACIFIC!!! It originally had no ties to the European conflict (al least in US perspective) so there was no fascism involved

[YRABNNRM]

One of the best: Lawrence v Texas.

Since you're British, I guess I'll excuse the fact that you hate the Constitution.

[WMS]

you DINO.

These were always my favourite dinos:

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Uh huh. Look... are you *quite* sure you're not drinking meths while you're typing? See, I worry about you... that stuff can be very dangerous...

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I did wonder where the Iraqi Information Minister had gone. Nice to see you're still alive.

And...

Let me make it clear, my argument is not what Al has been straw manning it to be,

Strawmanning? Who is Strawmanning? Any relation to Preston Manning?

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No, that's exactly what you've been saying. O/c the fact that you see things in terms of "red states" and "blue states" indicates very clearly that you have all the intelligence of a retarded chicken that's dead. And still running round the farmyard.

I'm enjoying that particular thread quite a bit.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I have no interest in "hands-on experience", as a certain poster does who roams these forums. 

I never touched that part!

[YRABNNRM]

Kerry/Edwards.  Didn't see any reason whatsoever to support Bush at the time and I still don't really see one.

WITH AN ATTITUDE LIKE THAT
THE TERRORISTS WIN
BUSH CHENEY O4

[Keystone Phil]

Scoonie, you're being really tedious with all your partisan bull...

What the hell are you talking about? PM me.

[CheeseWhiz]

Tell me, if someone on the street attacked me, what would you want me to do? Shoot the person, or allow myself to get hurt or killed?

America put itself in a position where that is a possibility far greater then in Canada or Australia. Both countries have taken measures to ensure we don't reach American levels of gun deaths and gun related crimes. I'm not saying it couldn't happen down here, but where in America it is a major consideration, in Australia it is a not at all a concern of the general populace.

Get Taekwondo lessons or something, or move

I took martial arts for eight years. Explain how a 100-pound person is supposed to magically defeat a group of 180-pound attackers unarmed, please.

Like I said, give my mother money so that we can move.

You can catch the bullets with your teeth, and then your attackers will take turns attacking one at a time. Each will only know 2 or 3 different ways of attack and will be very predicable. Then suddenly when they realized they are no match for you, they will take off running.

[Everett]

Q, when Jake gets disobedient, just tie him up outside for a bit.

WTF are you implying?

BDSM, so Richius might join the fantasy sections.

[Max Power]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=32958.new;boardseen#new

[riceowl]

If some university had a course entitled "Lets make fun of all the silly things in Islam" - the media would give it more coverage than WW II.

Making fun of Christianity is ok however.

These religious Right folks do scare me a bit, but in terms of being under attack by the political Left simply for what they believe... they actually do have a point.

Which I find kinda scary too....

LINO

[Filuwaúrdjan]

If some university had a course entitled "Lets make fun of all the silly things in Islam" - the media would give it more coverage than WW II.

Making fun of Christianity is ok however.

These religious Right folks do scare me a bit, but in terms of being under attack by the political Left simply for what they believe... they actually do have a point.

Which I find kinda scary too....

LINO

The Vorlon is fake wood?
I had no idea...

[Keystone Phil]

Say after this election and we [opebo and Flyers] both win, how about we start a new party called the Larry Flynt Freedom Fighter Party?  Our acronym will be L3FP.  We will build a powerful coalition, but I have to say I'm not entirely buying the Christians being fed to lions thing.

[KEmperor]

You post too many ing articles.

[??????????]

I'd say that yes Jefferson Davis was worse than Osama bin Laden is.  Bin Laden might have killed a lot of people and want to kill a whole bunch more but he never kept millions of people in slavery.  The entire southern elite was collectively worse than Al-Queda.  The bulk of southerners were just dumb enough to go to war for the benefit of the southern elite.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Yes, I can tell some things with Jake.  I can tell that he has the maturity of a five-year-old.

I got a thread solely dedicated to making fun of him.

Strangely ironic.

[nini2287]

Conservative

Edmund Burke must be spinning on his grave.

I doubt they made the coffin that wide.