The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[Vice President Christian Man]

I'm a bit late but I didn't know this form existed until a few minutes ago. I think I posted this on the Atlas appreciation one as well if I'm not mistaken. It's still hilarious though.

Al Gore banned

Poor man just can't catch a break.

Al Gore invented this place.  Like, this is actually the Internet he invented.  

[Vice President Christian Man]

Enough with the S019 hate. He's one of the last people who deserves to be insulted considering that he's been bullied on this form.

[Vice President Christian Man]

Trump could have decapitated a newborn white baby and drank its blood on live TV and Republicans still wouldn’t impeach him.

[Vice President Christian Man]

So Missouri Republicans want to eliminate the right to bare arms.

[Vice President Christian Man]

It's okay. I've heard Biden's set to pardon the Turkey in a few weeks anyway.

The reference was a thread talking about the FBI investigating Mayor Adams's ties to the Turkish government.

[Vice President Christian Man]

Ever since Mr X became moderator, I now speak more clearly in my post-Post interviews.

I also feel more confident around attractive women.

[Vice President Christian Man]

Liz Cheney gets the Republican nomination and demands that the US invade Russia, China, and North Korea at the same time. She then calls the south a backwards place and chooses Bob Menendez as her running mate.

In reference to a hypothetical map which showed Dems getting Jim Crow era. margins across much of the South.

[Vice President Christian Man]

Kamala Harris will host a marijuana reform event with Fat Joe

That's pretty mean. He's in good shape and it's pretty messed up that the media would fatshame the president like this. i know who fat joe is it's just a joke

[Vice President Christian Man]

Wow Purple Unicorn was Tender

I’d have thought Unicorn would be a tough, gamey meat.

The purple ones are more tender, though.